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March 31, 2005

Final RCOB moment for Terri

At this moment, I'm as ashamed to be an American as I've ever been.

Terri Schiavo has just died.  The United States of America has just finished failing her.  We have failed Terri.

This will be the only post today.  The next post will require the strongest asbestos underwear to read, and I will not care whether or not it offends you.

That is all.

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March 30, 2005

He's not in a persistent vegetative state either!

Quick, hide the Pontiff from Mikey Shitstain and Georgie-Porgy Dolphin-Humper™!!!

Pope John Paul II is getting nutrition from a feeding tube through the nose, the Vatican said on Wednesday, shortly after the frail pontiff appeared at his window in St. Peter's Square and unsuccessfully tried to speak.

Vatican spokesman Joaquin Navarro-Valls said the tube was aimed at improving the pope's calorie intake. It was not visible when the pope made his appearance.

Hey, if it's good enough for Pope John Paul II, Fellatios the Pro-Death Pussy™, why isn't it good enough for Terri, you son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch?

Three ropes, three lampposts, the Unholy Trinity™.  Some assembly required.

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March 29, 2005

Johnnie Cochran:  1937-2005

Johnnie Cochran, OJ Simpson's criminal attorney, died today at his home in Los Angeles.  He was 67.

There's nothing I feel like saying about him that won't sound incredibly snarky, so I'll just leave it at that.

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Prayers for Jerry

And now...a non-Terri post.  (Hold the applause.)

The Realm™ extends prayers and get-well wishes to Jerry Falwell, who has apparently had a relapse of the viral pneumonia that sidelined him a few weeks back.

You can't go yet, sir.  You still have too much to do here.

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Fox guards henhouse - film at 11

I'm not sure quite what to make of this.

On the one hand, I'm encouraged that Mikey Shitstain is going to "allow" this autopsy - especially since it appears that he'd have had to anyway.

(Floridian legal beagles, front and center:  I've heard that cremation candidates must  have an autopsy done prior thereto.  Is this the case?)

UPDATE:  Hat tip to Denizen David Hartung:  According to WND, Florida law does  require such an autopsy.

How magnanimous of Mssrs. Shitstain and his fucknozzle-excuse-for-an-attorney to graciously  accede to this.

On the other hand...any autopsy would be done at the Pinellas County morgue.  It would not be a stretch to say that if any high muckety-much in Pinellas County told me that the sky was blue, I'd go out to double-check.  It is not outside the realm of possibility that Mikey Shitstain and Georgie-Porgie Fellatio Felon Felos are even now attempting to intimidate the coroner there.

I guess we'll see how far this conspiracy extends, won't we?

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William Rice:  A Schiavo hero

I generally agree with most of the stuff Joseph Farah of WorldNetDaily has to say.  Oh, there'll be the occasional disagreement, but usually Farah has a good take on things.

And then, every once in a while, he gets the nail flush-bang-on-foursquare on the head.  His column for today is just such an occasion.

Go read it - and keep your head on a swivel; that's how much you'll be nodding in agreement.

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March 28, 2005

Follow the money

Terri received over $1M in a medical malpractice suit back in 1992, according to this story in WorldNetDaily.  The money was supposed  to be used for her long-term care and rehab.

Not a dime of it has been used for that purpose - and now, we learn the remaining balance of the judgement is in the neighborhood of around $50K.

Yeah.  K.

"So where'd all this money go, Spats?", I hear you asking.

When a jury awarded Terri Schiavo more than $1 million in a medical malpractice suit against her two physicians in 1992, it did so believing the money would be used to pay for the brain-injured woman's long-term care and rehabilitation.

But instead of the therapy he promised he'd provide for Terri, her estranged husband, Michael Schiavo, 41, who is also her legal guardian, used most of the money to pay attorneys to arrange his wife's death; ­and he did this with full court approval.

The money awarded Terri was placed in a trust fund, and a judge approved all expenditures ­from pedicures to attorney bills. The latter has skyrocketed over the years, as Terri's parents, Robert and Mary Schindler, battled their son-in-law in the Florida courts over their daughter's right to live.

In April 1993, Terri's money was valued at $776,254. According to a financial planner, it's been estimated that if the principle had not been touched, the fund during the mid- to late 1990s would have grown and at the same time generated an annual income of at least $70,000. This easily would have paid for her care in the finest nursing home in Florida, including rehabilitation.

However, under Florida law, if Terri should die, Schiavo as spouse and guardian stood to inherit her entire trust fund.

No sooner was Terri's money in the bank than Michael Schiavo refused to begin the long-awaited rehabilitation program. He directed the nursing home where she lived not to give her antibiotics for various infections and had a "do not resuscitate" order attached to her chart. He later testified doctors had advised him that her condition was hopeless and if she became ill he should "let her die."

So, instead of spending all that money trying to assist Terri's recovery...Mikey Shitstain used it to kill her.

Oh, yeah.  That's  being a "doting husband", all right.

Fucking bastard...

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First Rule of Murderers:  Destroy the evidence

And in keeping with the countenance of a man desperate to keep people from finding out about the heinous crime he's committed, Mikey Shitstain is now trying to destroy the last remaining evidence linking him to the impending murder of his wife - that being the body.

He wants her cremated, you see.

Michael Schiavo decided to have his wife's body cremated after her parents' lawyers obtained medical records showing she had sustained broken bones, a nurse who cared for Terri Schiavo is now claiming.

"He wanted her cremated after the bone fractures and dislocations were found," nurse Carla Sauer Iyer, who cared for Terri in the mid-1990s while she was at the Palm Gardens Convalescent Center, told ABC Radio host Sean Hannity on Friday.

"He immediately went to court and [said he] wanted her body cremated at that time," she said, "after we got hold of the records that proved there were dislocations and fractures."

Yeah, that really sounds like someone who "did everything he could vis à vis rehabilitation, medical care, etc., until it became hopeless."

Sounds more like someone who keeps ranting about when is that bitch gonna die" to me.

And the conspiracy continues to grow:

Nurse Iyer said she recently contacted Palm Gardens to encourage co-workers who also cared for Terri to speak out - but said they have been muzzled.

"The administrator had gotten them together and they talked about what happened with Michael," Iyer told Hannity. "The people who have worked with Terri who are still there, they cannot talk to reporters - they would be terminated."

If I'm Bob & Mary Schindler, I'm having the best lawyers in the country prepare the largest-ever civil lawsuit.  And it's gonna target not only Mikey Shitstain, but the twin Georgie-Porgy pisspots, Greer and Fellatios Felon Felos, plus  the state of Florida and the nursing homes who keep threatening these nurses with their jobs.

And several people/companies wind up owing me several hundred million dollars before it's all done.  Hey, guys, you've heard of the concept of "wrongful death", right?

I just hope Bob & Mary have the wherewithal left to take these motherfuckers to the cleaners.

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March 27, 2005

It ain't about bunny rabbits or colored eggs

(Ed. note:  This post will stay up on top all day, unless Terri dies.  Look below for other new stuff.)

Now after the Sabbath, as the first day of the week began to dawn, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary came to see the tomb.  And behold, there was a great earthquake; for an angel of the Lord descended from heaven, and came and rolled back the stone from the door, and sat on it.

His countenance was like lightning, and his clothing as white as snow.  And the guards shook for fear of him, and became like dead men.

But the angel answered and said to the women, "Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified.  He is not here; for He is risen, as He said.  Come, see the place where the Lord lay.  And go quickly and tell His disciples that He is risen from the dead, and indeed He is going before you into Galilee; there you will see Him. Behold, I have told you."  So they went out quickly from the tomb with fear and great joy, and ran to bring His disciples word.

And as they went to tell His disciples, behold, Jesus met them, saying, "Rejoice!"  So they came and held Him by the feet and worshiped Him.  Then Jesus said to them, "Do not be afraid. Go and tell My brethren to go to Galilee, and there they will see Me."

-Matthew 28:1-10

And may God add His blessings to the reading of His Word.

Denizens, today - March 27, 2005 - is Easter Sunday.  Remember why  we celebrate this day.

It isn't about bunnies or colored eggs or candy, and it never has been.

He is risen.  Rejoice!!!

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More blog-linkagery

Acidprick says that better blogs than mine have de-linked him.

Whatever.  I'll be the first to admit - Instapundit I ain't.

But by the same token, I'm linking better blogs than Gut Rumbles.

Such as this one - Sharp Knife.  And this post here is why I'm linking to him.

This guy's good.  Damned good.  You need to make him a daily read.  I know I'm  going to.

UPDATE:  American Expat in Southeast Asia is also a very good read.  It is my pleasure to add them to my blogroll.

Check 'em both out.

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It's the Apocalypse:  Spats Agrees With A Clinton  Liberal

We find Our Hero (me) in Wonderland this morning, as down seems to be up and up, down.

Reason:  I find myself agreeing with a liberal Democrat and  wanting to rip the balls off a son-of-a-bitch who is supposedly  a Christian-conservative Republican.

The liberal is Lanny Davis, who is appalled at the brutal way in which Terri is being murdered.

"In this situation on a personal and moral level, I go with the parents who are willing to take care of this young woman," former White House Counsel Lanny Davis told Fox News Channel's Geraldo Rivera. "And I cannot comprehend why this husband is standing in their way."

"I see no reason why the rule of law, or in this case, [why] there shouldn't be an exception to that rule," Davis said, adding that Michael "can't convince me that he's certain of this tragic woman's wishes."

"I have no comprehension as to where he gets his anger from. He's even denied a their request for a final Communion," he complained.

Lanny, it completely befuddles me, too, especially given this information, also uncovered by NewsMax.

Greer - a conservative Christian and longtime Republican known for an easy manner - has become the public face of the judiciary in this internationally watched fight. But despite the mounting pressure, he has been steadfast in his rulings that Terri Schiavo is in a persistent vegetative state and did not want to be kept alive artificially.

Yet another memo to the Republican Party:  Gentlemen, I'm not sure if judges at his level are appointed or elected down there.  But if they're elected, and you give him so much as one penny  for a re-election campaign, then I've voted for my last Republican, so help me God.

And I don't give a flying fuck who  the Republican might be.  If the GOP supports this Flamingo-Felching Fascist Fucknozzle™, then the GOP can go to Hell™, AFAIC.

As for the Dolphin-Humper's so-called "Christianity"?  I'm fond of pointing out that I'm probably one of the worst examples of a Christian since the apostle Paul labelled himself thus in one or another of the Epistles.  But I think I may have found someone worse.

I just hope he doesn't claim to be a Southern Baptist.  I think that'd just about tie it for me.

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March 26, 2005

Jeb Bush:  Governor Back-Down

Sean Gleeson at Diary of an Oklahoma Artist reports that Jeb Bush may have grown a spine, after all.

Sort of.

According to this story from Knight-Ridder (not all that credible a source - yes, I know, but still...), Jeb had a team of state police on their way to pick Terri up.

Hours after a judge ordered that Terri Schiavo wasn't to be removed from her hospice, a team of Florida law enforcement agents were en route to seize her and have her feeding tube reinserted - but they stopped short when local police told them they would enforce the judge's order, The Miami Herald has learned.

Agents of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement told police in Pinellas Park, the small town where Schiavo lies at Hospice Woodside, that they were on the way to take her to a hospital to resume her feeding.

For a brief period, local police, who have officers around the hospice to keep protesters out, prepared for what sources called a showdown.

In the end, the state agents and the Department of Children and Families backed down, apparently concerned about confronting local police outside the hospice.

"We told them that unless they had the judge with them when they came, they were not going to get in," said a source with the local police.

So, in essence, the Florida State Police were stared down by a bunch of Pinellas Park Podunk Pigs™.

Oh, that'll  look good on the résumé, guys.

That tells me two things:

1) Jeb really doesn't  have the balls to be governor - and, since his widdle brother Shrub didn't do a damned thing about it, neither does he have the balls to be President.

2) It also tells me that Jefferson's Tree of Liberty is a helluva lot drier than even I thought, and watering time is not far off.

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"Death with dignity", my lily-white cracker ass...

This is painless???  Dignified? This  is what Terri would have wanted, Mikey Shitstain?

Well, pardon me for saying so, but BULLSHIT!!!

Contrary to predictions that Terri Schiavo's starvation death would be painless and dignified, an eyewitness who visited her hospice room early Saturday morning reports that she is now bleeding from the eyes and mouth.

Fox News Channel's "Fox & Friends" reports:

"Barbara Weller, who's is one of the attorneys for the Schindlers, says that the last time she checked in, not very many hours ago, Terri's eyes and tongue were bleeding now.

"Her eyes are sunken and her skin continues to flake off," Weller added.

On Thursday Terri's parents reported that their daughter now resembles "an Auschwitz victim."

