Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:16
Even before I ripped on Michelle “Malicious” Malkin for her hypocritical photoshop of Rick Perry over GAAAAAARRRRRRRRDDDDDIIIIIIISSSSSSIIIIIIILLLLLLLL – right after she bitched about Spewsweek’s Tina Brown performing her own “stupid photo trick” (Malicious’ words, not mine) against her honeygirl, Michele Bachmann – there was always something about her that rubbed me the wrong way. A hunch, if you will.
Well, now I know why: Malicious Malkin is a fucking stoner.
It’s 9 a.m. on a weekday, and I’m at the Marisol Therapeutics pot shop. This is serious business. Security is tight. ID checks are frequent. Merchandise is strictly regulated, labeled, wrapped and controlled. The store is clean, bright and safe. The staffers are courteous and professional. Customers of all ages are here.
There’s a middle-aged woman at the counter nearby who could be your school librarian. On the opposite end of the dispensary, a slender young soldier in a wheelchair with close-cropped hair, dressed in his fatigues, consults with a clerk. There’s a gregarious cowboy and an inquisitive pair of baby boomers looking at edibles. A dude in a hoodie walks in with his backpack.
And then there’s my husband and me.
Our stash included 10 pre-rolled joints, a “vape pen” and two containers of cheddar cheese-flavored marijuana crackers (they were out of brownies). So far, just one cracker a day is yielding health benefits. Carole [her mother-in-law - DV] is eating better than she has in three months. For us, there’s no greater joy than sharing the simple pleasure of gathering in the kitchen for a meal, with Grandma Carole at the head of the table.
I don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling donut hole, quite honestly, if she does claim it’s “medical”. They make THC in pill format. Her MIL could go the pill route and get the same benefit.
But no. That’s not good enough for the special snowflake Malicious Malkin. Gotta be the joint, don’tcha know. 1ooo/ (Pretend that’s my left hand.)
Don’t get me wrong – I don’t want to see anyone, not the least of whom is Malicious Malkin’s mommy-in-law, suffer needlessly. But there are other ways to treat “Grandma Carole’s” condition, better ways, and a joint ain’t one of ‘em.
But that’s Malicious Malkin for you. It’s all about her and her support for pot, both “medicinal” and recreational, to hell with what’s right or proper.
(Or legal, for that matter. Don’t forget, pot’s still a federal no-no, never mind what the Ayatollah Choomster thinks.)
Just like how she whined about Tina Brown, but felt perfectly justified when it’s her slandering Rick Perry.
Fuck off, Malicious, you effing stoner.
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