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Denizens, we start this week with something out of the Grab Bag™, courtesy of the Sibling Unit™, who just sent this to me.
Dear Airlines:
Dump the male flight Attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
What the hell!!
They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a “partyatmosphere” going in the cabin.
And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.
This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn’t Bush or Obama think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Well, if that doesn’t jump-start the aviation industry… 
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I am so STEALING this.
Darth it the airlines were to eliminate all the male flight attendants, Barney Frank would stop flying!