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<title>Memo to Pay-Rod</title>
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<modified>2008-07-07T15:32:41Z</modified>
<issued>2008-07-07T15:30:20Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1125</id>
<created>2008-07-07T15:30:20Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">All I have to say is that for what this is gonna cost you, I hope that Louise at least put out for you a little bit....</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
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<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
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<dc:subject>Asshattery in Athletica</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>All I have to say is that for what <a href="http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/8319100/A-Rod's-wife-files-for-divorce-in-Miami?MSNHPHMA" target="_blank">this</a> is gonna cost you, I hope that Louise at least put out for you a little bit.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Wedding bells &amp; Gratuitous Gun Pr0n&amp;#153!!!!!</title>
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<modified>2008-07-06T02:28:41Z</modified>
<issued>2008-07-06T02:25:19Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1124</id>
<created>2008-07-06T02:25:19Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">As some of you probably know, the Sibling Unit&amp;#153 put on the Dreaded &amp; Feared Ball &amp; Chain&amp;#153 today, which is where I&apos;ve been all day instead of gracing you...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
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<dc:subject>Gratuitous Gun Pr0n™</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>As some of you probably know, the Sibling Unit&#153 put on the Dreaded & Feared Ball & Chain&#153 today, which is where I've been all day instead of gracing you guys with My Eternal Wisdom&#153. <img src="/faces/snicker.gif"></p>

<p>But I <i>did</i>, some time back, promise you Gratuitous Gun Pr0n!!!!!!!!1!!ONE~1&#153 - and I like to keep my promises.</p>

<p>So, without further adieu...</p>

<p><br />
<img src="http://web2.airmail.net/~scbbs/bersa_thunder.jpg" width="400" height="300"></p>

<p><br />
This is a Bersa Thunder 380cc - a .380 semi-auto handgun (duh!) that produced <i>very</i>&#160 nice groupings on the first time out.&#160  It is now the carry piece of choice - which was the intent all along (in fact, it hid very nicely in an internal holster during the Sibling Unit&#153's Last Meal&#153 as a single guy last evening).&#160  It handles well, fits superbly in the hand - and, as mentioned earlier, has superior groupings.&#160  (The "cc" stands, obviously, for "<b>c</b>oncealed <b>c</b>arry" - but I figure you guys already  knew <i>that</i>.&#160  <img src="/faces/grin.gif">  )</p>

<p>This would be a fine piece with which to qualify for a CHL - and, when mine's up for renewal in a couple years, that's just what I'm gonna do.&#160  <img src="/faces/smile.gif"></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Happy 232nd Birthday, America!!!</title>
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<modified>2008-07-04T14:00:00Z</modified>
<issued>2008-07-04T13:56:34Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1123</id>
<created>2008-07-04T13:56:34Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">&quot;When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
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<dc:subject>Kingly &amp; Tyrant-ly thoughts</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>"When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.</p>

<p>We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. —Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain [George III] is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.</p>]]>
<![CDATA[<p>He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.</p>

<p>He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.</p>

<p>He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.</p>

<p>He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.</p>

<p>He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.</p>

<p>He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.</p>

<p>He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.</p>

<p>He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.</p>

<p>He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.</p>

<p>He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.</p>

<p>He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the consent of our legislatures.</p>

<p>He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.</p>

<p>He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:</p>

<p>For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:</p>

<p>For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:</p>

<p>For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:</p>

<p>For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:</p>

<p>For depriving us, in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:</p>

<p>For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:</p>

<p>For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:</p>

<p>For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:</p>

<p>For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.</p>

<p>He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.</p>

<p>He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.</p>

<p>He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty and perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.</p>

<p>He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.</p>

<p>He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.</p>

<p>In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.</p>

<p>Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.</p>

<p>We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by the Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor."</p>

<p>				---July 2nd, 1776<br />
				<br />
Remember <i>why</i>, Denizens.&#160  It may soon be that time again.<br />
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<entry>
<title>BREAKING:&amp;#160  Larry &quot;Bozo&quot; Harmon:&amp;#160  1925 - 2008</title>
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<modified>2008-07-04T03:12:15Z</modified>
<issued>2008-07-04T03:11:20Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1122</id>
<created>2008-07-04T03:11:20Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Oh, dammit. We lost an icon today, Denizens.&amp;#160 Larry Harmon, whom I know for a fact you all know better as Bozo the Clown, has passed away of congestive heart...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
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<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
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<dc:subject>In Memoriam...</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Oh, dammit.</p>

