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Stephanie Dawn Stewart Crager – front & center.

(No, Your Cantankerous Doublewideness – this post is not&#160 about you.&#160 Contrary to your hyperinflated opinion about yourself, you’re just not that important anymore.)

Congratulations, Steffi.&#160 You are, officially, no longer the Most Hated Redhead On The Planet&#153.

That title hereby passes to this lard-assed Cupid Stunt&#153:

Want you guys to meet Linda Kellen Biegel, aka “Celtic Diva”, aka “Celtic Tub O’ Lard”.&#160 (Come to think of it, Cianderella Tierney might wanna get it on with this beeyotch.)&#160 She posted this pic on her half-assed excuse-for-a-blog a couple weeks back while I was away:

(For the Uninitiated&#153, this is a photoshopped pic of Sarah holding her Down’s Syndrome son, Trig, with the picture of an Alaska radio talkshow host pasted in.&#160 The pic is supposed&#160 to symbolize how joined-at-the-hip Sarah and the radio host are, but is really just a cheap shot at Sarah and her little boy.)

Now, as I’m sure you guys know by now, Our Beloved Sarah&#153 resigned as governor of Alaska yesterday.&#160 And I have not the slightest doubt that the constant cheap-shot attacks on her & her family are part of the reason she did so.

So, okay, libtards.&#160 This is what you want?&#160 Despite the bleatings of your MESSIAH&#153, B. HUSSEIN OBAMBI,&#160 to the contrary, a politician’s family is not&#160 off limits?

Fine.

Let’s start with the MESSIAH&#153’S&#160 very own family, shall we?&#160 Let’s see how you pussies like our portrayal of Dumb & Dumberer, the Obambi twins:

Suck on that,&#160 assholes.

Venomous hath spoken.&#160 I’m fuckin’ back.

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4 responses to “Okay, let’s see how they&#160 like it”

1. David Hartung says:

   July 4, 2009 at 6:54 pm

   One rule of thumb, Conservatives *always* outclass liberals. To lower yourself to their level accomplishes nothing but to make you look bad.

   Sorry old friend, but on this one, you have crossed the line. Those two young ladies can’t help who their folks are, any more than can Trig.

   Now, if you were to do a little photo shopping to illustrate the similarity between Obama, GWB and Bill Clinton, that would be awesome!

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2. David Hartung says:

   July 4, 2009 at 6:55 pm

   By the way, Welcome back!

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3. Darth Venomous says:

   July 4, 2009 at 10:32 pm

   Sorry old friend, but on this one, you have crossed the line. Those two young ladies can’t help who their folks are, any more than can Trig.

   David, this is not about Trig.&#160 Nor is it really about the Ice Cream Princesses&#153.&#160 This is about giving libtards a taste of their own fucking medicine.

   I know&#160 we’re better than they are, sir – just as I know that we’re better than the jihadists.&#160 We don’t need to prove anything to anyone.&#160 We proved it long ago, in both cases – if the average person hasn’t been paying attention, that’s that person’s problem, not mine or ours.

   In my opinion, we – and by “we”, I mean the GOP – are where we are because ever since 1994, we’ve become the Casper Milquetoasts of politics.&#160 We’ve turned the other cheek so many times that our collective ass is bruised, bloodied and ripped to the bone.&#160 Yet, we continue to hold to this principle that if we’ll just be (to use a Bush 41 aphorism) “kinder” and “gentler”, that we’ll somehow win the hearts & minds of those whom we need to persuade in order to win.

   I call bullshit.&#160 What we need is to return to the take-no-prisoners days of the late, great Lee Atwater (may he rest in peace) and commence to once again do some serious ball-bustin’.

   Football teams who hang back, play an “excuse-me” style of ball and let the game come to them…lose.

   Case in point:&#160 The Cowboys have Mr. Stay-Puft as their head coach, and they play as soft as his coaching philosophy.&#160 On the other hand, when Jimmy Johnson was here, you could see the balls-to-the-wall attitude of the Cowboy defense.&#160 In like fashion, the GOP has become the Dallas Cowboys of politics – play soft, bend over and take it up the ass.

   The Cowboys failed to win last year.&#160 So did the GOP.

   I rest my case.

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4. David Hartung says:

   July 5, 2009 at 6:53 am

   Darth exclaims:
   “In my opinion, we – and by “we”, I mean the GOP – are where we are because ever since 1994, we’ve become the Casper Milquetoasts of politics. We’ve turned the other cheek so many times that our collective ass is bruised, bloodied and ripped to the bone. Yet, we continue to hold to this principle that if we’ll just be (to use a Bush 41 aphorism) “kinder” and “gentler”, that we’ll somehow win the hearts & minds of those whom we need to persuade in order to win.”

   David responds:
   The last thing in the world I am suggesting is that we continue the spineless ways of the GOP. What I am saying is that conservatives can come down on the Marxist left like a ton of brick, without demeaning ourselves by ridiculing kids who have no control over the actions of their parents.

   The time to come down on the kids will be when they begin to engage in partisan political activity.

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