Oh, yeah.  That's  "death with dignity".  That's  "painless"???  That's  "what she would have wanted"???

Oh.  Wait - no, it isn't.

Another legal maneuver included a late afternoon filing asking Pinellas Circuit Judge George Greer to order the reinsertion of the tube, claiming Terri Schiavo tried to say "I want to live" when her tube was removed.

Well, so much for the claims of "persistent vegetative state".

Hey, but it's okay, isn't it?  Like you pro-deathers keep saying - Terri's not there anymore; Terri's not a person anymore, she's Mikey Shitstain's property;  he can do with her what he wants, can't he?

F.E.T.E.

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March 25, 2005

"If I can't have you, Terri, nobody will!!!"

(Okay, Denizens, 48-hour rule in effect.)

Well, well, well.  Isn't this interesting?

Terri Schiavo had a bad fight with her husband the night before she was discovered unconscious in the hallway of her St. Petersberg, Florida home fifteen years ago, and intended to seek a divorce, a close friend said Friday.

"They were talking about divorce at the time that Terri collapsed," Jackie Rhodes told Fox News Channel's "Fox & Friends." Rhodes became a friend of Ms. Schiavo's when they worked together at an insurance company.

Rhodes said the fight came as Terri and Michael considered splitting up.

"They were talking about a divorce at the time that Terri collapsed, and I do feel they were headed for divorce," Rhodes said.

So.  They fight.  The very next night, Terri supposedly has a "heart attack" and suffers brain damage which puts her on a borderline between minimal consciousness and a vegetative state.

Mikey Shitstain tells a half-assed excuse-for-a-judge that Terri "wouldn't want to live that way".  Georgie-Porgie Greer, the Flamingo-Felching Fuckwit™ - who, it's also interesting to note, doesn't have all that great a track record when it comes to cases involving imminent danger to wives - buys the hearsay evidence  of Mikey Shitstain hook, line & sinker, and orders the feeding tube removed.

$700,000 has been set aside for Terri's rehabilitation as part of a $1M malpractice settlement.  None of it has been spent on that rehab.  Mikey Shitstain stands to inherit the remaining balance of it when Terri dies.

No rehabilitative therapy has ever been given to Terri, and in fact, Mikey Shitstain has continuously halted all efforts to provide Terri any rehab at all.

Moreover, it's now been alleged that this bastard injected Terri with insulin.

At last check, Terri wasn't a diabetic.

I post this in part because some of you (Elisson, call your office) think that this so-called "Guardian Ad-Litem" report on Georgie-Porgie Dolphin-Humper's desk portrays Mikey Shitstain as a doting husband who "did everything he could vis à vis rehabilitation, medical care, etc."

Well, I call bullshit.  I think that this bastard attacked Terri the night after the argument, and he's just trying to finish the job he started 15 years ago.  Because he knows that if Terri survives and rehabilitates to the point of coherence, she can finger him for attempted murder.

But that's okay with some of you, isn't it?  After all, Terri's the exclusive property of Mikey Shitstain, isn't she?

Just like in the good ol' days.

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Memo to the Republican Party

One is the highest-ranking elected official in Florida.  A man who, with one word, could save Terri Schiavo's life.

The other is the most powerful man in the world.  The leader of the most powerful country on the face of the planet.

And both  of them have bowed in supplication to a flamingo-humping fucknozzle in a swamp.

It's not often Gov. Jeb Bush is frustrated pursuing his goals. He was the first governor to start a statewide school voucher program. He got rid of civil service protections for tens of thousands of state workers. He pushed through billions of dollars in tax cuts. His goal of prolonging the life of Terri Schiavo is proving much harder.

"It is frustrating for people to think that I have power that I don't, and not be able to act," Bush told The Associated Press on Thursday. "I don't have embedded special powers. I wish I did in this particular case."

You have those powers, motherfucker.  Florida statutes clearly  mandate that you, through the Department of Children & Families, have the power to go in and take Terri Schiavo with or without Georgie-Porgie Dolphin-Felcher's express say-so.  But your performance in this crisis clearly  indicates that you're afraid to so much as take a shit without that fuckheaded bastard's permission.

And your so-called "compassionate conservative" brother excuse-for-a-President has been deafening in his silence.  Shrubby won't so much as lift a finger to save this innocent woman, and the fat-assed son-of-a-syphilitic-crack-whore-bitch excuse-for-a-husband who killed her is going to get off scot-free - all because you two cowardly fucks refused to get up off your yellow asses and do  something about it.

(UPDATE:  Oh, sure, he'll get up in the middle of the night for a hot chocolate and sign a bill that tells others to do his dirty work for him  - "Here, Fed Judge, go look at this and we wish you'd maybe see it in your black heart to perhaps could possibly, y'know, reinsert a feeding tube if you find time..." - but he won't send federal marshals down to Pinellas County to take Terri into protective custody?  He can hold terrorist suspects at Gitmo for God knows how long without so much as a habeas corpus,  but he can't go save a dying woman???)

Well, this conservative pro-lifer will not forget.  And I'll make sure my fellow conservative pro-lifers won't forget, as well.

Say goodbye to your political chances in '06, and you can forget about retaining any majorities in 2008.  You've taken us down this primrose path before - talk a good game, but then show a decided lack of balls when push came to shove over our issues.

Now your chickenshittery has cost a young, innocent woman her life, and the asswipe mass of rejected afterbirth is going to get away with murdering her.  And we in the pro-life movement hold you  responsible.

And from this point forward, we're going to make you pay.

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March 24, 2005

Blog-linkagery & de-linkagery

The More Astute Amongst You™ will note that I have linked to Michael Savage (he of the Savage Nation and one damned fine talk show host).

Savage is bang-on about the Terri Schiavo travesty of justice, and you'd do well to listen to him.  (For you Dallasites, he's on KSKY 660 from 5 (5?) until 8.)

You will also note that I've delinked Gut Rumbles.  This is why.

You people who're trying to hide Mikey Shitstain behind the Constitution make me sick.  Bleat about the so-called "Rule Of Law™" all you want.

The fact is that if the United States Constitution cannot save the life of one innocent woman, who's being murdered by a gonorrheic excuse-for-a-husband who's likely going to get off scot-free, then as far as I'm concerned the Constitution would be of more use wiping my ass.

What fucking good is a Constitution that is incapable of protecting the most helpless among us?

And mark my words - if they can do this to Terri Schiavo, they can do this to me or you.  And we don't even have to be close to death for this to happen - Terri Schiavo wasn't close to death (no thanks to Mikey Shitstain), and they decided she  was a waste of oxygen.

Could you be next?

The Declaration of Independence - our founding document, for those of you who haven't kept up - says that among our inalienable rights is "life,  liberty and the pursuit of happiness".  And those words are every fucking bit as valid as the words "separation of church and state" which a lot of you bastards like to poutingly point to every damned time you see any reference to Jesus Christ that doesn't have an "H" in the middle of it.

Without life, there can be no liberty.  There can be no pursuit of happiness.  And now some of you want to deprive an innocent woman of her  life.  Rob "Acidman" Smith seems to have no problem with taking Terri Schiavo's life, simply because she doesn't measure up to his  standards of sentience - because, in his own words, Terri Schiavo "has the brain of a zuchinni".

Well, Acidman, old boy, to use your own words - if Terri's level of sentience doesn't meet with your standards...then LOWER YOUR STANDARDS.  Who the hell do you think you are, anyway?

I know this  much:  You're not someone worthy of my blogroll.

UPDATE:  Well, well, well.  Little Aciddick took notice.

I've been ceremoniously de-linked again. Well, that's a person's right, and I'll try not to lose a whole lot of sleep over it. I've been de-linked by better blogs than that one before.

And that's supposed to prove...what again?  That people superior to either you or me know your bullshit and have rejected it?

Thanks for making my case for me.

I still find it interesting the way some people react when they read MY humble opinions and don't like them. They get all pouty and angry. They'll show ME! They'll take their ball and stomp home to mama, who will hug them, dry their tears, kiss their bo-bos and make them feel better.

Yeah, well I  find it interesting that, while you took zero notice of me linking you in the first place, you're ready to throw what for you is a virtual temper tantrum over your de-linking.

You do  remember why I linked you in the first place, don't you, Robbie?  I identified with the way that the Bloodless Cunt was treating you, and wanted to show a little solidarity over that.  Remember?

Hmmm, maybe she had a point.

Well... EXCUSE ME! And FUCK YOU!

Pussy.

You've got my address, asswipe.  Anytime you wanna try and call me that to my face, feel free.

Chickenshit.

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Who died and made this bastard God?

Denizens, when I came up with the moniker "King & Tyrant", any thinking person could immediately see that the reference was tongue-in-cheek.  About the only things I rule in my household are my dog and cat - and they'll debate you on that. 

But that doesn't compare to the tinhorn excuse-for-a-dictator who hides his skanky ass behind a black robe.  I do, of course, refer to the Bedwetting Baron of Bombastic Bullshit™, Georgie-Porgie Greer, a pathetic excuse-for-a-judge down in Flori-duh, and He Who Thinks He's God™ when it comes to Terri Schiavo.

This son-of-a-syphilitic-sow thinks he has more control of the Flori-duh state police than the governor of the fucking state,  for Gawd's sake!

The Florida judge who has consistently ruled against efforts to keep Terri Schiavo alive has said no to an effort by the state's Department of Children and Families to rescue the brain-injured woman by physically removing her, but a department spokeswoman says the state agency still could take action without judicial approval.

Pinellas Circuit Court Judge George Greer said the state cannot take Schiavo into custody, nor provide her food or water.

Just who the fuck  does this asshole think he is???   Who died and made him  God???

Florida's DCF indicated it might remove the brain-injured woman, by force if necessary, from the hospice where she has lived the past five years.

Department secretary Lucy Hadi told the Palm Beach Post her staff is relying on a state law giving authority to intervene on behalf of a vulnerable adult "suffering from abuse or neglect that presents a risk of death or serious physical injury."

Schiavo's feeding tube was removed Friday by a court order requested by her husband, Michael Schiavo, who contends Terri had expressed a wish to not live under her present condition. Parents Robert and Mary Schindler dispute the court's finding that their daughter is in a "persistent vegetative state," citing numerous physicians who believe she is responsive and could benefit from therapy.

At a news conference this afternoon, Gov. Jeb Bush confirmed the DCF, under his authority, was considering the move.

Bush said new information has come to light warranting intervention, including a review of Terri Schiavo's condition by neurologist Dr. William Cheshire, who claims she may have been misdiagnosed. Cheshire believes Schiavo to be in a "minimally conscious state," not a "persistent vegetative state" as courts have determined.

"It is imperative that she be stablized so the DCF team can fulfill their statute to review the facts surrounding the case," Bush said.

Hadi said DCF must file a petition to remove Terri Schiavo from the Pinellas Park, Fla., hospice but could take action without judicial approval if the department believes it's warranted.

The law says emergency medical treatment can be given to the vulnerable adult as long as "such treatment does not violate a known health care advance directive prepared by the vulnerable adult."

Then, by God, do it!!!!!   Jeb, quit waiting for this bastard to give you permission to take a shit and go get that girl!!!

Jeb, you have the power and  the authority to tell that motherfucker Greer to go to Hell™.   You can put a stop to this charade and deliver a not-too-subtle "in your face" to Mikey Shitstain, the murdering fascist piece of rejected jism.

But if you fail - if you refuse to act simply because Daddy Georgie says you can't - you will have committed political suicide.

Not only will you have shown yourself to be a spineless fuck who's only interested in politics as opposed to doing what's right - you will have:

1. Damaged your credibility, and that of your governorship, beyond repair,
2. Finished, simply by the family connection, your brother's chances of having an effective second term as president (will anyone trust a Bush from this point forward?), and
3. Doomed the Republican Party to certain devastating defeat in 2006 and 2008.

And I'm serious about that last point.  If Terri Schiavo dies because you had to have Daddy Georgie's permission to wipe your ass, it'll be a Cold Day In Hell™ before I vote for anyone named Bush - and quite possibly any other Republican after that.

And I'm willing to bet that there are a lot of other Republicans - prolifers and other evangelicals (remember us?  THE BASE OF YOUR PARTY?!?!?!) who feel likewise.  I'm willing to bet that we'll either stay home next Election Day, or vote for anyone who opposes you.

Are you?

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March 23, 2005

On Schiavo:  Reaping What We Sow

When you read Scripture concerning end-times prophecy, you find one very interesting tidbit:  Nowhere does it make mention of any entity symbolizing or making mention of the United States.

From that, one can infer that the United States is not a player during end-times.

Having said that...when the United States of America is wiped from the face of the earth without even so much as a "by your leave" during the next world war (the one started by the Antichrist during the Tribulation), it's my opinion that this - or rather, the callous disregard for life behind it - will have played a large role in our demise.

