Denizens, your Laugh For The Day™ comes from Charles Johnson and the fine people at Little Green Footballs, who bring us news that…
…are you sitting down?
…Mother Shitcan is threatening to run for the US Senate.
Cindy Sheehan to Dianne Feinstein:
Fillibuster Alito or I’ll Challenge Your Senate Seat
Caracas, Venezuela – Gold star mother Cindy Sheehan has decided to run against California Senator Diane Feinstein if Feinstein does not filibuster the Supreme Court nomination of Judge Samuel Alito. While in Venezuela attending the World Social Forum, Sheehan learned that several Democratic Senators had announced their plans for a filibuster but that Senator Feinstein, who’s up for re-election in November, had stated she would vote against the nomination but not filibuster it. “I’m appalled that Diane Feinstein wouldn’t recognize how dangerous Alito’s nomination is to upholding the values of our constitution and restricting the usurpation of presidential powers, for which I’ve already paid the ultimate price,” Sheehan said.
Awright, Denizens – all together now, on three – one…two…three:
Notice: compact(): Undefined variable: limits in /home/sysop284/domains/spatulacitybbs.net/public_html/wp-includes/class-wp-comment-query.php on line 853
Notice: compact(): Undefined variable: groupby in /home/sysop284/domains/spatulacitybbs.net/public_html/wp-includes/class-wp-comment-query.php on line 853
Notice: compact(): Undefined variable: limits in /home/sysop284/domains/spatulacitybbs.net/public_html/wp-includes/class-wp-comment-query.php on line 853
Notice: compact(): Undefined variable: groupby in /home/sysop284/domains/spatulacitybbs.net/public_html/wp-includes/class-wp-comment-query.php on line 853
Notice: Theme without comments.php is deprecated since version 3.0.0 with no alternative available. Please include a comments.php template in your theme. in /home/sysop284/domains/spatulacitybbs.net/public_html/wp-includes/functions.php on line 4027
3 responses to “Mother Shitcan’s gonna do what?!?!”
Leave a Reply
You must be logged in to post a comment.
“Mom?”
“Casey? Is that you?”
“Yes Mom. Stop being an asshat.”
“But Casey…”
“Mom, the only ‘but’ here is you. Really. You’re embassing me, and disgracing my memory. I volunteered, Mom. No one drafted me. I went into it with my eyes open. Armies kill people and break things. Sometimes our own people get killed. I knew that. I understood that it was part of my opportunity to serve.”
“But…”
“Mom. I gotta go. Quit pissing on my grave. Go home.”
*fade to black*
I hope that Sheehan does run, it could seasily be the funniest entertainment around!
and what if she wins.. then maybe the truth will come out.. that im the butt-buddy of my honeyboy rev mykki chickenshit and all i want is to play with him an his inflatable dolls cuz thats the only sex i can get except for tieing a porkchop round my neck so neighbors dog will play wif me…