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Erm, not so fast on the Demoscummic takeover of the Senate there, Sparky.&#160 Looks like one of the leftist fucktards just had himself a stroke.

(Which is, come to think of it, hard to figure out.&#160 A stroke is defined as a brain hemorrhage, right?&#160 So how can a Demoscum have a hemorrhage of something he doesn’t possess?)

Anyway, let’s roll the story, courtesy of NewsMax…

Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson of South Dakota suffered a possible stroke Wednesday and was taken to a hospital, his office said.

If he should be unable to continue to serve, it could halt the scheduled Democratic takeover of the Senate. Democrats won a 51-49 majority in the November election. South Dakota’s governor, who would appoint any temporary replacement, is a Republican.

And if he has better than the brains of a tick, anyone he appoints to fill any vacancy will be a Republican.&#160 Which would leave the split at 50-50 – actually, 50-48-2 if you really&#160 wanna get technical – and ties go to Dick Cheney.&#160 Meh.

South Dakota Secretary of State Chris Nelson said there are no special restrictions on such an appointment and a replacement does not have to be in the same political party.

Sounds to me like Chrissie’s a Demoscum whistling past the graveyard, doesn’t it?

Watch & pray, Denizens.&#160 Watch & pray.


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One response to “BREAKING:&#160 Senator has possible stroke, Senate back to GOP?”

  1. douchebag jismgobbler says:

    why dont i run for the office of bedwetter cuz ima fucktard..
    oh wait.. i dont have a brain anyhow..and i allredy wet my bed all the time anyway

    ima fucking cockgobbler

    [Thanks for sharing. (guffaw)&#160 -LSI]

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