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So I’m on the phone with Hewlett Packard, checking on a ticket for a drive that’s supposedly been ordered for one of my clients, right?

Guy puts me on hold…

…and what to my wondering ears should appear but Little River Band’s Night Owl

…in Muzak format.

DamnShitFuck™, I’m getting old… (sigh, groan)

9 Comments to “Okay, now  I’m depressed”

  1. David Hartung — December 27, 2005 @ 7:04 pm

    It could have been worse. They could have been playing randi Rhodes! :(

  2. Blackiswhite — December 28, 2005 @ 6:29 pm

    I had a rougher time with the kid at the Safeway the other day calling me “Sir” and “Mr. Blackiswhite” the other day. I kept looking around for my grandfather.

  3. Denita TwoDragons — December 28, 2005 @ 7:46 pm

    When I stopped getting carded for drinks and smokes a few years back, that was when I got depressed.

    It took a further hit when my favorite songs hit the “Classics” station.

    The final nail was when my Mom and I decided to compare grey hair and it turned out I had more than she did. Ack!


  4. David Hartung — December 29, 2005 @ 7:40 pm

    Folks, I have no problem with the inevitable aging. Ther are several very good things, one of them being that I can get away with things at 51 that would get me in trouble at 21! :)

  5. Lady Heather — December 29, 2005 @ 8:09 pm

    Be proud of those greys, Denita; we’ve EARNED them, lol!

    How have you been, girlfriend?

  6. Um Yeah — December 29, 2005 @ 11:54 pm

    [Shitcliffe, that link you posted was so dry, uninspiring and boring that I decided to replace it with something on Kwaaaaaanzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaa-aaaaaaaa that was a little…mmm…more interesting.

    Yer welcome. (snicker)  -LSI]

    all repukes geting old were taking over! young are intellegent and progresive and we rule. well bring socailism in and there be no rich white shits!

    18 million people celebrate qwanzaa AND IM ONE OF THEM!

  7. David Hartung — December 30, 2005 @ 9:59 am

    Who is this “Um Yeah” idiot?

  8. Alan K. Henderson — December 31, 2005 @ 2:16 am

    When they do a Muzak of “Wizards of Winter,” then it will be War™.

  9. Blackiswhite — December 31, 2005 @ 11:00 am

    I guess Um Yeah has never heard of death by mediocrity? I guess some people have never learned the object lesson of the NFL.

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