<p>We lost an icon today, Denizens.&#160  Larry Harmon, whom I know for a fact you all know better as Bozo the Clown, <a href="http://news.aol.com/entertainment/television/tv-news-story/_a/man-who-played-bozo-the-clown-dies/20080703181309990001?icid=200100397x1205134963x1200231116" target="_blank">has passed away</a> of congestive heart failure.&#160  He was 83.</p>

<p>He wasn't the original Bozo, and certainly there have been others who donned the orange-frizzed wig, huge cherry-red nose, the red, white and powder-blue outfit and the size 83AAA (his words) - but no one played the character better.</p>

<blockquote><i>"I felt if I could plant my size 83AAA shoes on this planet, (people) would never be able to forget those footprints," he said.</i></blockquote>

<p>The Realm's prayers are with the Harmon family tonight.&#160  We loved Larry, and he will be sorely missed.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Say what?</title>
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<modified>2008-07-02T05:13:26Z</modified>
<issued>2008-07-02T04:16:05Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1121</id>
<created>2008-07-02T04:16:05Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Item:&amp;#160 Jessica Simpson was spotted wearing a t-shirt that said, and I quote, &quot;Real Girls Eat Meat&quot;. Item:&amp;#160 It pissed PETA off.&amp;#160 Good.&amp;#160 Item:&amp;#160 Pamela Anderson Lee-Rock-Lee-whomever she humps next...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
<url>http://www.spatulacitybbs.net</url>
<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
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<dc:subject>ROFLMAO!!!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Item:&#160  Jessica Simpson was spotted wearing a t-shirt that said, and I quote, "Real Girls Eat Meat".</p>

<p>Item:&#160  It pissed PETA off.&#160  Good.&#160  <img src="/faces/smile.gif"></p>

<p>Item:&#160  Pamela Anderson Lee-Rock-Lee-whomever she humps next <a href="http://www.guidelive.com/sharedcontent/dws/ent/stories/DN-peolede_0701gl.ART.State.Edition1.4d983db.html" target="_blank">tries a rip job</a> on Jessica.&#160  Rumor has it that the "choice" name she called Jessica was "whore".</p>

<p>Yeah.&#160  You read right.&#160  Jessica Simpson got called a "whore" by <i>Pamela Anderson Lee-Rock-Lee-whomever's-next</i>.</p>

<p>Must...fight...urge...to...aw, hell with it.</p>

<p><img src="/faces/rofl.gif">&#160 <img src="/faces/rofl.gif">&#160 <img src="/faces/rofl.gif">&#160 <img src="/faces/rofl.gif">&#160 <img src="/faces/rofl.gif">&#160 <img src="/faces/rofl.gif"></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Justice 2, Goblins 0  (UPDATED)</title>
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<modified>2008-07-01T17:25:21Z</modified>
<issued>2008-07-01T04:36:15Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1120</id>
<created>2008-07-01T04:36:15Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">And now some good&amp;#160 news for a change: A suburban Houston homeowner was cleared by a grand jury Monday for fatally shooting two men he suspected of burglarizing his neighbor&apos;s...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
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<dc:subject>Good stuff</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>And now <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/070108dntexburglars.3b1ec6c.html" target="_blank">some <i>good</i>&#160 news</a> for a change:</p>

<blockquote><i>A suburban Houston homeowner was cleared by a grand jury Monday for fatally shooting two men he suspected of burglarizing his neighbor's home.

<p> Joe Horn, 62, shot the men in November after he saw them crawling out the windows of a neighbor's house in the Houston suburb of Pasadena, carrying bags of the neighbor's possessions.</i></blockquote></p>

<p>Why yes, we <i>are</i>&#160 our neighbor's keeper here in Texas.&#160  Why do you ask?&#160 <img src="/faces/snicker.gif"></p>

<blockquote><i> Mr. Horn, a retired grandfather, called 911 and told the dispatcher he had a shotgun and was going to kill them. The dispatcher pleaded with him not to go outside,</i></blockquote>

<p>Because as we all know - when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.</p>

