Posted by Darth Venomous @ 15:13
Never was really that much of a comic-book kinda guy. You won’t find stacks of Superman in my storage shed, nor Archie, nor Batman, et. al. I have one copy of a Star Wars comic book, and it isn’t really all that good.
But now, I have another reason never to buy one: Green Lantern has come out of the closet and gone heterophobe.
One of DC Comics oldest heroes is super-coming out.
The original Green Lantern – a DC Comics mainstay for the past 70 years – will be revealed to be a gay man in next week’s issue of “Earth 2.”
Alan Scott – formerly a married father of two who first appeared in 1940 – tips readers off to his sexuality early on in the comic when he gives his boyfriend a welcome home kiss.
No, I won’t post the pic – you’ll have to go read the story and retch about it over there.
Fuck you, DC Comics. Special place in Hell for you bastards when Christ returns and sets up his kingdom. How many Young Skulls Full o’ Much are gonna decide to violate their built-in genetic programming (and no, they’re still not “born that way”, fudgepackers) and cause themselves untold amounts of grief, suffering and physical maladies over the course of their lives?
Just because you asstwinkles at DC decided to cave into ONE-TO-THREE FUCKING PERCENT OF THE POPULATION!?!?!?!
Let’s hope you douchewads at least got a reach-around out of it.
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