We reap what we sow, people.  We treat helpless life like this, some power's gonna rise up against us and treat us the same way.

Just sayin', is all.

And a special memo to Georgie-Porgie Felon Felos:

A lawyer for Michael Schiavo said he was "very pleased" by the initial appeals court ruling. But he worried that, as her parents ran out of options, either Gov. Jeb Bush or lawmakers might try again to take Terri Schiavo into their custody and circumvent years of court rulings that support the husband's position. Michael Schiavo argued that his wife has no hope of recovery and would want to die.

"They have no more power than you or I or a person walking down the street to say we have the right to take Terri Schiavo," attorney George Felos said in a state court hearing.

You have no more power to starve that innocent girl to death than I have to snap your scrawny pencil-neck, you fucktarded pissweasel.

But if you ever get within five feet of me, see how much good that  does you, Felos, you pathetic shitstain.

UPDATE:  The Florida Senate yesterday turned thumbs down on a bill that would have allowed Terri to be taken into protective custody.

Fuck you, Florida.   There's no way in Hell I'd come down there to live now.  And Disney World and Universal Studios can flat-out forget about my  business.

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March 22, 2005

Blog-tweakagery for Terri

In the interest of helping to call attention to the outrageous travesty of justice going on in Florida right now, I've placed a link to the Blogs for Terri  site and  their blogroll on the sidebar.

Let's keep fighting this needle-dicked bastard Mikey Shitstain until we have the asswipe behind bars, Denizens.

Thatisall.

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The Impending Murder Of Terri Schiavo

Add the name of James Whittemore to the list of Horse-Fellating Buttfucked Weasel Bastards™ who have a special place reserved for them in Hell™ over their complicity in the impending murder of Terri Schiavo.

I suppose it hardly comes as much of a surprise, given that this needle-dick on the bench is an appointee of Kaiser Wilhelm von WomanAbuser (Juanita Broaddrick, Paula Jones, call your offices).  But you have to think that at some  point, there's got to be a bona fide  judge who can see for himself just what a travesty of justice this has become, just how many of Florida's own statutes have been violated just in the care (or lack thereof) of Terri.

And we don't even begin  to cover the ever-increasing likelihood that widdle Mikey Shitstain put her in this condtion in the first place.  (Side Note:  No, don't give me that bullshit about how that's merely hearsay.  I have just as much evidence that Mikey Shitstain is responsible for Terri being this way as he does that she'd want to be starved to death like this.  Two can play this "hearsay" game, y'know.)

Whittemore wrote that Terri Schiavo's "life and liberty interests" had been protected by Florida courts. Despite "these difficult and time strained circumstances," he wrote, "this court is constrained to apply the law to the issues before it."

Oh, really, Judge Witless?  Pray tell, how have these laws been applied to this case, other than the fact that said laws have been completely ignored,  you braying anti-life jackass?

George Felos, an attorney for Michael Schiavo, argued that keeping the woman alive also violated her rights and noted that the case has been aired thoroughly in state courts.

Thoroughly micromanaged, you mean, fuckhead.  You know, where you get to parade your multitudes of so-called "experts" in front of a complicit, asshatted excuse-for-a-judge while opposing testimony gets squashed like a bug on a windshield?

"Yes, life is sacred," Felos said, contending that restarting artificial feedings would be against Schiavo's wishes. "So is liberty, particularly in this country."

Unless you happen to be a disabled woman who hasn't been allowed to can't eat food more solid than what Mikey Shitstain has graciously  allowed her to have heretofore.

No, at that point you become chattel, mere property.  Just like in the old days before women had the right to vote, back in the days of the "rule of thumb".

Let's hear it for Schiavo-style liberty,  ladies & gentlemen!!! (Well, gentlemen, anyway - you ladies can go back to being Terri-Schiavo-style property.)

Michael Schiavo said he was outraged that lawmakers and the president intervened in a private matter.

Oh, so beating your wife to death is a "private matter" now, eh, Mikey Shitstain?  Withholding treatment in clear violation of Florida law is now a "private matter"?  Bleating on and on about "when is that bitch gonna die?" is now a "private matter"?

Let's hope that someone has a "private matter" with you  after Terri dies, you son-of-a-syphilitic-bitch.  Preferably with a .357 and a couple boxes of ammo.

"When Terri's wishes are carried out, it will be her wish. She will be at peace. She will be with the Lord," he said on CNN's Larry King Live late Monday.

Fuck you, Mikey Shitstain.  How dare  you invoke the name of the Lord in this, you smarmy little pisspot?

Terri may go to be with the Lord, you perverted little shit, but I think the Lord has someplace different in mind for you - and  for these 20 fascist excuses-for-judges.

F.O.E.S.G.B.R.O.A.D.

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March 21, 2005

"Persistent Vegetative State", My Ass

Read this.  Then tell me Terri Schiavo's in a "persistent vegetative state".

When she put a washcloth in Terri's hands to keep her fingers from curling together, Iyer said, "Michael saw it and made me take it out, saying that was therapy" that he had forbidden.

Ask yourself why Widdle Mikey Shitstain would forbid treatment on his wife.  Think maybe it was because he didn't want her to get better?

"Throughout my time at Palm Gardens, Michael Schiavo was focused on Terri's death," the RN noted. "Michael would say 'When is she going to die?' 'Has she died yet?' and 'When is that bitch gonna die?'"

Excuse me.  I think I'm going to have an RCOB moment...

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Great weekend

Hopefully, you've heard the old saying:  "It was a location thing - you had to be there".

Well, you had to actually be at  the Texas Blogfest 2005 in order to fully appreciate the atmosphere and the cameraderie.  Those of you who had Yahoo Messenger got to see at least a little bit of the happenings from one of two webcams.  (Yeah, I know - you had to ask the SpatulaGoddess' permission to view hers - need to talk with her about that. )

By now, you've seen the post below about the crew coming and saying it to my face (grin) Saturday for lunch.  Am pleased to report that, according to a consensus of attendees, Atkins Train-Wreck Stew™ - so named because when I make it, it's usually a train-wreck (g) - got an overwhelming "two thumbs way up".  Guys, I'm really pleased you liked it - I was worried I was going to need massive spew warnings all over the place.

Saturday evening was fun & frivolity at Billy Bob's Texas.  Eight of us packed ourselves into a 7-passenger minivan (sorry, guys - I really thought it would've held more (rueful grin)) and ambled our way over there, arriving just after 9:00.

The Chris Cagle concert was good, and we even got a couple of folks out on the dance floor.  (Memo to Susan Nunnally:  Why didn't you tell  me you were looking for a dance partner?  What, I'm supposed to read your mind or something? (grin))

Additional memo, this time to self:  How is it that Emperor Misha the Danish import actually looked more Texan than you, the native? 

Sunday morning, about 10 of us showed up at the DFW Gun Range, where Kim, Connie & Misha usually do their shooting.  That's a fine establishment, and I heartily recommend you go out there and avail yourself of the facilities whenever you're in town.  I know I  intend to.

There were some  pictures taken, in addition to the group shot you see below.  I'll see what I can do about posting them here directly.

And now, without further ado, we now return to our regularly scheduled ranting & raving.  What's this I hear about that limp-wristed rim-jobber Michael Crook putting up FTT again...???

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March 20, 2005

Blogfest Recap Coming Soon

Damn, that was a fun weekend.

Denizens, I'll have something resembling a recap in a day or so.  Right now, I'm just trying to de-compress, and I imagine the SpatulaGoddess is, too - or, at least, will be after she and her kiddies get home.

Just one little item of business before I shut down for the night:  If you've emailed me/left comments in a given thread without a response for me, patience.  I'll get to you shortly.

(Except for Cianderella "Real Chickenshit" Tierney.  I'll get to you  when I damned well feel like it, you goat-felching blotch of rejected afterbirth.  Cowardly little needle-dicked losers like you are worth maybe  a nano-second of my time - and oops! there goes yours. (snicker))

That is (yawn) all...

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March 19, 2005

Blogfest, Day 2

Last night's Texas Blogfest soireé  at Humperdink's was an unqualified smashing success.  Had between 15 and 20 folks at any one time, the beer flowed freely and the opinions even more so. (grin)

Today is lunch at...all together now...

5330 Bent Tree Forest Dr, #712 Dallas, TX

...just to prove to you fuckwitted trolls that my address does  exist. (snicker)

(Side note:  Yes, that's Misha right by the "712".  Yes, we lured him here with promises of booze and Cubanas. (grin))

UPDATE:  From left to right - BOTTOM ROW:  My dog, Pup-Pup, Humble DevilDog, Imperial Serving Wench (and co-organizer) Beth, me, ZiPpo the Pirate (Arrrrrrr!), Delftsman.  TOP ROW:  Eric (Denita's husband and the father of the cutest little boy (next to mine, of course (grin))), El Capitan, Denita and the aforementioned toddler, Emperor Darth Misha I, Random Numbers and the Random Spouse, Mama Montezz.

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March 18, 2005

Party time!

Denizens, for the next three days or so, you may or may not hear a lot from me.

I and the SpatulaGoddess will be hosting Texas Blogfest 2005, a gathering of bloggers and blog-readers from Wisconsin to Indiana and beyond.

Tonight, we'll be at the Humperdink's on Belt Line Rd in Addison. We'll have a webcam and chat room set up so you can see what's going on (to a point) and talk back to us.

Saturday night, we'll all be at Billy Bob's for some boot-scootin', and Sunday will be target-practice at the DFW Gun Range.

So if you don't hear much from me until Monday or Tuesday, that's why.

Thatisall™.

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March 17, 2005

And an 'appy St. Paddy's to ye...

Aye, 'n before ye have yer furst green beer o' the day, 'ere be an Irish - well, with a wee bit of Gaelic in dere, too - blessing from yours 'n truly, Lord McSpatula:

May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.
May the sun shine warm upon your face;
may the rains fall soft upon your fields
and until we meet again,
may God hold you in the palm of His hand.
May your glass be ever full.
May the roof over your head be always strong.
And may you be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Happy St. Patrick's day, guys, from the half-Irish (Mumford) part of me.

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Guy's got a future - as a survey taker in a mall...

Y'know, folks, there are idiots...and then there are idiots.

Okay, so I'm running through comments at Misha's place - as is my wont, being the Imperial Sergeant-at-Arms and all - when a comment from this post catches my eye.

This comment was So Absolutely Fucking Stupid™ that I couldn't help but respond thereto.  And I'm pleased to share that  entry with you, my beloved Denizens...

Do you blog?

Blog?  Us?  Naaaaaaaaaaah.  'Course we don't blog.  Nobody here but us Rottweliers.

There is currently a research survey out that seeks to know "why bloggers blog." The study is being performed by a graduate student at Appalachian State University in North Carolina.

Okay, enlighten me:  Why in the Hell™  would I want to take a survey and give anything  resembling information to some asshat, who apparently doesn't have the brains of a gnat, who leaves the question "Do you blog?"...ON A FRIGGIN' BLOG,  FOR GAWD'S SAKE?!?!?!

The survey takes less than 5 minutes to complete. Thanks for your time.

Sorry, dude.  I have better things to do with that five minutes.  Like, say, getting a root canal...

Great.  Humpin'.  Cthulu.

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March 16, 2005

Do not adjust your set, Part The Second

No, there's nothing wrong with your video card.  No need to go tweak your CRT.

Much to the chagrin of Cian "Real Chickenshit" Tierney, yours truly is half Irish (mom's side), and I felt like getting into the spirit.

Besides, any time I can tweak a cowardly asshat like our 2nd favorite Michigan asswipe, this is a Good Thing™.

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Took 'em long enough

Denizens, remember a couple of years ago when then-Tampa Bay Buccaneer thug Warren Sapp blindsided Green Bay Packer Chad Clifton on a play that was going away from him?

That hit ended Clifton's season.  It should  have ended that punk-ass Sapp's career.

Well, now the NFL stands on the precipice of outlawing cheap-assed shots like that - and none too soon, from where I sit.

The NFL Competition Committee meeting in Hawaii this week will recommend that blind-side plays on "unsuspecting" players -- such as Warren Sapp's block on Packers tackle Chad Clifton on a punt return two years ago -- should be banished under the rules, league sources told ESPN's Chris Mortensen on Tuesday.

If the proposal is adopted by owners at next week's league meetings in Maui, it will be specifically written into a broader interpretation of the unnecessary roughness rule.

The proposed change came as the result of continued dialogue stemming from Sapp's block on Clifton during a game between the Buccaneers and Packers on Nov. 24, 2003, in Tampa. The play on which Clifton was injured occured in the third quarter, on an interception by cornerback Brian Kelly, and far removed from the action. Video showed that Sapp launched himself into the unsuspecting Clifton, who had his head turned and appeared to be slowing down.Clifton missed the remainder of the 2003 season with severe pelvic injuries.

