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To the Miami Heat and its thousands of excuses for fans:

Congratulations on your second purchase of an NBA Championship.  We out here trust you fanboies will get as much joy out of it as you did in 2006, when you purchased Shaquille O’Neal, plus whatever cadre of zebras you needed to see that no one so much as breathed on your honeyboy, Widdle Dway-nee Wade.

Not to mention the fact that Widdle LeBwon couldn’t do shit without a ton of help around him.

And that he still  couldn’t get it done last year against Dallas. 

But we do  hope it will assuage the guilt that you’ll eventually feel someday, knowing that you’ve never won  an NBA title, just purchased a couple of them.

Sincerely, The Rest Of The World Out Here That Doesn’t Give Two Shits About You



1 Comment to “Memo to LeBwon, Cwissie and Widdle Dway-nee:  Bite us”


  1. LC Purple Raider — June 23, 2012 @ 12:53 am

    LeBwon, please break a leg. Seriously.

    Signed, Cavalier fan.



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