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Ah, Denizens, but what would a story about a hunting accident be without a fuckheaded, dumbassed quote from the Queen of the Gun-Grabbing Whores&#153 herself, Sawah Bwady?

James and Sarah Brady made comments today related to Vice President Cheney’s reportedly accidental shooting yesterday in Texas.

“Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him,” said Jim Brady. “I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog – and I thought he was an idiot.”

As opposed to you, Jimbo, who took a bullet for President Reagan and turned into a bona fide&#160 one?

One of the Rott commenters put it best:&#160 That’s why you turned into a Demoscum, Jimbo:&#160 That bullet lobotomized you.

“I’ve thought Cheney was scary for a long time,” Sarah Brady said. “Now I know I was right to be nervous.”

Shame you weren’t there, Sarahbitch.&#160 I’m sure The Cheney’s&#153 aim would have improved in your presence.



7 Comments to “On Cheney’s hunting accident”


  1. Darwin's Finch — February 14, 2006 @ 9:04 am

    To be honest, I really don’t know what all the fuss is about. The Vice Presidents hunting accident is a complete non-story.

    I mean, it’s obvious that Cheney believed Whittington was a pheasant based on the best intelligence available at the time. What’s the point in arguing? We can’t change the past. Cheney still did the right thing – and knowing what we now know, he’d shoot Whittington again.

  2. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — February 14, 2006 @ 1:12 pm

    I mean, it’s obvious that Cheney believed Whittington was a pheasant based on the best intelligence available at the time. What’s the point in arguing? We can’t change the past. Cheney still did the right thing – and knowing what we now know, he’d shoot Whittington again.

    This is why I can’t believe in evolution, Finchie.

    If you’re&#160 that to which humanity has “evolved” – then humanity’s in deep shit.

  3. Darwin's Finch — February 14, 2006 @ 5:29 pm

    Aw c’mon, it was funny :)

    On a more serious note I hear Jacques Chirac issued a declaration of unconditional surrender to Cheney this afternoon :)

  4. David Hartung — February 14, 2006 @ 7:08 pm

    From Darwin’s Finch:
    On a more serious note I hear Jacques Chirac issued a declaration of unconditional surrender to Cheney this afternoon :)

    David Replies:
    Given the shortage of spines in France, I can almost believe this!

  5. Alan K. Henderson — February 15, 2006 @ 12:53 am

    Cheney shoots dude instead of quail – woudln’t PETA have something nice to say about that?

  6. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — February 16, 2006 @ 3:12 pm

    Aw c’mon, it was funny :)

    Uh, no.&#160 Not really.&#160 Thinly-veiled potshots at the war in Iraq don’t really play all that well around here.

    On a more serious note I hear Jacques Chirac issued a declaration of unconditional surrender to Cheney this afternoon :)

    Now, see?&#160 That’s&#160 funny!!! :-D

  7. Elephant Man — February 18, 2006 @ 2:25 pm

    Whittington was a pheasant based on the best intelligence available at the time.

    Not only that, most prominent democrats had been claimng that Whittington was a quail (They were quail hunting, not pheasant hunting. Always bank on a liberal to get it wrong.) for years.

    Only after the hunting accident did they do a “180” and in a display of unbelievable hypocrisy start honking that Whittington was a human being.

    To make matters worse, the democrats hoped that Whittington would die (Not caring about the impact on Whittington’s family and friends) so that they could use his death for “political purposes”.

    On a more serious note I hear Jacques Chirac issued a declaration of unconditional surrender to Cheney this afternoon

    Chirac made a wise decision.

    Cheney is not a man to be “trifled with”.

    Liberals and the “unbiased” media should take note…. *grin*



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