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But unlike ThoseShirts.com, Cafe Press ACTUALLY ANSWERS THE EMAIL I SEND THEM!!!!
Got clue, ThoseShirts???
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So Mrs. Venomous calls me on the phone tonight from work.
Says a co-worker/friend has helped her dye her hair.
Now, I’m not in the best of moods anyway – it was a hard day at work, it’s 100 degrees in the fucking shade here, I’m tired, and the LA Pansy-ass Angels, which I hate almost  as much as I hate the San Transexual Fairy-Whiners, are handing the Texass stRangerS their asses on a platter.  So I’m not too terribly overjoyed as it is.
Then  she tells me what color she had it dyed.
Auburn.
Yes.  Auburn.
(A shade of red, for those of you in the Church of the SubTarded™.)
MERLIN:  Okay.  So?
[Venomous fixes Merlin with probably the most vicious glare Merlin’s ever seen.  Merlin visibly blanches.]
VENOMOUS:  All-fucking-right, can anyone here tell our doddering old fuckhead  of a wizard…
MERLIN:  HEY!!!
VENOMOUS:  …just what the ever-lovin’ fuck  it is that I have against red-headed spouses?!?!?!
MERLIN:  ?????
KORRIOTH (very quietly, to Merlin):  Wizard, does the phrase “Doublewide Bitch Supreme” ring any bells in that belfry of yours?
[Merlin’s eyes grow into saucers as the horrible realization hits.]
MERLIN:  …uh…m’liege?…(ulp)
VENOMOUS (in a very low, very  dangerous voice):  Wizard?  Get.  Out.  Of.  My.  Face.
MERLIN (scurrying away rapidly):  Yes sir, aye aye, sir!
Denizens, I’m going to be in a very  bad mood for the next few days weeks.  Don yer asbestos undies.
UPDATE:  Uh, oh…
MRS. VENOMOUS:  WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT ME?!?!?!?!
SKILLET (on top of His Rudeness’ head):  CLANK!!!!!
Ow…
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(KORRIOTH: Oh, great. More wormholes.)
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