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Okay, Denizens, I am officially throwing the bullshit flag on the state of Flori-duhhhhhh.&#160 25-yard penalty, loss of all downs and&#160 the ball, ejections for the entire team.

The reason?&#160 Apparently they don’t have anything better to do than harass Rush Limbaugh.

Rush Limbaugh was detained for more than three hours Monday at Palm Beach International Airport after authorities said they found a bottle of Viagra in his possession without a prescription.

Customs officials found a prescription bottle labeled as Viagra in his luggage that didn’t have Limbaugh’s name on it, but that of two doctors, said Paul Miller, spokesman for the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office.

A doctor had prescribed the drug, but it was “labeled as being issued to the physician rather than Mr. Limbaugh for privacy purposes,” Roy Black, Limbaugh’s attorney, said in a statement.

Okay, this is why I’m calling bullshit:&#160 How many of you are going to fly into an airport with every single prescription slip your doctor has ever written you?&#160 Any of you ever flown into Miami with a bottle of Viagra and&#160 the prescription slip to back it up?

(crickets)

Mm-hm.&#160 That’s what I thought.

U.S. Customs and Border Protection examined the 55-year-old radio commentator’s luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic, said Miller.

The matter was referred to the sheriff’s office, whose investigators interviewed Limbaugh. According to Miller, Limbaugh said that the Viagra was for his use, and that he obtained it from his doctors.

Which should be enough explanation for anyone – unless you happen to come from a half-assed state that can’t even figure out which chads to punch.&#160 One where the innocent are harassed – or worse, starved to death – and cowardly fucks who do the harassing & killing are placed on pedestals and worshipped.

Investigators confiscated the drugs, which treats erectile dysfunction, and Limbaugh was released without being charged.

They probably needed it more than Rush did, if you know what I mean.

The sheriff’s office plans to file a report with the state attorney’s office. Miller said it could be a second-degree misdemeanor violation.

If I were Roy Black, there would be a federal civil rights lawsuit filed tomorrow against the sons-of-bitches who think they can ride herd on the rest of us with impunity.

Never mind what I said about Miami the other day.&#160 It goes for the entire fucking state now.


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13 responses to “Flori-duh:&#160 Land of tin-plated tyrants”

  1. While I have som equestions about the whole situation, the rational thing to do is to wait and see what happens. Despite what the left says, in our country, a man is presumed innocent until proven guilty.

  2. Middle-aged man in possession of Viagra. I can certainly see why this is news. I guess it was too hard for them to find real drug mules/smugglers/pushers to go after. I wonder when Florida started to run low on them.

  3. genthe says:

    “How many of you are going to fly into an airport with every single prescription slip your doctor has ever written you? ”

    My prescriptions are on the bottle.

    good thing there’s a right to privacy!

  4. My prescriptions are on the bottle.

    You’re not a national talk-show host with an audience of 20,000,000.

    Which, given the amount of bullshit you spew with each appearance, is likely a Good Thing&#153.

    Oh, well – at least you could attract the insomniacs.

    good thing there’s a right to privacy!

    Not with a witch-hunting dicklick like that bastard in Palm Beach.

    But then, he probably gives you a little stiffie, doesn’t he?

  5. My prescriptions are on the bottle.

    You’re not a national talk-show host with an audience of 20,000,000.

    Which, given the amount of bullshit you spew with each appearance, is likely a Good Thing&#153.

    Oh, well – at least you could attract the insomniacs.

    good thing there’s a right to privacy!

    Not with a witch-hunting dicklick like that bastard in Palm Beach.

    But then, he probably gives you a little stiffie, doesn’t he?

  6. My prescriptions are on the bottle.

    You’re not a national talk-show host with an audience of 20,000,000.

    Which, given the amount of bullshit you spew with each appearance, is likely a Good Thing&#153.

    Oh, well – at least you could attract the insomniacs.

    good thing there’s a right to privacy!

    Not with a witch-hunting dicklick like that bastard in Palm Beach.

    But then, he probably gives you a little stiffie, doesn’t he?

