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[SCENE:&#160 On the bridge of the soon-to-be-defunct Titanic…]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Geeze Marie, Allan, d’ya have to give away the whole&#160 ending?

[And just how&#160 many of our ships have survived warp-core breaches?]

VENOMOUS:&#160 That’s not the point.&#160 I pay you to narrate the story, not write it.

[You don’t pay me enough is more like it.&#160 Union, baby!!!&#160 POWER TO THE PEOP…gakkkk…gakkkk…]

VENOMOUS (with hand outstretched):&#160 That will be quite enough, narrator.&#160 Understudy?

[The previous entity known as Allan-a-(union)Dale crumples to the floor, lifeless, extinguished by a Sith choke-out.

In the meantime, chaos reigns on the bridge of ISS Titanic&#160 as the skeleton crew on board move to evacuate.]

KORRIOTH:&#160 McCool, go see to your people!&#160 McManx, you’re with McCool!&#160 K’ha, internal scan for life signs to catch anyone we don’t know about!

K’HADIBAK’H:&#160 Aye, sir!

KORRIOTH (turning to Venomous):&#160 Admi…uh, Admiral, what are you doing?

[Venomous is at the helm, working controls.]

VENOMOUS:&#160 Plotting a course to take this beast away from here, Captain.&#160 They don’t grow spacedocks on cosmic trees, and I don’t wanna have to rebuild this one.

KORRIOTH:&#160 M’lord, we need to get you off this ship!

VENOMOUS:&#160 No, Kor, we need to get you&#160 off this ship, whereupon you&#160 will get me&#160 outta here.&#160 Now go; you have work to do.

KORRIOTH:&#160 Admiral—

VENOMOUS:&#160 Captain, go.&#160 Get to the transporter and wait for my signal.

KORRIOTH:&#160 (sigh) Yes, m’lord. (takes a look)&#160 It doesn’t take that long to plot a course, does it?

VENOMOUS:&#160 This one does.&#160 Now go!

KORRIOTH:&#160 (rolling eyes) Aye, Admiral.&#160 [Korrioth takes the turbolift out.]

VENOMOUS (muttering to himself):&#160 Can I please&#160 get some writers that don’t force me to stay on the ship ’til the last effing minute…?!

To be continued…

1 Comment to “Death of the ISS Titanic, Part the Twoth”

  1. David Hartung — March 29, 2011 @ 6:54 pm

    Did you manage to save the saucer section?

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