Erm, not so fast on the Demoscummic takeover of the Senate there, Sparky.  Looks like one of the leftist fucktards just had himself a stroke.
(Which is, come to think of it, hard to figure out.  A stroke is defined as a brain hemorrhage, right?  So how can a Demoscum have a hemorrhage of something he doesn’t possess?)
Anyway, let’s roll the story, courtesy of NewsMax…
Democratic Sen. Tim Johnson of South Dakota suffered a possible stroke Wednesday and was taken to a hospital, his office said.
If he should be unable to continue to serve, it could halt the scheduled Democratic takeover of the Senate. Democrats won a 51-49 majority in the November election. South Dakota’s governor, who would appoint any temporary replacement, is a Republican.
And if he has better than the brains of a tick, anyone he appoints to fill any vacancy will be a Republican.  Which would leave the split at 50-50 – actually, 50-48-2 if you really  wanna get technical – and ties go to Dick Cheney.  Meh.
South Dakota Secretary of State Chris Nelson said there are no special restrictions on such an appointment and a replacement does not have to be in the same political party.
Sounds to me like Chrissie’s a Demoscum whistling past the graveyard, doesn’t it?
Watch & pray, Denizens.  Watch & pray.
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why dont i run for the office of bedwetter cuz ima fucktard..
oh wait.. i dont have a brain anyhow..and i allredy wet my bed all the time anyway
ima fucking cockgobbler
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