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Sorry, Denizens.  Yet another One-Legged Man™ day was followed immediately by an evening cleaning the Arsenal of Freedom™ in advance of this weekend’s Blodger invasion.
But, courtesy of the Emperor, I did  get a chance to skim over a piece by our good friend and Denizen, the Dread Pundit Bluto, who has come upon this response to the Santa Cruz Chickenshits.
Shove those  up your asses, snot-noses.  Personally, it’s make my day to send one of those over Iraq with one of you as a hood ornament…
UPDATE:  Newly arrived limpwristed skank DocAmazing – what’s so amazing, assclown, the fact that they shaved your pubes and  your back and still couldn’t find your dick? – comes up for air from that rimjob he’s giving Mykki Chickenshit long enough to inform us it was Santa Cruz, not Santa Clara.
He then reminded us that his butt-buddy Mykki was still too much of a coward to come get his ass-kicking, so I guess he’s good for something,  anyway. (snicker)
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THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS
I’ve noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you’ve just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I’ve wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they’d throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.
Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.
Gee, you’re a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to tossers like me who don’t have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of wanker pricks like me really is.
That’s right, anyone who has my IQ is a silly fuckface just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny’s colostomy bag and wet my bed every night. But that’s not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a goat-humper like me.
This intolerance isn’t limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it’s ’cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it’s because I’m a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.
You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.
It’s clear that I’ll never be much of a man, seeing as I’m a little nancy boy that can’t stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.
I thought you’d like to know, Mykeru has reposted “Lord Spatula: The Complete Tool”. I’m not taking sides, but I thought you’d want to know so you can perhaps respond in kind.
[Finchie, you pull this stunt one more time and it’ll be a cold day in Hell™ before your comments see the light of day here again.  Post under your own moniker if you’ve something to say, mkay?
Let’s get one thing straight right now.  Mykki the Bedwetting Bastard is nothing more than a running joke around these parts nowadays.  The limpwrist has long since demonstrated that he doesn’t have the balls to face me – for if he was so gung-ho about it, he’d have sucked his boy Von Vockerman’s dick for the paltry $66 I was offered as a so-called “reimbursement” to go to Tennessee and kick Mykki’s skanky ass just so he could use the money to come down here.
The offer’s still open Cortese, you sniveling little simp.  I’m calling your swishy little needle-dicked ass out once again.  You don’t have the balls to face me, because you know for a fact I’d knock every last ounce of shit out of you, and then your skank of a wife would kick your ass when you got back.
Sucks to be you, Cortese, but you should’ve thought of that before you blew it all out your putrid piehole, eh? (guffaw)  -LSI]
>>Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.
Ya see this is the problem with the left they take anything that does not fit thier worldview and run around whining, yelling “Fachist, racist , biggot”. You mistaken Being fisked, and taken apart for “intolerance”. We laugh at you because you are a moron even in the face of facts that proove you wrong and yet you still hold on to that meme.
Jesus Christ, ive looked in a fucking mirror an still cant find my dick? You can’t kick my ass while im giving Mykki his dayly rimmob mmf mnf slurp slurp mmf.
It’s been over a year and those punkasses are still sniveling?
In fact, its virtually the same routine.
You’ve got one loser babbling inane bullshit as he defends his chickenshit hero followed by some simpering asshole who supposedly “isn’t taking sides” trying to resurrect what’s become a stale joke.
“OOOOH! Look what my AssPlunderer said about you on his blog! You gonna fight him? Huh? Huh?”
Probably the same simpering asshole who “wasn’t taking sides” last year. You know the type. Some pimple-faced gimp who’s too afraid to fight on his own so he goes around trying to goad others to fight while “not taking sides”. whereupon, he/it will hide in the bushes to watch a fight while he jacks off.
You’d think after a year those morons could think up a new schtik…