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Denizens, we start this week with something out of the Grab Bag&#153, courtesy of the Sibling Unit&#153, who just sent this to me.

Dear Airlines:


Dump the male flight Attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!

What the hell!!

They don’t even serve food anymore, so what’s the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a “partyatmosphere” going in the cabin.

And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn’t need a salary, thus saving even more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right — a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn’t Bush or Obama think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

Well, if that doesn’t jump-start the aviation industry…&#160



2 Comments to “Sure-fire way to get folks flying again…”


  1. LC Purple Raider — July 16, 2012 @ 1:20 pm

    I am so STEALING this.

  2. David Hartung — July 16, 2012 @ 4:12 pm

    Darth it the airlines were to eliminate all the male flight attendants, Barney Frank would stop flying!



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