Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:30
…and, bah Gawd (a little Jim Ross lingo, there), don’tcha think it oughta be…?
To top off what has probably been the shittiest year in world history…now comes the worst news yet.
The Skank & the Pussy* are gonna have a bastard.
Get ready for yet another Kardashian to keep up with! On Sunday night, Kanye West “announced” that he and Kim Kardashian are expecting a child together when he told the crowd at his Atlantic City concert to “Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama,” according to a fan on Twitter who was at the show, and then reportedly pointed to his girlfriend in the audience.
Although Kim – who is still married to her husband of 72 days, Kris Humphries – has yet to say anything to her nearly 17 million fans on Twitter, her rep did confirm that the reality star is pregnant. This will be the first child for both Kim, 32, and West, 35, who began dating in the spring of 2012.
Oh, how abso-fucking-lutely lovely.
One thing’s for damned sure: If Antichrist wasn’t already here…he is now.
*I’ll let you figure out which is which. They’re fairly interchangeable, y’know.
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