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Denizens, either we have come upon the Apocalypse™, and the Four Horsemen are trampling upon the countryside, or else the failing reputation of Disney as a family organization – which began to crumble with the adoption of the now-infamous “Gay Days” – has finally reached its nadir and pulled out its trusty jackhammer.

For Disney has now pulled off the absolute unthinkable epic fail – they’ve asked no less than Britney Spears to be a mentor/role model.

With her troubled past, Britney Spears might not seem the most likely of role models – but she has been picked by Disney bosses to mentor the studio’s child stars.

Executives approached her in a bid to avoid another meltdown such as that suffered by 18-year-old singer and actress Demi Lovato earlier this month.

Britney’s fellow former Mickey Mouse Club Mouseketeer Justin Timberlake has also been asked to counsel young performers.

Justin I could possibly understand, although I’m rather dubious about Mr. “Bringing Sexy Back”.

But Britney?!

Great.  Honkin’.  Cthulu.

If ever Luke 6:39 (“Can the blind lead the blind? Will they not both fall into a pit?”) were to apply to a situation, I think it’d be here.

Idiots, all of them.

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