  7. genthe says:

    [Suggest you get used to this, moron.&#160 Stuff like this is what awaits each & every post of yours until I see either conclusive evidence that evolution is true, or an admission from you that you’re full of bullshit on that particular issue.&#160 Your choice.&#160 -LSI]

    The only way you are going to get a peace of my sister is to tear her off my dick first. I cant hold it any more I has to go! All my mommys sexual services must be paid for and provided by the government, free for everyone. That includes condoms, health care for the clap she’s spreading, food for me and sissy when she cant turn any tricks, clothing so no one has to look at her trailer trash ass, red-light housing and ALL othr liesure. We need to stop her from breeding and start eliminating the kids like sissy and me shes already had, recliam the once pristine air my familys farted away, and start building free menteal insti…mental insty…mentel ins…nut housses in the cities. We demand the end of private restrooms, and demand public bathhouses run by NAMBLA. We need to stop the spread of my daddys jizz, and start giving out standard and uniform condoms for free for everyone so therell be no one else liek me and sissy. my whole sitzpinkling family are evil! They corrupt everything. SHORT BUSISM RULES!

  8. genthe says:

    [Nope.&#160 Sorry, dude – I’m not doing your legwork for you.&#160 You get to bring whatever “evidence” you have to me,&#160 complete with full documentation (links, etc).&#160 Otherwise, your comments are hitting the bit bucket.

    If&#160 I don’t decide to do something with ’em first. (snicker)&#160 -LSI]

  9. genthe says:

    [Sorry, moron.&#160 No proofee, no postee.

    And I want links with hard evidence.&#160 The species which has demonstrably transmogrified itself into a completely different species.&#160 The “missing link” your kind keeps bleating that they’ll find “any day now”.&#160 Concrete evidence, instead of boring-assed web pages full of “could haves” and “maybes” and unproven theories.

    G’wan…knock yerself out.&#160 ‘Cause you’re not commenting here again until you provide proof.&#160 -LSI]

  10. genthe says:

    [Still no proofee, still no postee.

    And I believe I made mention of the fact that talkorigins.org would not be accepted as a credible source here.&#160 I went to your “speciation” site and saw that they couldn’t come up with an example that fit the definition of one species converting to a completely different species – so they attempted to change the paramaters of the definition.

    In short, they tried to move the goalposts.

    Sorry, that doesn’t fly here.&#160 You lose; try again.

    Now.&#160 Prove evolution, or STFU.&#160 You bastards have been pushing it as incontrovertible fact, doing your best to shout down anyone who might have an opposing view.&#160 Here, you’re going to have to put up or shut up.

    Preferably the latter.&#160 -LSI]

  11. genthe says:

    [Once again, moron – no proofee, no postee.

    As for my knowledge of science, I’m sufficiently aware that evolution is nothing but an UNPROVEN THEORY, which dumbasses like you have still failed to substantiate.

    Yet you fuckheads continue to push it as incontrovertible fact.&#160 So who is it that doesn’t “know science”, assclown?&#160 -LSI]

    THE RIGHT-THINKERS ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY OF SITZPINKLERS

    I’ve noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you’ve just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I’ve wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they’d throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

    Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.

    Gee, you’re a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to tossers like me who don’t have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of wanker pricks like me really is.

    That’s right, anyone who has my IQ is a silly fuckface just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny’s colostomy bag and wet my bed every night. But that’s not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a goat-humper like me.

    This intolerance isn’t limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it’s ’cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it’s because I’m a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

    You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

    It’s clear that I’ll never be much of a man, seeing as I’m a little nancy boy that can’t stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.

  12. genthe says:

    [Yet again no proofee, yet again no postee.

    Just FYI, however, I know how to use dictionary.com, too.&#160 And one of the other&#160 definitions for “theory” is this:&#160 Abstract reasoning; speculation.

    In other words, bozo, you evolutionist shitheads are guessing.&#160 You can’t prove your beloved dogma, so you try to change the definitions – in other words, move the goalposts, just like I said.

    I’m done messing with you, assclown.&#160 Either post your conclusive evidence, or your comments will be summarily deleted from this point forward.&#160 I’ve already told you what constitutes acceptable evidence, so get your ass in gear.

    Now.&#160 -LSI]

  13. Deathknyte says:

    yeesh

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