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Denizens, for your Wednesday morning pick-me-up, we refer you to a little item referred to us – are you sitting down? – by none other than Widdle Mikey “Um Yeah” Suckliffe.

Seems that a Spanish Inquistion Civil Rights Commission in Ohio was a little upset that a barkeep put a sign in his window saying “For Service Speak English”.

There is no evidence that Jim Crow has ever warmed a bar stool or nursed a long neck at the Pleasure Inn tavern in Mason. But to hear the Ohio Civil Rights Commission tell it, Jim Crow is a two-fisted regular who stands in the door with an ax handle to run off anyone who can’t speak English.

The commissioners did everything but accuse owner Tom Ullum of being a certified racist because he put a sign in his bar window that said, “For Service Speak English.”

On second thought, they did that too. “It’s just as effective as a ‘whites only’ sign,” they said, invoking Rosa Parks as if she had been ordered to sit in the back of the bar.

Hmmmm.&#160 Wonder if we should tell them about the official language of the aviation industry?

“Go back with me to 1964,” said the chairman, Pastor Aaron Wheeler Sr., playing to a crowd of visiting black high school kids. “All I want to do is educate you,” he told Ullum, as he compared the sign to a “whites only” hospital he had once seen in Tennessee.

Ullum might have objected that Jack Daniels is no doctor and tequila is not exactly the same as penicillin, but Wheeler cut him off. “First of all, whenever you speak, say ‘Mr. Chairman,'” he scolded. “I run this meeting.”

Now, this is where I could take Mr. Ullum to task.&#160 That’s the one way to guaran-damn-tee that I, for example, would call that asswipe anything but&#160 “Mr. Chairman”.

I had no idea the state of Ohio could provide such stand-up comedy at a cost of only $10.7 million a year for the Civil Rights Commission.

This column was written by someone named “pbranson” at a paper called the Enquirer.&#160 Mr. Branson, you’d be amazed at the lunacy of the Limp-wristed Left&#153, if you give them enough time to think up stuff.

“Don’t you see where some people may be offended?” Wheeler asked in disbelief.

“I don’t really care,” Ullum replied in a matter-of-fact twang. “I offend a lot of people with my signs. I have one that says ‘Michigan sucks.’ How do you think Michigan people feel about that?” (Some of us agree, but back to the show.)

With the principle, or with the part about Michigan? (smirk)

Wheeler said the sign was discrimination because “all people have a right to everything in this nation.”

Ah.&#160 “From each according to his ability, to each according to his need”.&#160 Quite the budding socialist, the fuckwitted fop Wheeler.

Go read the rest.&#160 And be thankful you can read it in English, instead of German, Spanish or Farsi like the fucktards on the Left would rather you do.

As for you, Suckliffe?

Thanks.&#160 Keep up the good work, and pretty soon we may quit talking about your family of sitzpinklers. (guffaw)



6 Comments to “This is an English-only blog”


  1. David Hartung — December 21, 2005 @ 7:19 am

    Engligh”

    :) :) :)

    [Yeah, yeah, yeah... (grin)&#160 -LSI]

  2. David Hartung — December 21, 2005 @ 7:29 am

    When I see a story such as the one you posted, I wonder if the same stink would be raised if the sign had said “for service speak Spanish” or even, “for service speak Ebonically”.

    The bottom line is that those of us who are white, Chritian, heterosexual, english speaking men, are the targets of the “civil rights” activists.

  3. Blackiswhite — December 21, 2005 @ 11:05 am

    The official language of the aviation industry everywhere in the world except Quebec?

  4. Lady Heather — December 22, 2005 @ 8:36 am

    Spats,

    OT, but Radical Redneck told to tell you that Shitcliffe is having a meltdown about the Union strike in NYC over at the Pardon My English blog.

    Since you liked poking him so much about Unions, he thought you might be interested in coming over and putting in your 2 cents?

  5. Blackiswhite — December 22, 2005 @ 5:12 pm

    English. The linguistic coin of the realm. Don’t speak anything else outside your home.

  6. Lady Heather — December 22, 2005 @ 8:37 pm

    Spats, I hope you don’t mind, but I (shamelessly) lifted Shitcliffe’s Christmas card right off of here!

    I hope that’s Ok?

    Just trying to spread the Christmas cheer. (chortle)

    [Of course.&#160 By all means - be my guest. (grin)&#160 -LSI]


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