So much for the Jason Garrett era.
Dallas 26, at Arizona 27
The damnfools who’ve been insisting that Jon “10 wins, baby!” Kitna was ever  a better quarterback than Tony Romo showed us how well they know what they had for dinner last week, as Kitty threw two quick pick-sixes in rapid succession.  True, Miles Austin slipped on the first one, so it can’t really be blamed on widdle Jonny (though you just know  I’ll try).  But the second one?  Only a moron who’s been a freakin’ loser everywhere he’s gone would even think  about throwing a pass like that into double coverage.
Oh, hello, Jon Kitna.
Yet, even with all that, the ‘Girlz came back, and even took the lead on a Stephen McGee (in because Kitty had been injured earlier) TD pass to Miles Austin.
Enter David Buehler.  The NFL-kicker-wannabe hooked the PAT attempt like it was his approach on the 1st tee – which, thanks in part to him, is where he’ll be spending his time after the season.
The point he left on the field left Dallas with only a two point lead…and true to form, the C’girl secondary allowed the Cardinals to march right down the field, convert a 4th-and-15 at midfield (thanks, in part to Paula Pasqualoni asking Keith “Molasses” Brooking to cover All-Everything receiver Larry Fitzgerald), which ultimately led to Jay Feely kicking a 48-yard FG for the win.
So the ‘Girlz have lost to one of the worst teams in the NFL.  Which leaves them…where, again?
The report from Hidden Valley Ranch is that Jerry “Owner Jethro” Jones is, and I quote, “mad as hell”.  Yeah, well – look in the mirror, fuckhead.  You built this team.  Own it.
Thanks, Owner Jethro.  Way to condemn this franchise to several more years of just this type of shit football.  You bastard.
This week:  0-1.  Overall:  70-19.
The PFW returns Thursday for the Bowl Edition.  See you then.
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