Yes, Denizens, I know – this is a shocka that could rise to the level of coronary induction. But according to the publicist, it’s all abso-effin’-lutely true. Pinky-finger-swear.
Are you sitting down? Because we are about to unleash some information on you that is all but impossible to believe: Kim Kardashian staged her now-failed marriage to Kris Humphries, according to her former publicist. “She knew weeks before getting married she didn’t want to do it,” said Jonathan Jaxson, who worked with the reality star from 2007 to 2009, on the Elvis Duran Morning Show. “She’s never gotten over [ex Reggie Bush].” Jaxson claimed to have worked with Kardashian on similar stunts throughout their partnership in a bid to get her press, the New York Post reports.
“I staged several of the moments that the world has seen of her, such as a ring that we alleged was from Reggie Bush,” he said. “It was calculated to a T and then it was leaked to a magazine.”
Well, dip me in Angorgonzolic cheese and call me the Riker Maneuver. Shocked, shocked I am to hear of this!!!
Yawn. 
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Yet the idiot media still covers these clowns as if they have something to say, which is worth listening to.