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Glenn Beck had a great point regarding James Cameron’s bullshit meme, aka the latest asinine attack on Christianity.

Beck maintains (and I agree, BTW) that you can’t do the church thing (and I would add, you can’t be a Christian, period) if you don’t believe in the Resurrection.

Without the Resurrection, the Bible becomes nothing more than Tuesdays with Morrie.&#160 In fact, if the Resurrection is not true, then the entire Bible is a fraud, since Jesus and the Resurrection is the one thing around which Scripture centers.

As for you, James Cameron, you can take your box of bones, turn it sideways and shove it up your candy-ass.&#160 This latest project of yours is pretty much on par with you showing us a fat, naked Kate Winslet.

In other words…ew.&#160


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7 responses to “James Cameron and his big bag of bones nothin’”

  1. Best takedown is here (PDF file).

    Cameron might be onto something if he could do a DNA test. But where to get the Jesus DNA sample…

  2. Mike says:

    Dear sir–
    I am an Agnostic Christian, and I have to say to you honestly, WHAT ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT? I believe that there was more to Jesus than the “resurrection”. If you are a Christian, (which is not for me to inquire), you surely must know about the VOLUMES of scripture that were ARBITRARILY thrown out by the Catholic Church centuries ago, and NOT included in the Bible, AND as for YOUR supposed Chritianity, you say things like “James Cameron, you can take your box of bones, turn it sideways and shove it up your candy-ass. This latest project of yours is pretty much on par with you showing us a fat, naked Kate Winslet.” Well,that sounds Christian to me!! What are you afraid of? If you have your faith, you have your faith. Be FAITHFUL and don’t even watch the T.V. show.
    Whether James Cameron “implodes” or “explodes” is HIS problem. Your faith is your faith. Just take it easy! But don’t start condemning James Cameron and his “facts” before you have even seen the T.V. show!

  3. David Hartng says:

    Mike,

    1. There is no such thing as an “Agnostic Christian”. The terms Christian and Agnostic are incompatible.

    2. There is only one Christ, and he lives, thus, there are no bones to find.

    3. If James Cameron is trying to convince the world that he has discovered the “bones” of Christ, he is doing Satan’s work, not God’s.

    4. Spats may occasionally get a little salty for my taste, however on this issue, he is absolutely correct.

  4. Even Christian-hating atheists should regard Cameron as a barking moonbat, for making a secular claim that a) can’t be proven, and b) expects us to believe that poor Nazarenes have rich-guy tombs in Jerusalem.

  5. I am an Agnostic Christian

    “Agnostic Christian”?&#160 Is that like “jumbo shrimp” or “government assistance”? or somethin’?

    and I have to say to you honestly, WHAT ARE YOU SO UPSET ABOUT?

    Oh, dear.&#160 Did I not use enough one-syllable words again?&#160 Dammit, I have got&#160 to work on that!!!

    I believe that there was more to Jesus than the “resurrection”.

    Well, with His being God and all, I think I’d have to concede the point.&#160 But for Christianity’s purposes, if there’s no Resurrection, we’re nothing but damned fools.

    Literally.

    If you are a Christian, (which is not for me to inquire), you surely must know about the VOLUMES of scripture that were ARBITRARILY thrown out by the Catholic Church centuries ago, and NOT included in the Bible

    Oh, trust me:&#160 You do not&#160 want to get me started on the Catholic church.&#160 Trust me on this.

    AND as for YOUR supposed Chritianity, you say things like “James Cameron, you can take your box of bones, turn it sideways and shove it up your candy-ass. This latest project of yours is pretty much on par with you showing us a fat, naked Kate Winslet.”

    Reading ability…check.

    Cut ‘n paste skills…check.

    I think we have a potential blogger here.&#160 Not one with whom I’d agree a helluva lot, but still.

    Well,that sounds Christian to me!!

    What if James Cameron owns a donkey made of Snickers&#169 bars?

    What are you afraid of?

    I fear nothing and no one, sir.&#160 A cursory inspection of this site will bear that out.&#160 But I’m guessing you’re not all that familiar with me, so it’s understandable.

    If you have your faith, you have your faith. Be FAITHFUL and don’t even watch the T.V. show.

    I do, and I didn’t.&#160 But, being an American citizen, I still have the right to crticize it – and him – should I wish it.

    Whether James Cameron “implodes” or “explodes” is HIS problem. Your faith is your faith. Just take it easy! But don’t start condemning James Cameron and his “facts” before you have even seen the T.V. show!

    If I’m driving along and all of a sudden my nose detects a skunk, do I need to see the skunk to know it’s there?

    Really, now.

  6. Lady Heather says:

    C’mon, Spats, Kate Winslett is absolutely gorgeous. She’s a helluva lot better than these bag of bones women they call “models” these days.

  7. Oh, she is now.&#160 I saw her recently on the cover of some magazine (InStyle, I think), and she positively exuded massive quantities of sheer hawtness.

    But back then

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