Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:48
Okay, Denizens, since everyone else in the world, their dog, and its fleas has weighed in on The Big Hah Skrewl (a little Rush lingo, there) Football Controversy…(sigh)…I s’pose I can, too.
And by The Big Hah Skrewl (a little Rush lingo, there) Football Controversy…I’m talking about Aledo-Fort Worth Western Hills. IOW, the big 91-0 shellacking of the Cougars by the Bearcats.
Some Western Hills
soccer mom helicopter mom Stupid Cunt of a parent actually went so far as to file a formal bullying complaint against the Bearcat football team – a complaint that was eventually found to be utterly baseless.
A copy of the complaint obtained by The Associated Press quoted a parent, whose name was redacted by the Aledo school district, who said: “we all witnessed bullying firsthand.”
“Picking up my son from the fieldhouse after the game and taking him home was tough,” the complaint read. “I did not know what to say to my son on the ride home to explain the behavior of the aledo (sic) coaches for not easing up when the game was in hand.”
Except, you dumb-assed bitch, that’s exactly what Buchanan did – he started taking his starters out after only 21 plays. Would it have made you any happier, trollop, had he left them in and ran up 150 points on the Cougars? Because I guaran-damn-tee you he could have, very easily.
Listen, it’s not like I don’t know where you’re coming from – both OD Wyatt and my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets got completly blown away by the Bearcats, both by an identical score of 84-7. You think that makes me happy to hear of it? And I don’t even have a kid going there.
But at least I’m man enough to just let it go, and realize that Aledo could give several major college teams a run for their money.
On to the football. Speaking of my Jackets, they whipped up on the aforementioned Cougars last night, 56-17 – in fact, since that Aledo beatdown, they themselves have averaged over 51 points a game. Guess they weren’t as bad as I’d first thought (though Paschal still pisses me off).
Tomorrow, the TU
Shortdicks Longhorns Shortdicks come a-calling on Gary Patterson’s TCU Horned Frogs. TCU’s a two-point home favorite according to Vegas, so that means they expect TU to win it on a last-second field goal.
Casey Pachall will likely make his return, but he’ll be facing a defense that can get to the quarterback – and Pachall ain’t exactly Usain Bolt. This one makes me nervous.
Also Saturday, Turner Gill gets to face the Gardner-Webb Runnin’ Bulldogs again. Problem is, this time he has to face them with the Liberty Flames, instead of with the UBeefalo Bulls.
On the other hand, G-W got trounced by the same Coastal Carolina squad that barely squeaked by the Flames last week in OT, so no SpatulaLine here.
Sunday, it’ll be the Battle Of The Men Amongst Boys, as Dez Bryant & the Dallas C’boyz travel up to Detroit to take on the Lions & Calvin “Megatron” Johnson. I like Detroit in this one simply because 1) they’re at home, and 2) they have Ndomakong Suh & Nick Fairley in the defensive line.
Houston doesn’t play this weekend, so we’ll plug in another college game – and one, I might add, that’ll give me yet another PFW.
And I say this, because the game is Penn State (*hack, spit!) is going to Columbus to take on Urban Meyer and the fourth-ranked Ohio State Buckeyes.
Does anyone seriously think the Nittany Pussies have a chance?
We’re back Monday or so for the recap.
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