<blockquote><i>but Mr. Horn confronted the men with a 12-gauge shotgun and shot both in the back.</i></blockquote>

<p>Points taken off for style, to be sure, but the two dead goblins mitigate that quite substantially, I would say.</p>

<blockquote><i>"The message we're trying to send today is the criminal-justice system works," Harris County District Attorney Kenneth Magidson said.</i></blockquote>

<p>Actually, it sounds more like you're sending the message that fuckheaded goblin perps aren't going to get an even break in Harris County.</p>

<p>Which is just fine with us, we're pleased to announce.&#160  Just fine with us.&#160  <img src="/faces/party.gif"></p>

<blockquote><i> The two suspected burglars, Hernando Riascos Torres, 38, and Diego Ortiz, 30, were unemployed illegal immigrants from Colombia. Mr. Torres was deported to Colombia in 1999 after a 1994 cocaine-related conviction.</i></blockquote>

<p><b>LSIK&T</b>:&#160  Kor, any response from the meter?</p>

<p><b>KORRIOTH</b>:&#160  No, m'Lord - it must be broken.&#160  Here, have a look:</p>

<p><br />
<img src="http://web2.airmail.net/~scbbs/gafom.gif"></p>

<p><br />
<b>LSIK&T</b>:&#160  No, Captain, I believe this fine piece of equipment is in perfect working order.&#160  <img src="/faces/snicker.gif"></p>

<p><br />
<b>UPDATE:</b>&#160  As usual, Misha - having far more time, on balance, than your humble correspondent to <a href="http://www.nicedoggie.net/2008/?p=1039" target="_blank">layeth the smacketh down</a> on GFWs like <b>A</b>ll <b>B</b>arack <b>C</b>rap (all the time) News - has once again cranketh'd out a gem, and you are advised to go read it at your earliest convenience.<br />
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<entry>
<title>Celebrate the Fourth - buy a gun!</title>
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<modified>2008-06-29T21:50:28Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-29T21:49:44Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1119</id>
<created>2008-06-29T21:49:44Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Denizens, your homework assignment for the rest of the weekend is to go read this Joseph Farah column. Then go out and do it. I already have.&amp;#160...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
<url>http://www.spatulacitybbs.net</url>
<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Damn fine stuff</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Denizens, your homework assignment for the rest of the weekend is to go read <a href="http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=68151" target="_blank">this Joseph Farah column</a>.</p>

<p>Then go out and do it.</p>

<p>I already have.&#160  <img src="/faces/devil.gif"></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>What does Dallas have to do to win an effin&apos; playoff game???</title>
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<modified>2008-06-28T15:55:30Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-28T16:00:51Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1118</id>
<created>2008-06-28T16:00:51Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">So Dallas&apos; growing reputation as Loserville (a little Randy Galloway lingo, there) - the Stars notwithstanding, of course - gained more momentum Friday night when Jerry Jones&apos; Arena League entry,...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
<url>http://www.spatulacitybbs.net</url>
<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Football, You Bet!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>So Dallas' growing reputation as Loserville (a little Randy Galloway lingo, there) - the Stars notwithstanding, of course - gained more momentum Friday night when Jerry Jones' Arena League entry, the Desperados, <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/spt/stories/062808dnspodespolede.3d4ad37.html" target="_blank">pulled another El Foldo&#153 act</a> in a first-round playoff game - this time against New York's <i>other</i>&#160 douchebag football team, the Dragons.</p>

<p>Yeah, the <i>Dragons</i>.&#160  Gayest team name in the effin' league.&#160  <i>And</i>&#160 they were a fucking .500 regular-season team, to boot (8-8).</p>

<p>(That's their <i>third straight</i>&#160 first-round playoff buh-bye, in case anyone's counting.)</p>

<p>Now, I'm not sure how much attention Jerry is paying to the Desperados right at the moment.&#160  I do know that if <i>I</i>&#160 owned them, coach Will McClay would have been fired about 30 minutes after that sickening performance.&#160  This is about as bad as the Cowboys losing to that piece-of-shit Eli Manning.&#160  Hell - it's as bad as <i>anyone</i>&#160 losing to that pansy-ass.&#160  Jerry, have you forgotten how to hire a coach who can win a freakin' <i>playoff game?????</i></p>

