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Last year, Bambi got his skanky little ass ab-so-friggin’-lutely roasted  at Major League Baseball’s All-Star because – well – he throws like a fucking girl.
MERLIN:  Isn’t that a little offensive to, y’know, girls?
VENOMOUS:  What of it?  Here, have a look for yerself.
MERLIN:  Ew.
OZY MCCOOL:  Gross.
K’HADIBAK’H:  The p’tahk.
KORRIOTH:  Damn.  Just, damn.
So you’d think he’d bone up on his delivery, right?  I mean, he’s got time to be doing March Madness brackets, piss off our allies and make an embarrassment of himself in general, right?
Here (s)he is at Opening Day yesterday for the Washington Nationals’ game against the Philadelphia Phillies:
T-BONE MCMANX:  Oh.  My.  Gawd.
KORRIOTH:  Great.  Honkin’.  Cthulu.
OZY MCCOOL:  Pathetic.
MERLIN:  Didn’t learn much from last year, did he?
VENOMOUS:  Sad thing is that he was probably the best pitcher for the Nationals yesterday.  Phillies destroyed ’em, 11-1.
RAYEGUN:  That’s Washington for ya.  First in war, first in peace…
ALL:  …last in the National League.  
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Hey, maybe I’ve got a future in politics. I’m tall, need a teleprompter more than Obama does, and can’t throw a baseball worth crap. Now I need to pal around with some terrorists, write two memoirs, and get the Mobile Infirmary to lose my birth certificate.