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Phillip Tanner, who do you think you are?&#160 Jason Witten?

at Dallas 7 San Diego 20

at NY Jets 27, Cincinnati 7

Washington 16, at Indianapolis 3

at NY Football Douchebags 41, Chicago 13

Memo to Brandi Jackoff and the rest of the NY Football Douchebags:&#160 You.&#160 Ain’t.&#160 That.&#160 Good.

‘Nuff said.

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To:&#160 Peyton Manning
From:&#160 Indy fans

Hurry back?

Soon?

Please?

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They say – well, there was a NextGen episode that said, anyway – that every moment of pleasure must be paid for with an equal moment of pain.

Poor Andy Dalton.

Going 8-19-86 with 2 picks isn’t gonna make anyone forget Carson Palmer.&#160 In fact, expect the “Miss Me Yet” billboards to be going up after Week Two.

Sure you didn’t lie about your age, Andy?&#160 And that you’re one year younger than you’re actually saying?&#160 Apparently Pachall isn’t making anyone forget you down here.

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Seems like you can’t have a Romo start without a Romo pick.&#160 And you can’t have a Romo pick without it leading to an opponent’s score.

We got both – the pick one of three Cowgirl turnovers for the night – as the Chargers basically showed Dallas they’re nowhere even near&#160 even being average.

Not to worry, it’ll get there – Rob Ryan’s defense shows flashes; the secondary doesn’t stink too&#160 much without Newman & Jenkins, and the line’s even blocking better sans&#160 Davis & Colombo.

In fact, the veteran purge may not yet be over.&#160 Take a look at this:

(Incidentally, that’s a stupid-assed rule.&#160 You don’t have the Jason Witten catch-and-run vs. Philthy if you have that rule.&#160 Fucking NFL front-office pussies.

And would someone like to tell me why there was no facemask penalty called?&#160 It’s the same damned thing, just about.)

That back is a rookie by the name of Phillip Tanner out of Middle Tennesee (yep, that&#160 Middle Tennessee – formerly MidTenn State, the school that produced Ed “Too Tall” Jones) by way of Dallas Skyline.

The kid’s been impressive all preseason; he ripped off several good runs in the Denver game, as well.

Now, combine that with the fact that Dallas drafted DeMarco Murray.&#160 And they also still have Lonyae Miller, whom they like a lot.

Tashard “I can haz autograf, Mizter Vick?” Choice – your days here are so&#160 numbered.

The PFW will return in a couple days with thoughts on another stupid new NFL rule.

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