<p>Damn.&#160  Just, damn.&#160  <img src="/faces/pissed.gif"></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Programming note</title>
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<modified>2008-06-28T03:02:26Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-28T03:01:46Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1117</id>
<created>2008-06-28T03:01:46Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Denizens, for the time being I&apos;ve had to dump all addresses from the Gmail domain.&amp;#160 Effin&apos; spammers... Ergo, if you&apos;re commenting, do a different addy. ThatIsAll&amp;#153.&amp;#160 Thanks....</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
<url>http://www.spatulacitybbs.net</url>
<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
</author>
<dc:subject>Blog housekeeping-ery</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Denizens, for the time being I've had to dump all addresses from the Gmail domain.&#160  Effin' spammers...</p>

<p>Ergo, if you're commenting, do a different addy.</p>

<p>ThatIsAll&#153.&#160  Thanks.<br />
</p>]]>

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</entry>
<entry>
<title>Civil War II averted - for now</title>
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<modified>2008-06-28T03:35:57Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-27T12:12:20Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1116</id>
<created>2008-06-27T12:12:20Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Those of you who&apos;ve been under rocks recently and missed the Heller&amp;#160 decision - score one for our side:&amp;#160 The Soprano Court struck down the DC gun ban. Misha pretty...</summary>
<author>
<name>sgc284</name>
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<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
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<dc:subject>Court Jesters</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Those of you who've been under rocks recently and missed the <i>Heller</i>&#160 decision - score one for our side:&#160  The Soprano Court struck down the DC gun ban.</p>

<p>Misha <a href="http://www.nicedoggie.net/2008/?p=1019" target="_blank">pretty much said it here</a>.&#160  I'll have more to say tonight.</p>

<p><br />
<b>UPDATE:</b>&#160  As I said this morning, Misha pretty much hit the nail on the head.</p>

<p>I'm convinced that, had the tin-horned, tyrannical blackrobe Toni Kennedy voted with the liberal bloc on the Soprano Court (as he usually does), cities far & wide would have begun drafting all manner of gun bans - handheld, rifles, shotguns and the so-called "assault" weapons.&#160  This, in turn, would very likely have triggered those of us who own guns and think with our noggins instead of our asses, to take said guns and take to the streets.&#160  The Second US Civil War would have ensued shortly thereafter.</p>

<p>You may think I'm embellishing things a tad.&#160  I'd hope that it wouldn't come to that - but if the rest of America's gun-owners are anything like me (and I think this likely), we're not giving up our guns, regardless of what <i>any</i>&#160 court says.&#160  In such a scenario, we'd likely die - but we'd have an honor guard, as Misha likes to say.</p>

<p>So the Soprano Court dodged a bullet (pun intended).&#160  But only for now, and their decision is not a perfect one.&#160  Moreover, if Hopey "Flopears" McChangetude prevails in November (not out of the question, given how McZhamnesty has a predilection for shooting himself in the foot), this issue will return with a vengeance.&#160  And the scenario we just avoided might be inevitable next time.</p>

<p>And if it <i>should</i>&#160 come to that - I'll tell you this right now, you leftist fucktards...you don't stand a chance.&#160  And after we're done with you, you're gonna <i>wish</i>&#160 you still had a Constitution on which to fall back.&#160  We'll win that particular struggle, and it'll get ugly for you bastards from there.</p>

<p>Don't say you wern't warned.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Five g-d&apos;d black-robed bastards in NAMBLA&apos;s back pocket</title>
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<modified>2008-06-26T06:29:10Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-26T05:59:52Z</issued>
<id>tag:www.spatulacitybbs.net,2008://1.1115</id>
<created>2008-06-26T05:59:52Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">Denizens, the Red Curtain o&apos; Blood&amp;#153 oozes particularly thick this evening.&amp;#160 And the culprits are the usual suspects - IOW, the Supreme Imperial Soprano Court.&amp;#160 Specifically, the five liberal thugs...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
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<dc:subject>Court Jesters</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>Denizens, the <a href="http://web2.airmail.net/~scbbs/terms/rcob.htm" onclick="GetDefinition(this.href); return false">Red Curtain o' Blood&#153</a> oozes particularly thick this evening.&#160  And the culprits are the usual suspects - IOW, the <s>Supreme</s> Imperial Soprano Court.&#160  Specifically, the five liberal thugs who constitute the majority, led by the assclown who should be suing his law school for not giving him even a halfway-decent education in law, (*hackspit*) Anthony Kennedy (*hackspit*).</p>

