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Denizens, consider this T-Mobile commercial:

For the Uninitiated™, this is a blatant rip-off of the old “Hi, I’m a Mac/(sigh) And I’m a PC” commercials that Stevie Jobs apparently – and erroneously – thought were hilarious.

Ever since T-Mobile came out with these BS spots, I’d tell anyone who’d listen – which usually amounted to Mrs. Venomous – “Dammit, it didn’t work for Apple, and it’s bloody well not gonna work for T-Mobile”.

MRS. VENOMOUS:  Yes, dear.


Well, AT&T, having probably gotten a little tired of the mosquito biting it, did the appropriate thing – they smacked the mosquito into oblivion:

AT&T is planning on buying T-Mobile USA from Deutsche Telekom for $39 billion in cash and stock. The deal must be approved by both the Department of Justice and the Federal Communications Commission first.

“This transaction represents a major commitment to strengthen and expand critical infrastructure for our nation’s future,” said AT&T Chairman and CEO Randall Stephenson. “It will improve network quality, and it will bring advanced LTE capabilities to more than 294 million people.”

Guess we can see that little cutie in blue & orange now instead of pink polka-dots.

Score another WITY™ for His Rudeness. 

5 Comments to “AT&T to T-Mobile:  PWN3D!!!!!”

  1. LC Purple Raider — March 23, 2011 @ 1:07 am

    I thought that “little cutie” was annoying as hell

  2. Alan K. Henderson — March 24, 2011 @ 1:26 am

    More annoying than the Progressive Insurance girl?

  3. LC Purple Raider — March 24, 2011 @ 1:55 pm

    The Progressive Insurance girl is THE. MOST. ANNOYING. PERSON. outside of politics.

  4. Alan K. Henderson — March 25, 2011 @ 2:18 am

    Can Geico save you money? Is th

  5. Alan K. Henderson — March 25, 2011 @ 2:19 am

    Can Geico save you money? Is that Progressive Insurance girl annoying?

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