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(Hat tip to LC Mrs Heather.)

Denizens, in the interest of helping you keep your last meal down, I’m going to do you a huge favor, and put the bulk of this post under the “extended” button.

This way, you are warned:&#160 This post is rated “ew”.&#160 Not PG, not PG-13, not R, not NC-17, not X, XX or even XXX.&#160 Just “ew”.

(Denizens, this&#160 time I’m not kidding.&#160 This is not an attempt to sucker you in.&#160 No spew warnings in effect – vomit warnings would be more like it.)

Last chance.&#160 Do not click on the “that all you got” link if you don’t want to be grossed out majorly.


Okay, you guyz asked for it. (sigh)

Another man cuts off penis, eats it
From staff writers
March 08, 2005
From: NEWS.com.au

Another&#160 man?!?!?!?!

A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines after cutting off his penis and eating it.

Asked about Ernesto Almonte’s mental state, a hospital spokesman said: “If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you.”

Aw, Jebus, man, y’think????

The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.

In 2003 a Malaysian man cut off his penis and fried it up before making a meal of it.

The man heard ‘voices’, probably caused by taking hallucinatory drugs, which urged him to mutilate himself.

Damn.&#160 Just, damn.

Pardon me while I go throw up…


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2 responses to “Let’s hope this diet doesn’t catch on…”

  1. Elephant Man says:

    What the hell?

    There must be shortage of sausage products in the Philippines.

    You’d think the Oscar Mayer, Amour or Jimmy Dean corporations would be all over this…..

  2. JonB says:

    That is odd.

    Maybe they are trying to do the whole “I’m dickless but I put them in my mouth” John Kerry thing….?

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