Posted by Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant @ 7:04
One is the highest-ranking elected official in Florida. A man who, with one word, could save Terri Schiavo’s life.
The other is the most powerful man in the world. The leader of the most powerful country on the face of the planet.
And both of them have bowed in supplication to a flamingo-humping fucknozzle in a swamp.
It’s not often Gov. Jeb Bush is frustrated pursuing his goals. He was the first governor to start a statewide school voucher program. He got rid of civil service protections for tens of thousands of state workers. He pushed through billions of dollars in tax cuts. His goal of prolonging the life of Terri Schiavo is proving much harder.
“It is frustrating for people to think that I have power that I don’t, and not be able to act,” Bush told The Associated Press on Thursday. “I don’t have embedded special powers. I wish I did in this particular case.”
You have those powers, motherfucker. Florida statutes clearly mandate that you, through the Department of Children & Families, have the power to go in and take Terri Schiavo with or without Georgie-Porgie Dolphin-Felcher’s express say-so. But your performance in this crisis clearly indicates that you’re afraid to so much as take a shit without that fuckheaded bastard’s permission.
And your so-called “compassionate conservative” brother excuse-for-a-President has been deafening in his silence. Shrubby won’t so much as lift a finger to save this innocent woman, and the fat-assed son-of-a-syphilitic-crack-whore-bitch excuse-for-a-husband who killed her is going to get off scot-free – all because you two cowardly fucks refused to get up off your yellow asses and do something about it.
(UPDATE: Oh, sure, he’ll get up in the middle of the night for a hot chocolate and sign a bill that tells others to do his dirty work for him – “Here, Fed Judge, go look at this and we wish you’d maybe see it in your black heart to perhaps could possibly, y’know, reinsert a feeding tube if you find time…” – but he won’t send federal marshals down to Pinellas County to take Terri into protective custody? He can hold terrorist suspects at Gitmo for God knows how long without so much as a habeas corpus, but he can’t go save a dying woman???)
Well, this conservative pro-lifer will not forget. And I’ll make sure my fellow conservative pro-lifers won’t forget, as well.
Say goodbye to your political chances in ’06, and you can forget about retaining any majorities in 2008. You’ve taken us down this primrose path before – talk a good game, but then show a decided lack of balls when push came to shove over our issues.
Now your chickenshittery has cost a young, innocent woman her life, and the asswipe mass of rejected afterbirth is going to get away with murdering her. And we in the pro-life movement hold you responsible.
And from this point forward, we’re going to make you pay.
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