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Anyone here?

Bueller. Bueller.

Anyone. {crickets chirp loudly}

SG RAYEGUN: Airman, didn’t you pass my order for the ALL CLEAR back on the first of the month? {turns to Airman Wazowski standing at the console nearby, and promptly has to look down due to the airman’s diminutive stature}

AIRMAN WAZOWSKI:{cringing and in a sheepish voice, adjusting his glasses} Yes General Rayegun. We actually issued it twice an hour until 0900. We are still looking into possible reasons for the lack of chatter.

SG RAYEGUN: Hmmm, keep me informed with the routine updates. {turns to open the door and starts to walk out}

SG RAYEGUN:{in the doorframe, turns back around} And get someone in here from Environmental Control ASAP, sounds like Jiminy and the whole clan are having a concert again!

AIRMAN WAZOWSKI: Yessir! {salutes semi-crisply and immediately grabs the phone}

SG RAYEGUN:{mumbling to himself} I swear the new recruits coming out of Basic Training are getting more and more one-eyed myoptic. And why can’t they salute properly anymore????



2 Comments to “Ok then”


  1. David Hartung — January 12, 2014 @ 6:41 am

    Having bug problems again? :)

  2. Supreme General Rayegun — January 12, 2014 @ 7:46 am

    Nothing that Environmental Control can’t handle. Just have to keep an eye on things to make sure they don’t progress into locusts or some sort of other plague.

    Now on the other hand, I’ve been wondering if I should send out McHale and a squadron of black helicopters to find Binghampton (Venomous) and his bumbling assistant (Korioth). I’m sure we could get a lovely B&W TV episode out of it!!



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