Okay, Denizens, since everyone else in the world, their dog, and its fleas has weighed in on The Big Hah Skrewl (a little Rush lingo, there) Football Controversy™…(sigh)…I s’pose I can, too.
And by The Big Hah Skrewl (a little Rush lingo, there) Football Controversy™…I’m talking about Aledo-Fort Worth Western Hills.  IOW, the big 91-0 shellacking of the Cougars by the Bearcats.
Some Western Hills soccer mom helicopter mom Stupid Cunt™ of a parent actually went so far as to file a formal bullying complaint against the Bearcat football team – a complaint that was eventually found to be utterly baseless.
A copy of the complaint obtained by The Associated Press quoted a parent, whose name was redacted by the Aledo school district, who said: “we all witnessed bullying firsthand.”
“Picking up my son from the fieldhouse after the game and taking him home was tough,” the complaint read. “I did not know what to say to my son on the ride home to explain the behavior of the aledo (sic) coaches for not easing up when the game was in hand.”
Except, you dumb-assed bitch, that’s exactly what Buchanan did – he started taking his starters out after only 21 plays.  Would it have made you any happier, trollop, had he left them in and ran up 150 points on the Cougars?  Because I guaran-damn-tee you he could have, very easily.
Listen, it’s not like I don’t know where you’re coming from – both OD Wyatt and my Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets got completly blown away by the Bearcats, both by an identical score of 84-7.  You think that makes me  happy to hear of it?  And I don’t even have a kid going there.
But at least I’m man enough to just let it go, and realize that Aledo could give several major college teams a run for their money.
On to the football.  Speaking of my Jackets, they whipped up on the aforementioned Cougars last night, 56-17 – in fact, since that Aledo beatdown, they themselves have averaged over 51 points a game.  Guess they weren’t as bad as I’d first thought (though Paschal still pisses me off).
Tomorrow, the TU Shortdicks Longhorns Shortdicks come a-calling on Gary Patterson’s TCU Horned Frogs.  TCU’s a two-point home favorite according to Vegas, so that means they expect TU to win it on a last-second field goal.
Casey Pachall will likely make his return, but he’ll be facing a defense that can get to the quarterback – and Pachall ain’t exactly Usain Bolt.  This one makes me nervous.
Also Saturday, Turner Gill gets to face the Gardner-Webb Runnin’ Bulldogs again.  Problem is, this time he has to face them with the Liberty Flames, instead of with the UBeefalo Bulls.
On the other hand, G-W got trounced by the same Coastal Carolina squad that barely squeaked by the Flames last week in OT, so no SpatulaLine™ here.
Sunday, it’ll be the Battle Of The Men Amongst Boys™, as Dez Bryant & the Dallas C’boyz travel up to Detroit to take on the Lions & Calvin “Megatron” Johnson.  I like Detroit in this one simply because 1) they’re at home, and 2) they have Ndomakong Suh & Nick Fairley in the defensive line.
Houston doesn’t play this weekend, so we’ll plug in another college game – and one, I might add, that’ll give me yet another PFW.
And I say this, because the game is Penn State (*hack, spit!) is going to Columbus to take on Urban Meyer and the fourth-ranked Ohio State Buckeyes.
Does anyone seriously  think the Nittany Pussies have a chance? 
We’re back Monday or so for the recap.
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3 responses to “PFW:  Guess I have to talk about it, don’t I…?”
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I think it safe to say that the “parent” who lodged the complaint is a fool. Unfortunately, far too many parents these days approach parenting in just this way. Like many other terms in our language, bullying has been grossly misused. The idea that a football coach is a bully simply because he played a good game strains logic to the breaking point.
I say this often, I know what it is to be bullied, and I had to learn the hard way that the only way to stop a bully is to stand up to him. That is true for school yard bullies as well as for street gang bullies. Bullying is a physical thing, not electronic or print. One cannot bully someone else by text, email or blog. Those parents who say otherwise simply have no idea what true bullying is.
O.M.G.
Clearly that “parent” is a libturd pansy. In HS football in Texas, yes there is a winner and therefore also a looser. That’s how the game is played people. They’re just spewing from the socialist piehole because their precious little Johnnie got his esteem buried six foot under and didn’t get the coveted “participation trophy” at the end of the game. Oh good gawd, get over it!
Football blowouts are not bullying. Having the band play the dying Pac-Man sound effect at the close of the game…that’s another matter.