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Candidate Number two from the Better Late Than Never™ department comes from a contributor – and I’m being nice, here – to this thread.

Writes “ashlie”:

did the city of orlando have a earthquake just like 2 days ago i seen it on the news and didnt belive it at first if there was a earthquake in orlando then why didnt port orange feel the shaking was it a misunderstanding was it a political disaster is the world ending now ? omg it is help!!!!!

I’ll give a Spatula City BBS! t-shirt to the first one who can translate that into something resembling a cogent thought.



9 Comments to “(Old) Comments, we get (old) comments, part deux”


  1. David Hartung — September 14, 2006 @ 6:07 am

    I don’t know about translating it, but it looks like this individual is a product of “Outcome Based Education”.

  2. Phaedrus — September 14, 2006 @ 4:16 pm

    did the city of orlando have a earthquake just like 2 days ago i seen it on the news and didnt belive it at first if there was a earthquake in orlando then why didnt port orange feel the shaking was it a misunderstanding was it a political disaster is the world ending now ? omg it is help!!!!!

    I had to go back to the original thread to put it in context but I think (I think) our little Nobel Laureate is saying…

    So…what are you saying? Did the city of Orlando have an earthquake just two days ago? I saw something about this on the news. I didn’t believe it at first. After all, if there was an earthquake in Orlando, why didn’t Port Orange feel the shaking? Was it a misunderstanding? Was this earthquake a political disaster? Is it the end of the world? Oh my God! It is!!

    I think “ashlie” was confused by the words ‘Political Earthquake’ in the thread title.

    Still doesn’t make much sense, but it’s an improvement…I think.

    I eagerly await my t-shirt :-)

  3. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — September 14, 2006 @ 10:21 pm

    Be happy to.  When you render a translation. :rolls eyes:

  4. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — September 14, 2006 @ 10:21 pm

    Be happy to.  When you render a translation. :rolls eyes:

  5. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — September 14, 2006 @ 10:21 pm

    Be happy to.  When you render a translation. :rolls eyes:

  6. Chance — September 15, 2006 @ 10:04 pm

    Okay, I translated it:

    Fuck! I’m out of Ritalin! It’s the end of the world!

  7. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — September 16, 2006 @ 12:15 am

    I believe we have ourselves a winnah!!!!

    Email me and lemme know what size, where you want it sent, etc. :-)

  8. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — September 16, 2006 @ 12:15 am

    I believe we have ourselves a winnah!!!!

    Email me and lemme know what size, where you want it sent, etc. :-)

  9. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — September 16, 2006 @ 12:15 am

    I believe we have ourselves a winnah!!!!

    Email me and lemme know what size, where you want it sent, etc. :-)


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