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It’s that time once again, Denizens.&#160 Time to see which of Dallas’ liberal shitheads can make the biggest asses of them on the Letters to the Editor pages of the Dullest Moaning Snooze.

Today’s first contestant is a John Bianchi of nearby Wylie, who opines:

Re: “Signs of Intelligence,” by Stephen C. Meyer, Jan. 29 Points.

(Sorry guys – I wish I had access to the original letter, but I don’t.&#160 Sue me.)

Mr. Meyer’s column points to the complexity of the bacterial cell flagellar motor as proof of intelligent design. Since it is irreducibly complex, the motor had to be created in toto since natural selection would not work.

Precisely.&#160 And since the infinite number of monkeys still&#160 haven’t written the complete works of Shakespeare, I’d say Mr. Meyer has a point.

This is like a person seeing an airplane for the first time and saying the Boeing 747 had to spring into existence without the Wright flier ever existing, due to its complexity. The 747 cannot fly unless all its systems work. It appears irreducibly complex. If we developed the 747 over 100 years of manned flight, imagine what can be developed in 3.5 billion years of natural selection.

Thank you, Bianchi, you dumbass.&#160 You just made the ID crowd’s point for them.

Who designed the 747, hmmmmmmm?&#160 Think maybe it was (gasp, ARRRRRRRGH!!!!!)…intelligent human beings?&#160 Beings whom you now&#160 want to compare to natural selection&#160 (translation:&#160 random chance)?????

Game, set and match for intelligent design, I’d say.&#160 Po’ widdle evolutionist fuckheads…

Candidates number two and two-A in our game today are a pair of heterophobic asshats from Denton, Harry M Benthhoff and Thean Griffin, who bleat:

[Mark] Davis cannot seriously believe that “movies and TV portray far more gay people than naturally occur in the population.”&#160

Yes, he can.&#160 So can I, limp-wrists.&#160 And so can the overwhelming majority of the population.&#160 Suggest you get used to it.

Most statistics suggest that anywhere from 5 percent to 10 percent of the population is not straight.

Most statistics commissioned by pro-sodomite, anti-heterosexual, eighty-percent-plus-or-minus-margin-of-error, we’ll-phrase-the-question-so-you-give-us-the-answer-we-want bastard pollsters might suggest that, swishy boys – but the right-thinkers of the universe know better…that it’s only about one percent, maybe&#160 two.&#160 So take your ten-percent meme and shove it back up your AIDS-infested asses.

It is patently obvious that 5 percent to 10 percent of mainstream movies and TV shows do not center on homosexuals, whether openly gay or trapped in the closet.

(sigh) Will & Grace, Book of Daniel, ER, Ellen,&#160 any show that Martin Mull happens to be on…need I go on?

For decades, Hollywood tried to censor gay people out of existence

You think that maybe&#160 that’s because we find perverted fucksticks like you disgusting,&#160 not to mention not terribly entertaining?&#160 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…???

and today the media industries are only slowly moving beyond the “token” stage of representation.

While said media industries (read:&#160 Hollywood) are slowly losing more and more viewers and money, and are having to raise ticket prices just to keep up.

Nah, couldn’t&#160 be a correlation there…

While we are happy to know that Mr. Davis has a few “gay friends,” that does not excuse his heterosexist rhetoric.

Oh, while your heterophobic twaddle is perfectly okay, right?

His misinformed beliefs

Why is it that every time one of us comes out in opposition to these light-in-the-loafers airbiscuits, we’re always “misinformed” “ignorant” “uneducated” or some other such bullshit?&#160 Did it never occur to these morons that we just might be right????

are exactly the sort of attitudes that create a hostile cultural climate for lesbians and gay men

Give me one good reason why we shouldn’t&#160 carry hostile attitudes to you and the rest of you fucking perverts, assholes.&#160 We’re&#160 not the ones wanting to fuck our own gender in the ass.&#160 We don’t go around playing swishy-ass dressed in pink triangles lisping every other word that comes out of our mouth, acting like we wish we were women.&#160 We’re not perverts.

creating that “living hell” (as Mr. Davis so aptly put it) in which many queer people find themselves trapped.

Wanna get out of your so-called “living hell”, jerkfaces?&#160 Renounce your homosexuality.&#160 Can’t really make it any plainer than that.

But thanks for playing out game of “Dumb-assed Letters to the Editor”.&#160 Out parting gift is a swift steel-toed boot in your skanky asses.

F.E.J.F.E.

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2 responses to “Letters, they&#160 get letters…!!!”

1. Blackiswhite says:

   February 7, 2006 at 11:00 am

   But if your right, Spats, that means there is a God, and that God has judged them. But NOTHING can challenge their right to be who and what THEY want, can it?

   I know, I know. How dare we hold to a value system that has served our country well for over two hundred years that tells them what they already suspect: they are sinning against God with their lifestyle choices. It simply must stop. We HAVE to ‘tolerate’ them and accord them special civil rights so the world doesn’t make them feel bad about what they are doing.

2. Denita TwoDragons says:

   February 7, 2006 at 2:07 pm

   Y’know what it was that tipped my opinion from evolutionism to ID? It was hummingbirds. In order for them to use their tongues to sip nectar, they are highly specialized–it splits in two in the floor of the mouth, exits under the jaw, wraps around the skull, then comes together and reenters the mouth through the top. And woodpeckers have a similar tongue structure, BTW.

   Now I’m thinking, something that highly specialized couldn’t have come about with evolutionary trial-and-error, or there would have been a lot of dead hummingbirds with tongues hanging out the back of their heads. It had to have existed that way from the start, because the closest cousin to them genetically is the swallows and swifts–and they don’t have tongues that do such anatomically bizarre contortions.

   Same goes for woodpeckers, for that matter. And if anyone is curious, hummingbirds and woodpeckers are genetically too dissimilar to have evolved one from the other.

   So something had to have designed them to be that way from the start–including giving them instinctual knowledge of how to use that extrordinary piece of equipment in the manner to which it is intended.

   That was the nail on the coffin of hard evolutionary science, for me. I just can’t look at something like that and think it was a slow process–it couldn’t have been, or the entire genetic line would have died of starvation in the interim between one bird type and the other. And there aren’t any half-evolved hummingbird skeletons, either.

   –TwoDragons