<p>I mean, it's not bad enough that the son-of-a-bitch let a 17-year-old murderer damn near <a href="http://spatulacitybbs.net/archives/2005/03/anthony_kennedy.html" target="_blank">get off scot-free</a> because Kennedy thinks international law is more important than our Constitution.&#160  It wasn't bad enough that this bastard then allowed Terri Schiavo to die a horrible, long and painful death.</p>

<p>Oh, no.&#160  Oh, <i>hell no.</i></p>

<p><i>Now</i>&#160 this fucking waste-of-oxygen and his four shit-for-brains tyrannical cohorts have come down <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/062608dnmetchildraperuling.39cf7d85.html" target="_blank">on the side of child rapists</a>.&#160  To hell with the will of the people of Louisiana, Texas and whatever other states had similar provisions - no, once again these five Jizz-gobbling Jurist Jackals&#153 have decided that they know better than the millions of people who voted, through their representatives, for these provisions to be enacted.</p>

<p>NAMBLA would be proud of these five sacks of putrid bullshit.&#160  I can almost hear their parties in honor of these assholes even now.</p>

<p>At this point, my question is not why these five motherfuckers are still on the <s>Supreme</s> Soprano Court.</p>

<p>It's not why they remain on any court at all.</p>

<p>It's not why they remain firmly ensconced & employed by the United States government.</p>

<p>It's not why they remain in the practice of law.</p>

<p>At this point - it's why they remain.&#160  Period.</p>

<p>Why the Hell&#153 do these five gutless bastards continue to waste our oxygen tonight?</p>

<p>Where are the good people with brass ones who will stand up to these smarmy little black-robed pissants and say <i>"ENOUGH!!!!!"</i> ???</p>

<p>Ropes, trees, flamethrowers, whips, spiked balls, blackjacks, AK-47s, bayonets...you know the drill.</p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Obambi v. Dobson:&amp;#160  Pot &amp; Kettle, Episode 23,067</title>
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<modified>2008-06-25T04:29:40Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-25T04:20:17Z</issued>
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<created>2008-06-25T04:20:17Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">So basically, you&apos;ve got the Manchuriam Muslim&amp;#153, B. HUSSEIN!!!&amp;#160 Obambi calling James Dobson a liar. Memo to Flopears The Magic Jackass:&amp;#160 Dr.&amp;#160 Dobson (and where&apos;s your&amp;#160 doctorate, Obambi, you dumbass?)...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
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<dc:subject>Campaign crapola</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>So basically, you've got the Manchuriam Muslim&#153, B. <i><b><u>HUSSEIN!!!</u></b></i>&#160 Obambi <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080625/ap_on_el_pr/dobson_obama" target="_blank">calling James Dobson a liar</a>.</p>

<p>Memo to Flopears The Magic Jackass:&#160  <i>Dr.</i>&#160 Dobson (and where's <i>your</i>&#160 doctorate, Obambi, you dumbass?) could tell me the sky was purple polka-dot and I'd take his word for it - whereupon if <i>you</i>&#160 were to tell me it was blue, I'd go outside to double check.</p>

<p>For you, a <a href="http://www.freedomsenemies.com/_Obama/ObamaLies.htm" target="_blank">documented effin' liar</a>, to accuse a well-respected Christian leader of "making stuff up" shows us the height of your arrogance.&#160  Not to mention the fact that you're full of bullshit to begin with, Barry.</p>

<blockquote><i>The Rev. Kirbyjon Caldwell, a Methodist pastor from Texas and longtime supporter of President Bush who has endorsed Obama,</i></blockquote>

<p>Which should tell you all you need to know about most Methodists - that they have their heads up their asses.</p>

<blockquote><i>said Tuesday he belongs to a group of religious leaders who, working independently of Obama's campaign, launched a Web site to counter Dobson at www.jamesdobsondoesntspeakforme.com. The site highlights statements from Obama and Dobson and asks visitors to compare them.</i></blockquote>

<p>And I went over there and let them know, in no uncertain terms, just what I thoguht of them.&#160  And I encourage you to do the same.</p>