And as if that weren't bad enough - not only was Sapp the Punkaneer not flagged on the play...the bastard wasn't even fined.

Good on the NFL for finally stepping up and being men about all this.  A little late, but we'll take it.

As for the Punkass, we take a perverse pleasure in noting that Tampa Bay let him go to the Raiders last year, where he thoroughly underwhelmed the league.

Looks like Instant Karma™ gotcha, Sapp, you fuckhead. (snicker)

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Say goodnight, Lame Stream Media™

We get notice from the Department of "No Shit, Sherlock!!!" that - yeah, you guys had better be sitting down for this - the Lame Stream Media took it easy on John-Boy F'n Qetchup-ass.

A Columbia School of Journalism study released Monday found that the media took it easy on Sen. John Kerry throughout the 2004 presidential campaign, with coverage of President Bush coming out three times more negative.

The school's Project for Excellence in Journalism found that 36 percent of reports on Bush painted him in an unfavorable light, while only 12 percent did the same to Kerry - according to Reuters.

The Massachusetts liberal also benefited more from positive coverage, garnering 50 percent more stories rated as favorable than Bush.

Now understand - this is the same CS of J that employs one Steve Lovelady, he of the "salivating morons who make up the lynch mob" crack, so for them to actually admit  this is saying something.

The Project for Excellence in Journalism monitored 16 newspapers across the country, four nightly newscasts, three network morning news shows, nine cable programs and nine Web sites in 2004.

On the Iraq war, for instance - which was a watershed issue for Bush - the study found that the three network nightly newscasts and public broadcaster PBS tended to be more negative than positive, while Fox News was twice as likely to be positive as negative, Reuters said.

Positivity/negativity had very little to do with it, IYAM.  It had everything to do with the fact that Bush was right,  as is now coming out in the wash.

We The People™ saw that, even when the LSM refused to, even when Qerry refused to - and now we're being vindicated, and it is driving them positively insane. (snicker)

The Columbia group also noted a huge rise in readers who have turned to the Internet to get their news.

Which is another way of saying that the Lame Stream Media™ is losing its grip on reality, and the Blogosphere is rapidly filling the resulting vacuum...mhehhehhehheh... 

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March 15, 2005

Free debt for me, but not for thee...

The Department of Yet Another Law That Won't Apply To Them raises the red flag this morning on the bankruptcy bill that the House is poised to take up this week, the bill having passed the Senate last week.

Seems that several members of Congress are in five-digit debt, despite earning six-digit salaries and untold amount of perks.

More than 40 members of the House reported carrying at least $10,000 in credit-card or charge-card debt in 2003 and parts of 2004, according to a survey of financial disclosure reports conducted by The Hill.

The findings come as the House is poised to take up a bankruptcy-reform measure that would give banks and credit card companies expanded powers to seek repayment from debtors who file bankruptcy.

Opponents of the bill drew hope from the data, suggesting that lawmakers who nurse high-interest debt might be more likely to sympathize with indebted consumers.

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!! (snort)

That's good, Hill.  Tell me another one...

High credit-card debt is often a factor in the decision to file for bankruptcy, although the root cause is usually related to a life-altering event such as a divorce, illness or the loss of a job, experts said.

"Members aren't that much different than regular Americans. Some run up high credit-card bills when they shouldn't. One would hope that it would make them more sensitive to regular Americans earning far less money that are threatened by this bill," said Travis Plunkett, legislative director at the Consumer Federation of America, which has opposed the bill on the grounds that it favors credit-card companies at the expense of average consumers.

Oh, so I  can write tons of NSF checks at the House bank like they used to be able to do?  I get to embezzle and engage in drug transactions like they used to do?  And what do you want to bet that Visa & Mastercard will look on my debt as favorably as they will theirs?

(Hint:  If you think they will, come talk to me.  See, I have this bridge...)

And Plunkett, do you really  think that these Congressfolk will have to live under these laws themselves?

They have their own retirement system, so no Social Security laws they write ever apply to them.  They're exempt from affirmative-action hiring laws (not that those laws are good, you understand, but that's another post) that the rest of us have to follow.  Do you honestly  believe they won't exempt themselves from this legislative crock o'...?

Disclosure guidelines require that lawmakers list their assets and liabilities by checking boxes indicating a range of values for each account - for example, $15,000 to $50,000. For members with multiple accounts, The Hill used the total of the lower number on each account to determine the member's rank in the survey.

It is important to note that members are required to record the highest debt incurred on any account at any time during the filing period. Thus it is highly likely that some members with multiple accounts did not carry high debt on all their accounts at the same time.

Oh, so I can just take a Visa balance, transfer it to a new Mastercard account, then after that introductory rate expires, slide the balance over to an American Express account, just as easily as you can,  Congressdolt? 

Ackerman (ED. NOTE:  Gary Ackerman, D-NY), for example, said that he routinely transferred a high balance from one account to another, which would be reported in the same way if he had carried a high balance on all the cards at the same time.

"If you do it carefully, you wind up paying nothing in interest," he argued. "If someone is going to give you free money, I want to be in that line." Asked if he planned to pay off the balance for good, he said, "If they keep offering zero percent interest for three months, I'll do it forever. … Do you wanna loan me a couple of bucks at no interest?"

That depends, Congresscritter:  Do you wanna grease the skids for me and put in a good word with Visa, Mastercard and AMEX so that I can open an account by just signing my name on an application, no questions asked?  Because I'm positive  that's what they'd do for you, now isn't it?

As hard as this for me to do, I think I have to side with the Demoscum who are against this POS legislation.

For those of us looking at bankruptcy, thanks to humongous credit-card debt run up while just trying to survive after some fat-assed bitch up and quit her job without a good reason (Stephanie Dawn Stewart Crager, call your office)...this bill just made our lives a lot harder.  And mine isn't the only hard-luck story out there, and this legislation purports to kick us in the head after we're down.

A $30 billion (with a B) industry now wants an extra five billion.  GOP, ask yourselves if it's worth the risk of losing, say, about four million votes nationwide.  Because I guaran-damn-tee you - a lot of folks whom are going to be hurt by this bill voted Republican in the last election.  And they're going to remember this.

I know I  will.

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March 14, 2005

Housekeeping-ery

Today was a very  happy day in the Realm™.

For the most beautiful woman in all the Blogosphere - with all due respect to the SpatulaGoddess - Michelle Malkin herself has taken notice of His Rudeness.

The post below actually generated a mention from her, which left me dancing a jig pretty much all day long. (grin)

Now, Michelle, blogroll me and I figure I'll be set...

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Guys, I am  writing on the weekends now.  The policy of taking Saturday & Sunday off has been officially revoked.

In addition, look below the top post for more stuff before you guyz go traipsing off somewhere.  The one-post-per-day policy has also pretty much been revoked.

Like the Doritos commercial - Read all you want.  I'll post more. (grin)

Thatisall.

UPDATE:  Put a big "maybe" in front of that last blurb.  This week is already shaping up to be extremely  busy, as I pack up my lab in the warehouse and prepare to move across town to new digs in a business office.

After which I will likely finally be forced to maintain that phenomonon known as "bankers' hours".  Which means that days will now start for me at 5:00 a.m, like it or not.

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Us  lead the world?  What's the UN gonna say???

Their readership keeps declining, ratings are spiraling downward, their credibility has more holes in it than a block of Swiss cheese, and yet they still  insist on verbally shooting themselves in the foot.

Ladies and gentlemen, your  American Lame Stream Media™.

This time, it's the Washington Pissed Post and their dumb-assed excuse-for-a-managing editor, Philip Bennett, in an interview with the Chinese rag People's Daily.

Yong Tang: According to the opinion polls, the image of America has been becoming less and less popular in the world today since after the Iraq war.

Perhaps, Poon Tang, you might try asking the people of Afghanistan and the purple-fingered folks in Iraq just what their  image of America is, instead of asking Gear-head Schroeder and *spit* Jacques-ass ChIRAQ *spit* and their Useless Nitwit butt-buddy minions who've been ripping off the American taxpayer with the Oil-for-KickbacksFood program.

We find it really odd how a country's regard for us is directly proportional to either how we benefit them or they're able to temporarily scam us.  Amazing how, once we discover their treachery, their respect for us goes down a helluva lot.

As a top leader of a major American newspaper, how do you think of this growing anti-American sentiment?

Bennett: The world image of US is so clearly linked to its foreign policy and particularly its policy toward Iraq and Middle East, say its support of Israel and its occupation of Iraq.

I was in China once shortly after the missile hit the Chinese embassy in Belgrade and of course there were demonstrations in Beijing before the US embassy and elsewhere. So I think it is easy to understand in many ways why the US image has decreased.

Not that we care, Bennett, you moron.  We're going to continue supporting Israel and we'll be in Iraq until the job is done.  If that doesn't set well with you and your honeyboys in Communist China, then feel free to take that as your cordial invitation to bite us.

(Y'all did  remember that they're still Communist, right?  Or did the fact that the leftist Post sat down with them shock that back into your memory?)

Another source of the resentment is the perception that Bush administration wants to act unilaterally in the world, outside of alliance that traditionally governed the ways Bush made foreign policy decisions.

Oh yeah, here we go - the "unilateral" meme again.  Lessee...Britain, Japan, Israel, Italy, Poland, Austrailia, New Zealand...

In some ways the core of perception problems is centered on 911 terrorist attacks in 2001 in which the US government and Bush administration reacted by deciding that the country would make decisions in foreign affairs that respond only to US interests.

Well, yeah, I admit - we do  have a problem with ragheaded Islamofucks flying planes into our buildings and killing our innocent civilians.  Really kinda ruins a perfectly good day when that happens, y'know?

They were not going to consult very widely, and not to compromise in making those decisions. That caused rift even among the US allies. So it is natural to see that the image of America is the lowest in public opinion.

Well, just damn  us all to Hell™ for not seeking Fwance and Germany's permission to defend ourselves.  How dare  we kill those who are trying to kill us without asking "pretty please" first?!?!?!

Yong Tang: The Bush administration always claims that it is spreading freedom and democracy to all over the world. But there is widespread suspicion over the motives of What the Bush administration is doing. Some experts say democracy is just a beautiful pretext for America to seek its own interests. So personally I think there is a kind of hypocrisy here.

Oh, beautiful, Poon Tang, just beautiful.  This from a Communist whose government pays lip service to human rights, just before running its citizens over in Tiananmen Square a few years back.

Hypocrisy much, dipshit?

Bennett: The Bush administration believes that there isn't a contradiction between defending its self-interest and promoting friendly and democratic regimes. Because they believe that promoting those kinds of governments would make the world more friendly to the US and therefore it is in the interest of America to do that.

We do  tend to prefer countries that aren't actively plotting our destruction, I'll give you that.

But if you look at the different parts of the world, it would be very difficult for the Bush administration to argue that they do not apply same standards to different parts of the world.

Gee, that's funny, Phil baby.  I don't remember the Bush Administration trying to claim that in the first place.  What are  you smoking?

Clearly US is a great ally of Pakistan and Saudi Arbia, which are not democracies. US has a very complex relations with China, which is not a democracy either by American standard.

The issues that were once on the top of that relationship, like human rights, were no longer on the top any more. If you still remember last time when US President talked about human rights in China as a major issue between the two countries, that has been a long time ago.

Maybe it's because there's a Republican in office right now, and we understand that talking to the Communist Chinese about human rights is like trying to teach a pig to sing:  It's pretty damned useless - and it annoys the pig.

You were here in Washington DC During the Bush's inaugural ceremony this year. During the speech Bush said quite forcefully that spreading freedom is the No. One issue for his second term. Then a day after that he backed off from that statement. He said that spreading freedom is just a long term goal, not an immediate goal of policy. So I think there is still realism that is applied to different relations.

Now that's  interestng.  I don't remember him "backing off" of that at all.  Perhaps you could provide a transcript or recording where he said that, Bennett?  Or are you just pulling things out of your ass like in the rest of this interview?

Yong Tang: In such sense, do you think America should be the leader of the world?

Bennett: No, I don't think US should be the leader of the world...If we are heading into another period of imperialism where the US thinks itself as the leader of the area and its interest should prevail over all other interests of its neighbors and others, then I think the world will be in an unhappy period.

Because, as we all know, Bennett, your masters at the UN just wouldn't stand for it.  No, the elites  of the world know far, far  better how the world's citizens should run their pathetic lives than, say, the citizens of the world themselves.

And they wonder why fewer & fewer people take their leftist asses seriously any more.

Go read the rest of the "interview".  Most enlightening.

