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In late December, I slipped while in the middle of scratching an itchy ear.

With my car key.


KORRIOTH:  Doofus.

VENOMOUS:  Aah, whatever.

Didn’t puncture the eardrum, fortunately, but did scratch up the ear canal pretty good, to the point where I had to take a little extra care of it for a couple of weeks.

OZY MCCOOL:  You mean, like only scratching it with plastic  stuff?

VENOMOUS:  Hush, you.

However, that doesn’t even begin  to compare to what this dumb-assed Rooskie cop did.

Ladies & gentlemen, I give you…your  Darwin Award (oughta be) winner for 2010!

INVESTIGATORS believe a young Moscow cop died after scratching his nose with his loaded gun.

The Moskovsky Komsomolets reports the 23-year-old policeman, who was not named, was found under a desk with a head wound. The investigation ruled out a murder and there was no note that would indicate suicide, the paper said.

Ow.  Just, ow. 

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