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And now…a non-Terri post.  (Hold the applause.)

The Realm™ extends prayers and get-well wishes to Jerry Falwell, who has apparently had a relapse of the viral pneumonia that sidelined him a few weeks back.

You can’t go yet, sir.  You still have too much to do here.

5 Comments to “Prayers for Jerry”

  1. wanda — March 30, 2005 @ 2:16 am

    I do believe Cappy said it best.
    “he WILL get what he deserves after he dies, wakes up, and finds that he’s in the same place as everyone else — buddhists, gay people, and catholics, included!”

    If only we could have someone send pictures.

  2. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — March 30, 2005 @ 6:59 am

    Cappy either doesn’t fully understand what’s required to get into Heaven, or he has his head shoved squarely up his ass. (shrug) Maybe both.

  3. Robert McClalland — March 30, 2005 @ 2:43 pm


    I’ve noticed more and more lately, that if you accuse my mommy or daddy of being my parents they become quite angry, as though you’ve just told them to go straight to hell. They begin to twitch and spasm, their faces turn several shades of red, and on more than one occasion I’ve wondered if their fury would turn to violence and they’d throw me back in the basement with Gramma again.

    Intolerance by my parents toward me hasn’t received attention by the Left-Winged asshat media or the blogosphere, but it’s there and it has been growing. Take for example the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler that laughs at me and calls me “asshole” at every opportunity.

    Gee, you’re a poster child for tolerance Spatula, except when it comes to people who don’t have an ounce of gray matter between their ears. For that eggregious offence [ED. NOTE: (sp)] there can be no tolerance obviously. Spatula then goes on to display just how rooted his intolerance of pricks like me really is.

    That’s right, anyone who has my IQ is a damnfool just like me. I am so crazed and intolerant that I cannot even accept the fact that I bathe in my granny’s colostomy bag. But that’s not surprising since this is typical of the kind of bullshit you expect from a shithead like me.

    This intolerance isn’t limited to the Blogosphere either. No one likes me in my Romper Room class, either. I guess it’s ’cause I dump all my dandruff on my desk. Or maybe it’s because I’m a sitzpinkler like my daddy before me.

    You see, in the world of the Sitzpinkler, there is simply no room for anyone who is man enough to stand up to pee. We all have to be effeminate little wussies like me and my daddy.

    It’s clear that I’ll never be much of a man, seeing as I’m a little nancy boy that can’t stand up to pee-pee, but I for one will not be cowed into standing up to piss by their hatred of candy-asses like me, or their bullying.

  4. Mike M — March 31, 2005 @ 12:28 am

    I didn’t see the above comment before it got Spatulatized, but did Robert forget how to spell his last name or was it a spoof?

  5. Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant — March 31, 2005 @ 7:59 am

    No, that was him, alright.

    (sigh) That’s Outcome Based Education for you. (grin)

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