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Denizens, as we head into our last regularly-scheduled Perfect Football Weekend of the year, I was going&#160 to talk about how Donna McNumnuts was gonna have a lot more time to scarf Chunky Soup&#169, now that he was likely going to have season-ending surgery to fix that sports hernia of his.&#160 He’s out of the game against the New York Football Giants this week, and even if he doesn’t have the surgery, next week ain’t looking too good either.

Then, I read about this.&#160 A pothead who just happens to play football for the Georgia Tech Yellow Jackets has sued to get his spot back on the team.

A Fulton County judge ordered Georgia Tech to reinstate defensive back Reuben Houston to the team Tuesday even though Houston is facing felony drug charges and has been suspended from the team all season.

So yet another tin-horned fucknozzled tyrant sitting in an ivory tower on a bench in a courtroom knows better than school officials about whom should play for them and whom shouldn’t.&#160 Yet another example of a black-robed fascist skank sticking his nose where it clearly doesn’t belong.

The 22-year-old Houston, a two-year starting cornerback with seven career interceptions, was arrested June 21 in Atlanta in connection with a marijuana distribution operation based in California. According to a criminal complaint filed in Fresno, Calif., Houston conspired to possess and distribute about 100 pounds of marijuana, which has a street value of about $60,000.

At the time, Houston was suspended from the team and from the school, but while appealing those suspensions he was allowed back into school and granted the room and board privileges given other scholarship athletes.

According to Georgia Tech athletic director Dave Braine, Houston’s appeal of the suspension was denied by Georgia Tech’s student affairs office less than a month ago, and Houston had to leave school.

However, Houston continued to seek legal relief and he was readmitted to school on Thursday, according to Braine. Brogdon’s court order means Houston also must be reinstated to the team.

Five’ll get you ten that this dumbfuck Houston’s a dyed-in-the-wool Demoscum.&#160 He’s a classic case of going to the courts to get what he can’t get through legtimate means.

Oh, but it gets worse from here, kiddies.

The ruling from Superior Court Judge M. Gino Brogdon shocked Braine, who nonetheless pledged to abide by the decision.

Georgia Tech coach Chan Gailey said Houston might play as early as Saturday, when the Yellow Jackets visit No. 3 Miami.

So essentially, Braine and Gailey have both turned out to be spineless pussies (apologies to pussies) who not only don’t have the cojones&#160 to stand up to a shit-for-brains bench jockey – they’re already making plans to play&#160 the pissweaseled perp in their next game!

Chan Gailey is a former head coach of the Dallas Cowboys.&#160 I’m beginning to see why Jerry Jones fired his sorry ass.

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For this week’s PFW, my high school team is going to be the team from Terrell, Texas.&#160 (Not sure whether they’re the Bulldogs or the Tigers – if you know, feel free to tell me.)

The reason is that they ended the season last week for the Wildcats of Sulphur Springs.&#160 And if you’ve read this blog for any&#160 length of time…then you know&#160 how I feel about Sulphur Springs.

Anyway, Terrell has Hebron Saturday in the area round of 4A Divsion II, Region I.&#160 Hebron’s undefeated, as opposed to Terrell’s 10-1 record, so who knows?

Also Saturday, the Oklahoma Sooners travel to Nowhereville, aka Lubbock, to take on the Texas Tech Red Raiders.&#160 If I were Bob Stoops, I’d play a 2-9 defense, double four of his receivers and run a free safety deep.&#160 I’d then put my two hugest linemen up front and tell them to disrupt the backfield.

But that’s just me.

Fourth-ranked LSU, fresh off its victory at Alabama, travels to Ole Miss Saturday evening to take on the Rebels.&#160 I’ll take the Tigers to win comfortably.

Sunday, the Dallas Cowboyw are at home to play the Detroit Lions’ potential.&#160 I say “potential” because, while the Lions have three of the most talented receivers in the NFL, their quarterbacking positively sucks.&#160 If form holds, Dallas should cruise.

Memo to Jerry Jones:&#160 If you’re not gonna play Drew Henson, a trade to Detroit for one of those receivers of theirs would be a kick-ass&#160 idea.

We’re back Monday for the recap.&#160 In the meantime, the tailgate is down, stew’s cooking and I’m waiting to hear you talk about your teams.&#160 Let’s go!

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