<p>Fucking asshats, the whole lot of 'em.&#160  <img src="/faces/pissed.gif"></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>BREAKING:&amp;#160  George Carlin:&amp;#160  1937 - 2008</title>
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<modified>2008-06-24T01:00:29Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-23T06:10:41Z</issued>
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<created>2008-06-23T06:10:41Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">George Carlin, Mr. &quot;Seven Dirty Words&quot; himself, has kicked the bucket in L.A. this evening.&amp;#160 He was 71. Carlin never did have much good to say about those of us...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
<url>http://www.spatulacitybbs.net</url>
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<dc:subject>In Memoriam...</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>George Carlin, Mr. "Seven Dirty Words" himself, has <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080623/ts_nm/carlin_dc" target="_blank">kicked the bucket</a> in L.A. this evening.&#160  He was 71.</p>

<p>Carlin never did have much good to say about those of us who call on the name of Christ.&#160  Something tells me he's being reminded of that RightAboutNow&#153.</p>

<p><br />
<b>UPDATE:</b>&#160  Now, there <i>was</i>&#160 one thing that Carlin did that I absolutely went nuts about - and those of you who either know me well or have followed this blog any number of years during fall & winter pretty much know what it's gonna be.</p>

<p>Nevertheless, here's my favorite Carlin routine, for your viewing pleasure:</p>

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<entry>
<title>Y&apos;knew this was gonna happen eventually...</title>
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<modified>2008-06-23T06:13:28Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-21T23:29:44Z</issued>
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<created>2008-06-21T23:29:44Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">The Texass stRangers once had on their roster a relief pitcher by the name of Greg Harris. Harris wasn&apos;t a bad pitcher, per se - in fact, for a couple...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
<url>http://www.spatulacitybbs.net</url>
<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
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<dc:subject>Other sports (yes, they do exist)</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>The Texas<s>s</s> <s>st</s>Rangers once had on their roster a relief pitcher by the name of Greg Harris.</p>

<p>Harris wasn't a bad pitcher, per se - in fact, for a couple of years, he served as their closer - but what set him apart was this little known fact:&#160  He could pitch with either hand.&#160  There were even rumors that he was working on a special glove to do just that.</p>

<p>Ever since then, I'd always wondered what would happen if he were to try that, and a switch hitter - say, Pete Rose, for example - were to come up to bat with the idea to switch to either side of the plate in an effort to counter the switch-pitcher.</p>

<p>Well, <a href="http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=67641" target="_blank">now we have our answer</a>.</p>

<blockquote><i>In his professional debut, Pat Venditte of the Staten Island Yankees – a natural right-hander whose father taught him to pitch with either arm – played cat-and-mouse in the ninth inning with the Brooklyn Cyclones' Ralph Henriquez as each player tried to gain an advantage, holding up the game for seven minutes.</i></blockquote>

<p>Check out the video:</p>

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<p><br />
Given that there was a runner on first, I might have wanted my pitcher to stay with the left hand, for the better pickoff attempt.&#160  That's just me, though.&#160  <img src="/faces/snicker.gif"></p>]]>

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<entry>
<title>Frog gets hitched</title>
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<modified>2008-06-21T18:13:29Z</modified>
<issued>2008-06-21T18:13:07Z</issued>
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<created>2008-06-21T18:13:07Z</created>
<summary type="text/plain">If it happens in TCU f&apos;ball, I like to think&amp;#160 I&apos;m on top of it.&amp;#160 (Doesn&apos;t always happen that way, but oh well.&amp;#160 &amp;#160 ) So it is with great...</summary>
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<name>sgc284</name>
<url>http://www.spatulacitybbs.net</url>
<email>lordspatula@spatulacitybbs.net</email>
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<dc:subject>Football, You Bet!</dc:subject>
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<![CDATA[<p>If it happens in TCU f'ball, I like to <i>think</i>&#160 I'm on top of it.&#160  (Doesn't always happen that way, but oh well.&#160  <img src="/faces/grin.gif">&#160  )</p>

<p>So it is with great joy that the Realm&#153 announces the <a href="http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/062108dnmetjakes.20f17726.html" target="_blank">marriage</a> of Frog linebacker Robert Henson to Sarah Jakes - yes, the daughter of T.D. Jakes of the Potter's House.</p>

<p>Best of luck to you guys, Robert & Sarah!<br />
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