(Hat tip to Michelle, of course.)
Item:  A couple of weeks ago, the Mickey Mouse outfit known as ESPN was donning the kneepads for the Ayatollah as only they knew how – by having him participate in March Madness bracket-mania.  (They even have a video of him doing it, if you have the stomach for it – I know I  don’t.)
Perhaps they were swayed by the fact that he correctly guessed that North Carolina would win it all last year.  (Really not much of a guess – if you  were officiating games under the threat of The World’s Biggest College Hoops Pussy™, Tyler Hansbrough, pitching a fit everytime you called him for something, you’d give them a free pass, too.)
Item:  Bambi’s proven to be just as inept at picking college hoops this year as he’s been recently at picking political candidates.  Butler & W. Virginia made sure Saturday that his jugeared ass done got shut out.
President Barack Obama went 0 for 2 in the NCAA tournament Saturday when Kentucky and Kansas State lost in the regional finals, knocking out his two remaining picks for the Final Four.
In his ESPN.com bracket, Obama predicted that Kansas, Villanova, Kentucky and Kansas State would reach the Final Four. Kansas and Villanova were upset in the second round, then Kentucky and Kansas State went down Saturday.
All together now: 
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