The Spatula City BBS! Disclaimer

Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.  For external use only.  Close cover before striking.  All models are 18 years of age or over.  Not the Beatles.  Price is MSRP plus tax, title, licensing and transportations charges.  Do not operate heavy equipment while under the influence of this product.  No trademarks or copyrights were harmed during the production of this web site - much unlike my social life.  Take with food.  We have provided the forms & instructions which appear to be right for you.  Please do not insert into any orifice.  May lose money; please read prospectus carefully before investing.  This picture has been formatted to fill your screen.  It has been edited to run in the time allowed.  Some settling of contents may have occurred during shipment.  Please do not try this at home.  Actual rebate assigned to dealer.  May contain various nitrates and nitrites which have been added as preservatives.  This site has every intention of degrading, demoralizing and discrediting the shows featured here, its artists, and even the networks where they are shown - especially if the aforementioned shows, artists and networks are a bunch of crap. The contents in this site are based solely on pure opinion gathered from like-minded individuals who share similar views and tastes. Your mileage may vary. Any resemblance to any actual person or persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Please wash hands before returning to work. Swelling, dizziness or nausea may occur.  Provision of information by the Company and its subsidiaries pursuant to the Public Disclosure Program does not constitute a waiver of any of the Company's rights, privileges, or immunities with respect to the furnishing of disciplinary or registration information.  May cause drowsiness.  Portions of the show which did not have an immediate impact on the outcome of the game have been edited.  May contain sand.  It is a violation of Federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.  Please do not mail cash.

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