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March 13, 2005

Oh, shit.

Acidman's mom lost her fight with cancer yesterday.

Denizens, please remember him and his family in your prayers this evening.

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Bet Fabio never thought it would come to this

(Hat tip to Sir George of the Empire.)

Soooooo - you're a fan of Harlequin Romances?

(Yes, Denizens, I realize - I'm not talking about you.  (Well, most of you).  Work with me here, okay?)

I have some titles here that I'm pretty sure you haven't read.  Why don't you go check 'em out?

Oh, and...uh...spew warnings in full effect. 

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March 12, 2005

Florida Wouldn't Have This Problem.  They're Photogenic.

The Department of Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery, with an assist from the SpatulaGoddess, sponsors today's "Putting The Cart Before  The Horse" award.

Remember, Denizens, how 11 Texas Demoscum excuses-for-senators tried to block redistricting a couple years back?

Well, now some Jawja Dem'scum - really, that's how it's spelled; sound it out (grin)* - sorta tried the same thing yesterday.  Only they...uh, how do I say this...got it a little ass-backwards.

The state Senate's Democratic caucus, led by the chamber's black members, walked out of the Legislature Friday after an emotional vote on voting rights.

Immediately after a 7 p.m. vote that would eliminate 12 of the 17 forms of identification that may be used at Georgia polls, a majority of Senate Democrats, including all black members, left the chamber.

Memo to the Jawja Dem'scum:  If you wanna block a bill, you generally walk out before  the vote, eh?

"This is wrong!" Sen. Vincent Fort, D-Atlanta, shouted before the exit. "We will not go back."

"We will not  go back to the days when we could only vote once!!!  We will not  go back to the days when elections were fair, honorable and credible!!!  We will NOT  go back to the days when there was no corruption, for we are Democrats!!!!!

All but one other member of the Democratic caucus left shortly afterward. Most Democrats returned to the chamber about 25 minutes later.

After they realized just what a calamitous blunder they'd made. (snicker)

"We wanted to at least show them we support them," said Sen. Michael Meyer Von Bremen, D-Albany.

...he said, in his best Tom D'asshole voice.

Republican sponsors of the bill said it was an effort to cut down on voter fraud.

"My intention was to make sure in Georgia that next election, or down the road, we don't end up with all the lawsuits or all the voter irregularities we've heard about," said Sen. Cecil Staton, R-Macon, the bill's sponsor.

Oh, Senator, I think you've pretty much guaranteed that there'll be a mess o' lawsuits, alright.  You seriously don't think the Demoscum are going to take this without their obligatory temper-tantrum, do you?

The bill, which passed 32-22 along party lines, would require a photo ID to vote.

It would remove other forms of ID, including a Social Security card, birth certificate or student identification, from the list.

That's it???   How hard could it be to go have your picture taken???

Democratic critics compared the effort to the poll taxes, literacy tests and other laws aimed at suppressing black votes during segregation. They said poor and minority voters are more likely to be without photo ID than other voters.

Because, as we all  know, blacks just can't stand  having their picture taken...right? 

"What's happening today is just an updated form of Jim Crow," said Fort, referring to segregation-era laws that suppressed black voting. "You may be more polite about it ... but we know who's going to be disenfranchised."

Yeah.  Those who like to vote seven or eight times, in seven or eight different precincts each.

Oh, and Uglo-Americans.  Can't forget about the Uglo-Americans.  (chuckle)

In an emotional speech, Sen. Kasim Reed, D-Atlanta, shouted that senators were "stabbing race relations in the heart" by pushing the plan.

Really, Senator Dumbfuck, don't go all Cynthia McKinney on us here, okay?  According to the very next paragraph in the article,

Staton said the bill allows anyone, even non-drivers, to apply for a state ID card from Georgia's motor vehicles department. He said people who can't afford one may request one for free.

So there's really no excuse to not do this, okay?  You wanna vote bad enough, go get a snappy taken of you.  Quit bitching as if blacks are going to be the only ones affected by this.  Stop looking for racism under every fucking rock, okay?!?!?!

Sheesh.

*Acidman, I'm just kidding.  Really.

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All Hail Buffalo Chip University!!!

You may have noticed that I haven't blogged about that long-haired, maggot-infested, dope-smoking skank Ward Churchill.

There's a reason for that.  I have enough RCOB moments, and my blood pressure's high enough as it is.  I'm only 10½ years from outliving my father, and I'd kinda like to make it there.

Anyway, it heartens and encourages me to see that Buffalo Chip University is at least considering getting rid of this wanker Churchill.

Settlement talks between the University of Colorado and the professor who compared some Sept. 11 victims to a notorious Nazi broke down Friday after a newspaper reported the teacher had once been accused of plagiarism.

University regent Michael Carrigan declined to comment on the negotiations but said he had "substantial concern" about a report in Friday's Rocky Mountain News that Dalhousie University in Nova Scotia had accused Churchill of plagiarizing the work of one of its professors eight years ago.

They're just now getting to that?  WorldNetDaily had the scoop on it a month ago.

But what chaps my ass is this part (and a hat-tip to B.C, Imperial Torturer™, for pointing it out to me last week):

University President Elizabeth Hoffman has said Churchill could be fired if the inquiry turned up misconduct, but that he would not be dismissed because of his statements.

So Churchill's freedom of expression/belief/speech/what have you is just okay with this bimbo Hoffman - but Cthulu forbid that you be a Christian  professor at Buffalo Chip U. - that'll get you shitcanned.

While University of Colorado officials defend controversial professor Ward Churchill in the name of free speech, an evangelical Christian professor at the school claims he's about to be dismissed for religious or political reasons.

Professor Phil Mitchell, who has a doctorate in American social history from the university, says he recently was informed his contract would not be renewed after this year because "his teaching was not up to the department standards," according to Denver Post columnist David Harsanyi.

"Well, Spats", I hear you saying, "maybe the guy's work wasn't  up to standards."

Oh?

Mitchell, winner in 1998 of the prestigious SOAR Award for teacher of the year, told the columnist he has wondered how long he would last.

"I've had enough. I am clearly being closed out for political or religious reasons," Mitchell says. "I am one of the top-rated professors in the history of the department."

A colleague, William Wei, described by Harsanyi as "hardly a conservative," said, "Phil is a great person, a good teacher and highly regarded by his students."

Seems pretty obvious to me  that this guy's a slightly better teacher than, say, Steffi the Doublewide Bitch Supreme™.

Harsanyi said Mitchell, who has taught at the Hallett Diversity Program for 24 straight semesters, upset the head of the department by presenting a diverse opinion.

After quoting respected black intellectual Thomas Sowell in a discussion about affirmative action, Mitchell was berated as a racist.

"That would have come as a surprise to my black children," said Mitchell, who has nine children, two of them adopted African-Americans.

Oh, yeah, this guy's every bit as racist as Robert "Sheets" Byrd, alright. 

Then, says Harsanyi, the professor used a book on liberal Protestantism in the late 19th century.

Harsanyi writes: "So repulsed by the word 'god' was one student, she complained, and the department chair fired him without a meeting."

The columnist points out that unlike Churchill's case, there was no protest by faculty and students.

Mitchell later was reinstated, Harsanyi said, but never was able to teach in the history department again.

And in the meantime, the smarmy little pisspot Churchill gets to keep his  job.  Happily, though, that bitch excuse-for-a-president Lizzie Hoffman has resigned over this issue and the fact her football team doesn't play by the rules.

Memo to Buffalo Chip U.:  F.O.E.S.G.B.R.O.A.D.

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March 11, 2005

Let's hope this diet doesn't catch on...

(Hat tip to LC Mrs Heather.)

Denizens, in the interest of helping you keep your last meal down, I'm going to do you a huge favor, and put the bulk of this post under the "extended" button.

This way, you are warned:  This post is rated "ew".  Not PG, not PG-13, not R, not NC-17, not X, XX or even XXX.  Just "ew".

(Denizens, this  time I'm not kidding.  This is not an attempt to sucker you in.  No spew warnings in effect - vomit warnings would be more like it.)

Last chance.  Do not click on the "that all you got" link if you don't want to be grossed out majorly.

Okay, you guyz asked for it. (sigh)

Another man cuts off penis, eats it From staff writers March 08, 2005 From: NEWS.com.au

Another  man?!?!?!?!

A 40-year-old man is recovering in hospital in The Philippines after cutting off his penis and eating it.

Asked about Ernesto Almonte's mental state, a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Aw, Jebus, man, y'think????

The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it.

In 2003 a Malaysian man cut off his penis and fried it up before making a meal of it.

The man heard 'voices', probably caused by taking hallucinatory drugs, which urged him to mutilate himself.

Damn.  Just, damn.

Pardon me while I go throw up...

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Buy his shirt!!!  (Buy mine too, while yer at it.)

Misha has once again dipped a toe into the world of rampant crass commercialism.

As is his right, of course - far be it from His Rudeness™ to interfere with the normal progression of capitalism.  Certainly I  intend to buy one, myself.

I will point out, though, that on this one occasion (mischievous grin) - I beat him to the punch.

Feel free to stop by and see what all I've gathered together in a shameless attempt to promote Spatulaism. 

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March 10, 2005

Girl Scout Cookies:  Void where prohibited by law

I was never really a fan of NYPD Blue.  While it probably more accurately portrayed life - and language - in the police department than, say, Adam-12,  it wasn't something I needed to see.  And if I wanna see nudity (partial or otherwise)...well, there are always the newsgroups, right? (grin)

Having said that, I wonder how Andy Sipowicz would have looked on this.

The Girl Scouts of America is promising to come to the defense of a Long Island girl who was ticketed for selling scout cookies in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

That's right, Denizens.  The good people of the NYPD are watching out for you and protecting your safety.  "Young lady, put down those assault Tagalongs right now!!!!!"

Her father had set up a card table next to their van to sort out the orders, and that's when a police captain and an another officer from the 94th Precinct came by in an unmarked car and shouted "Get over here, police."

The 55-year-old father wasn't sure they were legitimate police so he told his daughter to get in the van.

Prudent, I'd say.  Police will generally approach you and identify themselves as long as they don't think you're some sort of threat.  Why these  imbeciles didn't is beyond me.

The police ticketed Louis for selling cookies without a permit. The NYPD said Louis was selling the cookies from the table and the officer didn't see any Girl Scouts nearby.

More brainlessness on the part of the gendarmes.  Whatever happened to good detective work - "Uh, sir, is yer daughter around?"

Sheesh.

The Girl Scouts of Nassau County said Grace Marie has been one of their top cookie sellers since she joined the scouts in kindergarten. She's sold about 600 boxes for her Troop 3019. But she's afraid to go back to Williamsburg to finish making her deliveries.

As they should be.  I mean, we all  know that Do-si-dos are responsible for the deaths of hundreds of millions of New Yorkers and that the cops simply won't stand for that...

The scouts said they will provide an attorney to the family when the father appears in Manhattan Criminal Court on April 11

Let's hope this winds up costing Bloomberg another few million or so...

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Yeah, moonwalk into that prison cell, MJ...

The One-Gloved Pedophilic Wonder™ needs to get it through his thick head that while accused criminials have their rights, one of them is not pissing off your judge. (snicker)

UPDATE:  The report is now that it's a back problem.  Captain Hee-Hee went to the hospital because his back hurt.

Great.  Honkin'.  Cthulu™.

Damn, Jacko, my  back hurts like Hell™ every morning when I wake up!  Serves as a wonderful  alarm clock, don'tcha know? 

Get a heating pad!  Geez!!!

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Come say it to my face, Widdle Natey Winkler

Remember, Denizens, how I've told you time & time again that liberals are nothing more than cowardly scum - bullies who are reeeeeeeal  brave when they think they have the advantage, but who'll piss in their pants when you stand up to them?

I just love it when they make my point for me.  Saves me a lotta trouble.

Drudge has a story this morning about a chickenshit down in Tampa who thought he was gonna be some sort of Billy-Bob-Badass™ and play havoc with a mom and her two kids.

A Tampa man is out of jail after a possible road rage incident that gives new meaning to the term "driving left of center."

Nathan Winkler, 31, was arrested overnight and charged with aggravated stalking for allegedly terrorizing a mother and her two children.

According to police, Winkler pulled up alongside Michelle Fernandez as she was headed south on Armenia and began beeping his horn and flailing his arms, pointing at her. Fernandez, meanwhile, could not see Winkler's face because of a handmade sign in his window that read, "Never forget Bush's illegal oil war murdered thousands in Iraq."

See?  Comes complete with the tired, worn-out memes, too.

Winkler apparently grew more agitated as they continued to drive along, allegedly trying to run Fernandez's car off the road several times over the next few miles.

The 34-year-old grew increasingly concerned for herself and her two children in the car and called 911.

