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Today I proved that I can&#160 be nice to Demoscum who happen to suffer the misfortune of venturing within arm’s reach.&#160 (In other words, I can interact with them without knocking the shit out of ’em.)

Some bimbo named Smart…yes, I know, a Demoscum named Smart is an oxymoron…came up to me as I was coming home and went into her “vote-for-me-’cause-we-need-CHAAAAAAAYYYYYYYNNNNNNNGGGGG-UHHHH” spiel.

Cut her off.&#160 “Y’just lost me, honey.&#160 I wouldn’t vote for a Demoscum to save my life.”&#160 Started to walk away.

As I was getting to my door I hear some smarmy remark from her about there being “one-party rule” in Texas.

Wish my thoughts hadn’t been elsewhere at that moment – the best I could come up with on a nanosecond’s notice was, “Honey, being a Democrat is your&#160 problem, not mine”.

Sigh.


What I should’ve&#160 buried her with goes something like this:

“Hey, you stupid bitch, don’t come carping to me about ‘one-party rule’ and expect me to have any sympathy for you and your fellow skanks in the Demoscum party, mkay?

You had one-party rule for 40 fucking years&#160 in the Imperial Socialist Congress in Washington, DC; you had one-party rule for generations in Austin, and now that you bastards don’t have the monopoly on power like you used to have, you want me to feel sorry&#160 for you?

Let’s get one thing straight, slut:&#160 Political power is not something that you gain by divine birthright – it’s something that you fucking earn.&#160 And you ain’t gonna earn it by whining about “one-party rule”, y’hear?

You’ll earn it – at least, in this&#160 state – by being more conservative than your opponent.&#160 You’ll earn it by espousing the views that we&#160 represent, instead of those your butt-buddies Pelosi, Reid, Dean, Kennedy, et. al. espouse.

Tell me how you’re going to allow me to keep more of my own hard-earned money and I’ll listen.

Tell me how you’re going to quit subsidizing Planned Parenthood, and eliminate the butchering of thousands of children per day at the hands of abortionists, and I’ll listen.

Tell me how you’re going to repel the attacks on the family by the heterophobe community, and I’ll listen.

Tell me how you’re going to see to it that the Free Exercise Clsuse of the First Amendment is put back on equal footing with the Establishment Clause thereof, and I’ll listen.

Tell me how you’re going to secure my country’s border, and I’ll listen.

Tell me how you’re going to insist that immigrants here assimilate into our&#160 system, instead of whining about how we need to tolerate and assimilate into theirs,&#160 and I’ll listen.

Show me how you’re going to deport the 20 million illegal pendejos&#160 that are already here…and then I’ll vote for you.”

(No, Denizens – Spats isn’t going to vote for a liberal.&#160 The fact is that the Donktards would sooner commit hara-kiri than govern the country the way it should be governed.&#160 Which is why they’re the minority party.)

As for the pathetically-named bimboid Smart…nice try, honey.&#160 Too bad you didn’t have a snowball’s chance, y’know?


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3 responses to “Who are these guys, Jehovah’s Witnesses or sum’pin’?”

  1. the Humble Devildog says:

    er….

    I could very well make the argument that, *if* a Dhimmitard candidate espoused the beliefs you hold dear, you’d vote for them, since they wouldn’t be Libtards anymore.

    Of course, they also wouldn’t be Dhimmirats anymore, either. But, if the Dhimmirats want to win, they actually have to stop being liberal. If they stopped being liberal, you’d consider voting for them.

    Besides, it’s not like they’d have to get *all* that more conservative to be more conservative than the Republican Party…

  2. Haha THD… no they wouldn’t have to get that conservative to get more conservative than the Retardican PARTY… as a WHOLE. To become truly conservative however, they have a long way to go.

    RH

  3. Lady Heather says:

    Classic Spats!

    Loved this post. 🙂

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