"Look, he's trying to run me off the road," she is heard telling the 911 dispatcher. "Look at him. You [censored] idiot! Whatever, you moron! Get away from me."

"I was blowing my horn at someone because I'm running stop signs and everything to get away from him," she added later.

But investigators say even that did not stop Winkler from pulling in front of Fernandez and forcing her to stop. As he tried to run up to her car, she drove away and was headed to police district headquarters when she finally managed to lose Winkler.

It's pansy-asses like little Natalie Winkler that give me an RCOB moment.  Liberal asswipes like this limp-wristed needle-dick won't bother to stand up to people like me who are ready & willing to kick every last ounce of shit out of 'em - but just give 'em the chance to bully an unsuspecting mom and her kids and it's a woot-woot moment for them.

It's things like that that almost make me wanna move down to Florida, like yesterday, and take on this wussy boy.

Hey, Natalie - how's about you come up to Texas and try that on someone like me, huh?  If it's a fight you want, you yellow-assed fuckwit, I'll be happy to oblige...

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March 09, 2005

And that's...thewayitis™...

Stick a fork in 'im.  He's as done as a barbecued turkey.

Dan Blather's 24-year reign of terror on objectivity and the truth ended today with reports on rising gas prices, the proposed new bankruptcy bill, Iraq, secondhand smoke and Mount St. Helens, among other things.

And he signed off with the watchword he used during his early days at the anchordesk:  "Courage".  And he received a very  undeserved standing ovation from his production crew afterwards - which See-BS was cheesy enough to let us see.

We're glad he's gone here.  Frankly, it's this scribe's humble opinion that See-BS' ratings will now go up.  Not much, you understand - Bob Schieffer's taking over, and he's not really all that much better or less biased - but the Eye will be better off now that the albatross is off its neck.

Cronkite, was right - it should've happened a lot sooner.

(Do check out Rather Biased's take on it all.  Nice.)

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Bee.  Eff.  Dee. (cont'd)

Okay, now that I have everybody's attention, here's what that last blurb was about:

Last night, ABC's Nightline  aired a piece on us - namely, the Blogosphere.  And they noted how we had brought down Dan Blather (more on him later), the NY Times, Eason Jordan, etc, and how the Chickenshit Leftist Blogger Brigades™ had succeeded in forcing Jeff Gannon to resign from Talon News.

(ED. NOTE:  I'm still not convinced that this guy, by whatever name he may go, is involved in any of that shit that the sodomite community says he is.  I've seen one  picture, and that not a close-up, of a naked guy on a bed who might  look like this guy - and most anything can be Photoshopped these days.  Until I hear it from him,  the swishers could tell me the sky was blue, and I'd go out to double-check.)

And all this came with the standard liberal mantras:  "Oooooh, they don't do things the way we professionals  do them.  Can we trust them?  Do they have credibility?  Is this good for America?"

At least, that seemed to be ABC's take when it came to us here on the Right-Thinking Side Of The Blogosphere™.

But what chapped my ass last night was all the adulation and fawning tossed the way of one Maura Keaney, who runs a propaganda piece known as Democracy For Virginia, which I can only guess means that they don't consider what they have now  to be democracy.  Presumably because they've had their ugly asses thrown out of office and are no longer in charge.

It seems that in the Virginia Legislature, this doofus Republican named John Cosgrove introduced a bill to amend a law already on the Virginia books concerning fetal deaths, abortions and the like.  This amendment, from a cursory glance, seems to address pregnant women who have miscarriages.  It would require them to notify, and I quote, "the law-enforcement agency in the jurisdiction of which the delivery occurs within 12 hours after the delivery. A violation of this section shall be punishable as a Class 1 misdemeanor."

Frankly, it's a bad bill - at least, this part of it is.  No woman is going to be in any sort of condition - physically, psychologically or otherwise - to make any such kind of report.  The bill seems to do nothing but generate a Hell™ of a lot of unnecessary paperwork, and probably  would've died in committee anyway.

Enter Maura Keaney.  She published this info on Democracy for Virginia,  and a miniature groundswell was created whereby John Cosgrove's e-mailbox got swamped, and he was pretty much forced to bow to common sense and withdraw the amendment.

Whereupon Democracy for Virginia  went into Extreme Hyper-Woot-Woot Mode™.  "Ooooooh, we did it!!!!" "We made the Red-Staters back down!!!!" "We're gonna take back the country...!!!"  And here was Nightline,  lapping it all up like so much pablum.

Kinda reminds me of the Pakleds after Geordi repaired their ship:  "We are strong..."

Memo to Maura Keaney and the dumbasses over at DfV:  I'm not impressed.  Yes, I agree with you that it was a bad piece of legislation, and absolutely  should have been shitcanned.

On the other hand, had you liberal bastards not spent the last 30+ years making abortion some sort of sacrament, butchering some 15 million babies in the process, bills like this would never see the light of day.  The fact remains that it's you  people who are responsible for the propagation of stuff like this, because you've failed to practice responsibility for lo these past 30+ years.

So save your whooping and hollering for someone who gives a flying fuck - like I said, maybe Howeird Dean would be interested.  He seems to get off on emotional Demoscummic (*YEEEAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!*) outbursts...

This is pretty much what I told DfV on their site last night - which is why, Denizens, you saw the little blurb below.  I figured some of the liberal bozos would come by to see who was upsetting their precious little applecart...and I wanted to be a charming (*cough*) host...

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March 08, 2005

So you beat a bad bill.  Bee.  Eff.  Dee.

Greetings - well, acknowledgements, anyway - to all the liberal scum from a half-assed liberal blog called (snicker) "Democracy For Virginia".

Let me say up front - I'm not the least bit impressed with any of you liberal shits.  Congrats to that fat icon of yours, Maura Keaney, for getting a legislator to pull what was a bad bill to begin with.  Not that it was any big feat, so save your "woot woots" for someone who gives a flying fuck.  Howard Dean, maybe.

Try referring to us without calling us things like the "extra-chromosome Right", "fascists", "Bushies", "fundies" or any bullshit like that, and then we can talk about my maybe being impressed.

Until then, sod off.

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He's baaaaaaaaack...

Well, well, well.  One of our favorite cowardly asshats has seen fit to rear his ugly head here and start hissing like the little garden snake he is.

Non-Moron, the anti-Semitic fuckstick, decided he was going to take me to task concerning Bill & Roger Clinton in the thread below, and - well, see for yourself; it ain't pretty... (snicker)

Dubya has done more drinking and drugs than Roger Clinton

Prove it, asshole.  Let's see a credible source, independently confirmed.

Put up or shut up, fuckface.

and Bill Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar while Curious George was snorting coke

Hmmmm.  Didn't know they were that easy to get nowadays.  Maybe you should try for one, eh, shithead?

and getting arrested for several DWIs.

One ticket for one DUI, as I recall.  Unless you have documented evidence of others...?

(crickets chirping)

Nah, didn't think so.  Typical little Moron - never have answered a challenge yet. (snicker)

Have you ever stopped to think about that?

Have you ever stopped to think,  you anti-Semitic chickenshit fuck?  I mean, you keep getting your skanky, Jew-hating ass handed to you every time you show up around here, yet you still keep coming back for more.

Won't ever learn, will you?

I mean, here is the son of a high-ranking CIA operative, and a centimillionaire (at the time) to boot

Oh, so you have access to all his financial records during the 70s now?  Don't suppose you want to show them to us, do you, fuckhead?

(more crickets)

Uh-huh.  Thought  so...

and he gets arrested for DWI?

Y'know, it's not as uncommon as you might think, dumbass.  And it was a helluva lot more common during the 70s, long before you pansy-ass types started getting your panties in a wad over it.

And yes - in your  case, I literally mean panties.

He must have gotten away with quite a few as well, and perhaps the cops got sick of letting this guy go again and again.

Prove any  of this bullshit, fucknozzle.  Or are you pulling this out of your swishy ass like most everything else you bleat?

Rich people and their kids usually get away with stuff like that!

Awwwwww, whassa matter, skank?  Pissed off 'cause you still can't move out from living with mommy in that trailer park in Lauderdale?  Awwww... (snicker)

For the record, I put Clinton in the same category of globalist (meaning Unamerican, and treasonous) trash as I do your boy Bush.

Yep - standard liberal disclaimer.  "Most of what I know about (insert name of favorite leftist despot here) I find repellent."

Or do you hate him 'cause he didn't declare war against the Jooooooooooooooooooooooos,  either?

But to say that Roger & Bill "don't have the brains between 'em to blow their noses" is a bit strong, especially when, by saying that, you are implicitly defending the intellect of the stupidest president ever.

So where are your  Harvard & Yale degrees, assmunch? (snicker)

One more thing - if you want that 'discussion' with me, say the word on this site. Name a time and place and I will be there. Next time you're in South Florida, or next time I'm in Texas. But I've only been to that wasteland once, and I have no plans to go back. TIME. PLACE. That's it!

You keep forgetting, chickenshit.  I gave  you a chance to show up. 

Your yellow-assed response?  You whined that I had to provide time & place, for which I'd been pressing you for weeks!!!

Then  you said you'd never been to Sawgrass Mills Mall, after claiming you actually live in Fort Lauderdale.  To wit:

I live in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. Feel free to post the next time you will be in my neighborhood and we can meet to "discuss" your idle threats.

And,  I might add, after having had over a month  to go there and decide where you wanted to get the shit knocked out of you.

(Sucks when I can fact-check your skanky ass, doesn't it, chickenshit?)

So, to summarize:

1. You said where you lived, and issued a challenge.
2. I named a time and place, which you accepted.
3. I pressed you for specifics, which you never offered.
4. I came down.
5. You went, hid and started whining & making excuses.

Conclusion:  You, Non-Moron, are nothing but an anti-Semitic, Jew-hating, punk-assed, sniveling, yellow, son-of-a-bitch coward.

And just to drive home the point:

5330 Bent Tree Forest Dr,#712
Dallas, TX

Anytime you feel those papier-machés  of yours grow past the size of pinheads will be fine.

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She's been doing that "back remedy" again...

Well, I guess that ties it.  The November elections have  to have been a bloody farce.  Completely illegitimate - we'll just have to do 'em alllllllll over.

The Rum Raisin Diva has declared it thus.

Embittered first-lady wannabe Teresa Heinz is questioning whether President Bush's re-election victory last November was legitimate, saying that many of the country's voting machines could have been "hacked."

"Two brothers own 80 percent of the machines used in the United States," Heinz told a lunch for Seattle Rep. Adam Smith on Saturday, referring to the brothers as "hard right" Republicans.

Yeah.  So?  I suppose you'd've said that had the brothers been Bill & Roger Clinton?

(Wait, what am I saying?  Those two don't have the brains between 'em to blow their noses.)

She argued that it is "very easy to hack into the mother machines," in quotes picked up by the Seattle Post Intelligencer.

But not quite as easy as it is to pluck off a dimpled chad, is it, T'Rumraisin?

"We in the United States are not a banana republic," added the Mozambican-born billionairess.

No, we're a representative republic  - and you'd do well to finally get that through your thick, drunk-assed noggin, bimbo.

Heinz urged Democrats to insist on "accountability and transparency" in how votes are counted, and said the integrity of future elections hangs in the balance.

"How are we expected to steal elections if we can't get flunkies we can trust, eh?"

"I think we should focus on '06: If '06 doesn't work out, '08 will be impossible," she told the Democratic group, adding: "I fear for '06. I don't trust it the way it is right now."

Duct tape over the mouth works very  well in matters such as this, T'Rumraisin.  I suggest starting with yourself first...

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March 07, 2005

This can't  be the best we've got to offer...?

Hmmmmm.  Maybe the Duchess Hilarious is on to something when she states that the economy could collapse.

At least, it's possible if these are the best candidates they can find to head the World Bank.

Treasury Secretary John Snow on Sunday would not rule out the idea of Irish singer Bono, an activist on debt relief and AIDS, making the short list of potential candidates to lead the World Bank even though an American is expected to get the job.

"He's somebody I admire. He does a lot of good in this world of economic development," Snow said.

"Most people know him as a rock star. He's in a way a rock star of the development world, too. He understands the give-and-take of development. He's a very pragmatic, effective and idealistic person," Snow said.

Ooooooooooo-kay.

You do  realize, don't you, John-o, that we're talking about a guy who just wrote a song, the lyrics of which start out...and I quote:

Uno...dos...tres...catorce...!!!

Which, for those of you who did not  marry a native Honduran last year, literally means "One...two...three...fourteen.

Nice.  That's all we need to head up the World Bank - someone who can't count.

Or, if Bono's not your cup of tea, perhaps we could offer up...

Another candidate who has surfaced is Carly Fiorina, the recently ousted chief executive of Hewlett-Packard Co.

"She's also a friend and somebody I think well of," Snow told ABC's "This Week." But, he added, "I think we're going to have to wait to reveal that next president of the World Bank for a little while."

Wonderful.  Just friggin' wonderful.   A rockstar who's numerically challenged and a supermodel CEO who drove her company into the ground.

Uh, Duchess?  What was that you were saying about the economy again...?

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Demoscum practice professional courtesy

(Hat tip to LC Staci - I think.)

A rule of thumb seems to be emerging when it comes to J. F'n Qerry:  When you find his mouth open, the liklihood is that his size 13 foot is planted squarely within.

Now he purports to have Congress honor a man who was a Communist and a racial separatist.

Why has John Kerry sponsored a Senate resolution honoring a Stalinist who championed racial separatism?

The Soviet Union awarded W.E.B. Du Bois the Lenin Peace Prize. Maoist China staged a national holiday in his honor in 1959. Now, for reasons unexplained, the Democratic Party's 2004 presidential nominee seeks to honor Du Bois too.

This should really come as no surprise to HE.  McCarthy was the first to out the Demoscum as Communist sympathizers - that is to say, those Demoscum who weren't Communists themselves.

And don't even  get me started on Venona.

Kerry's efforts to honor Du Bois have been joined by fellow Bay State Democrat Ed Markey, who, along with more than three-dozen colleagues, has advanced a similar resolution in the House of Representatives. Both resolutions await floor votes.

This should come as no surprise to Denizens worth their salt, either.  They don't call it the "people's republic of Massachusetts" for nothing, y'know.

Kerry correctly points out that Du Bois helped found the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People. He omits noting that the NAACP kicked Du Bois out of the organization--twice.

Memo to the black community:  This was the candidate of the party you supported in '00 and '04 by a margin of 9-1.  Yet he - and they - sell you out on a regular basis, and have turned their backs on you time and again.  Are you folks really  that fond of the plantation?

After writing in 1920, "Absolutely segregate the races and sections of the world," the author of The Souls of Black Folk boasted in 1933: "I fight Segregation with Segregation." This infuriated the NAACP's leadership, particularly when they learned of Southern segregationists' quoting Du Bois to justify the denial of New Deal relief programs to African-Americans. In the late 1950s, Du Bois would separate himself from Martin Luther King just as he had earlier separated himself from other legitimate civil rights leaders. "I do not pretend to 'love' white people," the NAACP founder declared in contrasting his position to King's.

How does all this mesh with Kerry's contention that Du Bois's "legacy of courage can be seen each time our nation voices our beliefs in equality, in justice, and most of all, in hope of a better tomorrow and a better America"? It doesn't.

Gee, you'd think Qerry would want to lay low for a while after having his qetchup-ass handed to him by President Bush.  My only guess is that he saw what happened to Mike "The Loser" Dukakis after W's father cleaned his clock in '88, and wants to avoid the same fate.

Anyway, go read the whole Human Events  article.

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March 06, 2005

Oh, that was supposed to be funny???

(Hat tip to LC Beaker.)

Go have a look at this.

Couple of things I'm sorry for:

1. I'm sorry that company is run by a chickenshit who wouldn't dare say that here.  (But I'm pleased that his excuse-for-a-company will likely go belly up before the next election cycle.)
2. I'm sorry I don't know who runs that company, so I can email them and tell them what I think of their particular brand of asshattery.
3. I'm sorry that sydes.net is run by a complete fucknozzle.

But I'm not  sorry that his boy LOST!!!!!  MUAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!! (snort)

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Say goodnight, John-Boy

Uh-oh.  Talk about sliding into oblivion.

John-Boy F'n Qerry has just received the Official Kiss Of Death™ for his presidential aspirations in 2008.

Teddy (hic!) Kennedy has endorsed him.

Sen. Ted Kennedy has already announced his pick for the 2008 presidential race, and it's the same candidate he backed in 2004.

Asked if he'd be climbing aboard the Hillary Clinton bandwagon, Kennedy told ABC's "This Week": "I'm from Massachusetts. And we have a candidate, I think, probably up there as well."

Yeah.  And he'll lose again, too - just like he did in 2004.

How's that definition of clinical insanity go again?  Doing the same thing over & over, expecting a different result...? 

Asked specifically if Sen. John Kerry had his support for 2008, Kennedy said, "Oh, yes . . My Man's John Kerry."

And what about Mrs. Clinton?

Why do I get the feeling that the Duchess Hilarious put the Hic!-meister up to this, hm???

"I have enormous respect for Sen. Clinton," Kennedy said. "I admire her, I respect her. She's qualified for whatever job she achieves."

That reminds me of the old joke about a campaign ad in which the advertiser called the candidate "not qualified to be dogcatcher".

After the ensuing brouhaha, another ad came out the next day:  "I must apologize and confess:  The candidate is  qualified to be dogcatcher.  Unfortunately, he's running for the Senate." 

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This is Good Stuff™

(Tip o' the hat to B.C., Imperial Torturer™.)

Whether or not you're an astronomy buff, this is something it is well  worth your time to see.

Click on the link, then click on the "Flash feature" link.

Then prepare to be amazed.  It's that good.  No foolin'.

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March 05, 2005

This is why we need coporeal punishment in schools

As most of you know, Steffi the Doublewide Bitch Supreme™ is a poor-excuse for a teacher.  As such, she's had to deal with her share of miscreants and malcontents.  Unfortunately, due to the fact that this society worships at the Altar Of The God Of Self-Esteem™, her options for dealing with such crumb-crunching types is, shall we say, quite limited.  One of the few conditions with which Her Son's Father  (lest she forget) does truly sympathize.

Anyway, the Department of Isn't That A Wee Bit Of Overkill? runs this up our flagpole, leaving His Rudeness shaking his head and wondering what ever happened to a good whack upside the noggin.

James City County Police arrested an eight-year-old boy who allegedly had a violent outburst in school.

Authorities say he head-butted his teacher and kicked an assistant principal when he was told he couldn't go outside to play with other students.

Now, this would put said tyke somewhere in the neighborhood of second grade.  And an adult teacher and an adult assistant principal couldn't handle him (snicker), so they had to call the police.

The four-foot pupil was led away from Williamsburg's Rawls Byrd Elementary School in handcuffs Tuesday and charged with disorderly conduct and assault and battery.

I think it's a damned shame that Fox News wasn't there to videotape that perp walk.  I mean, wouldn't you have loved to have been there to see that? (chuckle)

Major Stan Stout says the student began tossing chairs and turning over desks after a teacher - and later the assistant principal - tried to stop him from joining his classmates.

The child was later released to his parents.

Who, if this kid's behavior is any indication, promptly took him out for an ice cream sundae and a cheeseburger to soothe his injured psyche.  Because I guaran-damn-tee you - if that little punk were being properly  disciplined, said tantrum wouldn't have happened in the first place.

As it is, he'll make a nice little Democrat some day...

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Memo to the FEC:  Bite me!

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Just in case you'd forgotten.  Certainly John McCain and Russ Feingold did a long time ago.

They're now talking about extending this unconstitutional piece of bullshit called the Campaign Finance Reform Act of 2002 to the Blogosphere.

If the McRINO-Foolsgold Dissent-Squashing Brigades get their way, episodes like Forgerygate threaten to become a thing of the past, as ISPs will be required to shut down bloggers who get too uppity.  Can't have no squealin' whilst pickin' dat dere cotton, y'know.

For my part, let me make my position on this very  clear:

I will post whatever I damned well please.  I will post it whenever I damned well please, whereever I damned well please and in that fashion which I damned well please.  And I double-freakin'-dare  McRINO, Foolsgold, Bradley Smith or any  of his fellow goat-humping neo-fascist commissioners to come and do something about it.

Just so you know, FEC.

Don't like it?  Kiss my rosy red cracker ass.

UPDATE:  The Lone Star Times has offered, should this Putrid Crock O' Shit™ come to fruition, to cover any blogger who would ask by giving them press credentials.

Towards that end, they're going on the blogroll, right up there under the Dullest Moaning Snooze.

Guys, gimme press creds and you'll even top 'em, mheh. 

Update the 2nd:  And I really ought to give Geek With A .45 a shout out for alerting me to this little movement.  If there's one thing I love more than pissing off liberals, it's pissing off RINOs who are liberals in conservative clothing.

"Arrrrrrr", as Bluto might say... (grin)

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March 04, 2005

Kerry Blames Media:  What's Wrong With This Picture?

Desperate to blame anyone but the real culprit for his November defeat at the hands of President Bush...that is to say, himself...John-boy F'n Qetchup-ass this week took a swipe at...

...are you sitting down?

...the media

Still smarting from his election defeat last year, Sen. John Kerry blasted the mainstream media during a panel discussion at the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library earlier this week,

Thus giving new meaning to the phrase "biting the hand that feeds you".

saying they had contributed to an atmosphere of fear and lies.

Translation:  "...they didn't do a good enough  job of creating an atmosphere of fear and lies".

"There is something wrong with who is arbitrating the truth," he said, according to Boston's Daily Free Press. "When fear is dominating the discussion, we have a problem."

Well, that's funny, Botox Boy, because it seems that's all you did throughout the campaign - tried to spread fear about a second Bush term (and lying out your Fwench ass in doing so).

Kerry said news conglomerates - particularly of broadcast news - were a large part of the problem.

"Dammit, CBS, your incompetence during Forgerygate screwed up my campaign!!!  Waaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

"The corporatization of the media has taken away some of the muckraking," he complained.

Now I'm confused.  Are you saying, John-Boy, that you couldn't have won the election without  the muckraking?  But I thought you said that the media had "contributed to an atmosphere of fear and lies" - certainly an environment of muckraking, or so it would seem to me.

Would you please make up your mind, O Qetchup Qing?

Kerry also criticized President Bush, saying his tax cut program had created a "middle-class squeeze."

Yep.  Squeezing the life out of your chances to ever retake the majority. (snicker)

And thus continues the implosion of the Demoscummic Party.

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Martha's out:  Yippee, ha-ha, whee.

The SpatulaGoddess has opined on Martha Stewart's release from prison today, and how we're about to have all-Martha, all the time.

Just when you were starting to pull your hair out at the prospect of all-Michael, all the time. (grin)

When I first heard the news this morning, I was like, "Oh, really? (yawn)  That's nice."  Right before I turned over and went back to sleep.

Anyway, go read Beth's take on it all.  See if you're not nodding your head knowingly afterward...

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Blog-tweakagery

You may have noticed some small tweaks since I opened up shop here last week. (Well, besides  the ongoing troubles with the formatting. (grin))

Comments now appear in popup windows.  When I have an unusually long entry - as will happen, sometimes - and I have to use Movable Type's "extended entry" feature, you now can view the extended post on the same page instead of being taken to another page, just by clicking on the "that all ya got" link.

Kinda like the one you just clicked.  :-)

All in my never-ending quest to make my blog at least look  more like Misha's.

(No, Denizens - I'm not trying to be  like Misha - there can only be one Emperor, anyway, and I'm perfectly content being a King & Tyrant.  But there are features of his blog that I've always liked (some of which he didn't carry over when he upgraded (pout)), and I've always thought that I'd like my blog to do those things, too - but could never figure out how to do them in Bogsnot.

Now that I can,  yes - I have no problem incorporating those features into the Realm.  Besides, imitation is still  the sincerest form of flattery. (grin))

The other  thing you might have noticed is this:  I'm actually posting more  than I did as a Blogsplat site.  And on Saturday & Sunday, too - two days which I had nearly always taken off.

What that means for you, one of The Six Or Seven Who Still Read This Blog™, is this:  Don't stop at just the top post!  You're missing out on My Eternal Wisdom™!!! (cough) :-)

Seriously, though, I'm going to try and reverse my long-standing tradition of not giving you Denizens much reason to come by more often.

I'm going to be trying some other things to make your reading experience more pleasureable, and thus give you an incentive to visit more often.

After all, I can't keep going on the Rott and shaming y'all into coming over here, now can I? 

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March 03, 2005

Prayer request

As some of you may know, time seems to be growing short for Acidman's mom.

They could both use your prayers right about now.  They have mine.

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Some People Really Are That Damned Stupid™

(Hat tip to Mamamontezz.)

The Department of Give Me A Fucking Break makes sure we get our government RDA of unbelievable, head-stuck-squarely-up-the-ass stupidity with this column about a woman who, during a civil-rights temper tantrum march, Became Offended™ at something the police were doing while maintaining their presence there.

Eating bananas.

I'm going to say that again, just in case you didn't believe your eyes the first time.  This stupid bimbo took offense at two cops who were.  Eating.  Bananas.

Let's let the nice columnist, Tim Chitwood, relay the story.  (Who knows?  Hopefully he won't be too pissed at me because I'm giving him credit for writing about it.)

She [Gwen Stewart] saw two police officers eating bananas as she passed them on a bus going to the Columbus Civic Center, where people gathered for the Jan. 15 march.

Nice li'l snack - kinda like 'em myself from time to time, 'specially when they're just firm & ripe.

The police department that day had sent around a snack van [ED. Note:  Down here, we call it a "roach coach"]  to feed officers working security for the event.

So here comes this person Gwen Stewart on a bus.

(SIDE NOTE:  Another dumb-assed bitch named Stewart.  Why am I not surprised?)

Bus passes the officers, this bimbo gets a gander at what they're eating...and she gets her knickers in a wad over it.

Stewart says she and others found the bananas deeply offensive. She complained to the police and to the mayor, and the mayor sent her a Jan. 22 letter of apology, which she never got because the address was wrong.

Someone explain to me, please, just why in the name of Great Honkin' Cthulu™ City Hall even bothered  with this air-headed trollop?  This so  reminds me of those two bimbos who got their heads handed to them when they sued Southwest Airlines last year.

When I wrote a column about this Jan. 28, I relied on city officials' assessment that Stewart was offended because racists have compared black people to apes, at times, and in the context of a civil rights march, the bananas might be taken as a symbolic slur.

What would she have us do in America?  Ban those foods which personally offend her?  No more watermelon, no more bananas, no more fried chicken and collard greens?  Where in Maitreya's accursed name does it end???

But I've since talked to Stewart twice by phone, and she would not tell me why she was insulted, and apparently she never told the mayor, either. In his letter to Price, Poydasheff writes: "Incidentally, through all of my communication with Mrs. Stewart concerning this matter, she has never told me why she was offended by the officers' conduct."

Stewart tells me she shouldn't have to explain that. People should know why that's offensive, and if they don't, then they need to find out.

But they're not going to find out from her -- even though she's the one complaining about it.

Oh, and is she ever complaining about it.  Thanks to her own incompetence, the City Hall apology never got to her, so she took it one step further.

She wrote her Congresscritter about it.

U.S. Congressman Tom Price has sent Columbus Police Chief Ricky Boren a letter about the banana incident. Price, a Georgia Republican for the 6th District once represented by Newt Gingrich, writes that the woman so offended by officers' eating bananas has contacted his office. He would like Boren to address her complaint and send him copies of any correspondence.

Boren forwarded Price's Feb. 21 letter to Mayor Bob Poydasheff. Poydasheff wrote a response Tuesday. Copies of the mayor's letter to Price will be sent to U.S. Senators Saxby Chambliss and Johnny Isakson, and to Congressmen Sanford Bishop, Phil Gingrey and Lynn Westmoreland. And for all we know, one of them may write back and ask, "What the heck's going on here?"

So these public officials are writing letters about a complaint from someone who won't explain why she complained.

I would be very tempted to dismiss this crap as the rantings of an over-PMS'ed moonbat bitch on the order of the Yahoo group "momscomefirst" (or "momsslurpcome" or whatever they call themselves these days) and be done with it.  "If you don't know why I'm mad, I'm not going to tell you."

But this pissweasel-ette, in my opinion, goes beyond that:  She's flat-out retarded - socially, psychologically...maybe even mentally; I don't know.

I mean, she may very well be looking under every rock for instances of racism that simply - well, here anyway - do not exist.

Or she may be looking at this in a sexual context.  I'd like to show up on her front doorstep with a pitted half-peach - and when she answered the door, lick the inside of the peach and see if she went ballistic.

Wouldn't surprise me.  Some People Really Are That Damned Stupid™...

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A mother's gratitude

Eric over at Vince Aut Morire asked us to - and I quote - "steal this post".

Welllllllll...I don't know about stealing it - but I'm happy to link to it and strongly  recommend you go read about a mother's gratitude for the kindness shown to her soldier son, stationed in Iraq.

Go.  Shoo.  Relax - I'll be here when you get back.

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March 02, 2005

Anthony Kennedy:  Court Jester

Okay, picture this:  Your spouse is driving home late at night, and is stopped at a red light.

Without warning, a 16- or 17-year-old snot-nosed punk-ass high on crack or whatever rips open your spouse's door, shoots and kills him/her and takes your car.

You had best catch and kill that bastard before the cops get to him.  Otherwise, once the judicial system gets hold of him, he's going to be pampered for the rest of his life.

The not-so-Supreme Court just said so.

"The age of 18 is the point where society draws the line for many purposes between childhood and adulthood. It is, we conclude, the age at which the line for death eligibility ought to rest," Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote.

Right now, across the country, hordes of Crips, Bloods, Latin Kings and various other gangs are hoisting beers in honor of you, InJustice Kennedy.

And pray tell, you dumb son-of-a-bitch, just what portion of the Constitution compelled you to decide that you and four other bastards on that rotted-from-the-inside bench knew better about how to punish those who trespass against us than we do, eh?

"It is proper that we acknowledge the overwhelming weight of international opinion against the juvenile death penalty,

It is proper,  you imbecilic, shit-heeled, goat-felching buffoon, that we do nothing of the fucking sort!!!

We just got through electing a President, in part because he told us he would not seek the permission of *spit* Fwance *spit*, Germany or Russia when it came to defending America's borders.  So why the Hell™ your excuse-for-a-court - or any other  court, for that matter - give a fat rat's furry ass what  "international opinion" is?  Why the Hell™ do we need to get Fwance and Germany's permission to execute our criminals?  Can you answer me that,   Kennedy, you addle-brained asshat?

You can be damned sure of this,  you moronic boob:  They  don't give a flying frig in their  courts how we do things here.  Then again, did you ever stop to think that maybe - just maybe - that's why we're  the superpower and they  aren't?

You, Kennedy, are no better than Pennsylvania's sick, spineless excuse-for-a-senator, Arlen Specter, who voted to acquit a known perjurer, Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister, based not on anything in the United States Constitution, but on fucking Scottish law!!!!!

resting in large part on the understanding that the instability and emotional imbalance of young people may often be a factor in the crime," he wrote.

What a crock of putrid shit.  Based on that  twisted logic, Kennedy, you stupid fuck, we shouldn't even convict the punk-asses at all!!!   How dare  we subject the po' widdle t'ings to such ignominy as having to be arrested, handcuffed, fingerprinted, tossed into a holding cell (with a pervert named "Butch" who has a sick, demented look on his face, no less), stuffed into an orange jumpsuit and dragged through the embarrassment of a trial?  I mean, the po' widdle baby doesn't know what he's doing - he's not culpable!!!

And you, Kennedy, went to law school and paid them thousands of dollars  to have them shove this bullshit into your pinhead-sized brain?

Why don't we just take a quick look at just whom you've let off the hook, Kennedy, you fucking moron? (The source for this you can find here; the following paragraph, according to the link is from State v. Simmons, 944 S.W.2d pp165-171 (Miss., 1997).)

In early September, 1993, Christopher Simmons, then age seventeen, discussed with his friends Charles Benjamin (age fifteen) and John Tessmer (age sixteen) the possibility of murdering someone. On several occasions, Simmons described the exact manner in which he planned to commit a murder: he would find someone to burglarize, tie the victim up, and ultimately push them off a bridge. Simmons assured his friends that their status as juveniles would allow them to "get away with it [a murder]."

Shirley Crook was a young woman who was taken from her family in the prime of her life. She leaves behind her husband Steven Crook, who had been away on an overnight trip on the morning in question. She is also survived by her daughter Kimberly Hawkins and her sister Purdy Mitchell.

On September 8, 1993, at approximately 2:00 am, Simmons, Benjamin and Tessmer met at the home of Brian Moomey, himself a convicted felon. This meeting was for the distinct purpose of carrying out Simmon's train trestle murder. Leaving Tessmer behind, Simmons and his accomplice Benjamin left Moomey's house and went to the Crook's Jefferson County residence to commit a robbery and murder.

The two men arrived at the wee hours of the morning. In order to break into the house, Simmons and his accomplice preceded the rear of the house. Simmons reached into a cracked window, unlocked the back door, and entered the home. Mrs. Crook was home alone at the time and was clothed only in her bathrobe. She was awakened by the intruders who had turned on a hallway light. Simmons entered Mrs. Crook's bedroom, and upon seeing her, recognized her as someone with whom he had previously had an automobile accident.

Simmons then ordered Mrs. Crook out of her bed and forced her to the floor. While Benjamin stood guard, Simmons bound her hands behind her back with a roll of duct tape he had found after rummaging through the house. The two men next taped the victim's eyes and mouth shut. Simmons and Benjamin then took the bound Mrs. Cook and threw her into the back of her own minivan, which was parked in her garage. The two men took off in the stolen minivan and drove from the Crook residence to Castlewood State Park in St. Louis County.

Upon arriving at the park, Simmons parked the van near a railroad trestle that spanned the Meramec River. Upon unloading the victim from the back of her minivan, Simmons discovered that the victim had been able to free her hands and had removed some of the duct tape from her face. The two men bound Mrs. Crook again by restraining her hands and feet with a number of her personal effects, to wit: a strap from her purse, the belt from her bathrobe, a towel from the van, and some electrical wire found on the trestle. Mrs. Crook's head was smothered with her towel.

Simmons then pulled Mrs. Cook out onto the railroad trestle overhanging the river. There, Simmons tied additional restraints victim's hands and feet with the electrical wire, in a process described by the Missouri Supreme Court in 1997 as "hog-tie fashion." Simmons completely covered her face with duct tape. Simmons himself pushed Mrs. Crook over the edge of the trestle into the river hundreds of feet below. Mrs. Crook was alive and conscious when she was pushed over the trestle.

Later that day, Simmons returned to Moomey's residence and bragged that he had killed a woman "because the bitch seen my face."

And you just gave him a pass, Anthony Kennedy.  This fucking waste-of-oxygen bragged that he could get away with it, and damned if you didn't prove him fucking spot-on.

You son-of-a-syphilitic-crack-whore-bitch.

So Denizens - the Court Jester's message is clear:  If a snot-nosed, punk-assed bastard offs any of your friends or family, your best bet to see justice done is to do it yourself.

Before the InJustice System gets to him and starts coddling him.

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March 01, 2005

Hypocrisy, thy name is gun-grabber

The Department of "Hypocrisy Much?" checks in today with the story of a Springfield bimbo who got busted on drug and gun charges.

Oh - did we mention she founded that town's chapter of the Thousand Trollop Tantrum Million Mom March?

A Springfield woman who began lobbying against gun violence after her son was shot to death in 2002 was arrested last week when police allegedly found an illegal gun and drugs in her home.

Annette "Flirty" Stevens, however, said Monday she's innocent, and the arrest is an attempt by police to get her to give up information about unsolved crime in the city.

Mheh.  Well, that's  a new defense.  "Your Honor, I'm being tried for knowing too much!!!"

The handgun, which had a scratched-off serial number, and drugs allegedly were discovered Friday morning inside Stevens' home in the 2500 block of South 15th Street. Authorities said they obtained a search warrant for the residence as part of an ongoing investigation of a recent series of drive-by shootings. No one has been hurt in the gunplay.

That would be (pardon the pun) dead giveaway number one.  When did you ever hear of one of these slutinskis be able to hit a target with such a reviled  weapon, eh? 

Although police declined to get into specifics, Stevens has a "close connection" with one of two feuding groups involved in the shootings, Lt. Rickey Davis said Monday.

Stevens, 47, who is free on bond, admitted she does know some of the people allegedly involved in the drive-by shootings. But she said she only knows them because her interest in stopping gun violence - sparked by the shooting death of her son Jericko Clark, 20, on July 13, 2002 - has her in the neighborhoods talking to the youths.

To me, that's dead giveaway number two.  If I'm the parent of a murder victim, I'm not chatting up these snot-nosed punk-asses.  I'm hunting them down.  I think she does  know something, and she's not telling what it is.

One wonders if the drugs were a payoff for that silence.

She said the police wrongly believe she is the ringleader of the shootings, and they think she has information to solve those cases, as well as others, including the December murder of Andre Ayers, 22, who was shot as a procession of cars wound through the city's east side.

"This is a blatant attempt to try and undermine me," she said Monday night. "... They can't solve these crimes, and I'm familiar with these individuals, so they're going after me because I socialize with all of them."

How's that axiom go?  Something about the company you keep?

A shame hypocrisy's not a crime in Springfield.  We could lock this bitch up and throw away the key...

UPDATE:  Hat tip to LC Staci.

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Tyrant beatage-about-the-head-&-shoulders-ery

Memo to self:  HTML pages must  be built using Windows standard color schemes.  Invest in old-fogey wraparound sunglasses soonest...(sigh)

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