Denizens, this severely abbreviated edition of the Perfect Football Weekend™ begins with everyone’s favorite ex-New York T-N-A-Tits-N-Ass-Tits-N…
MRS. VENOMOUS (again, wielding the cast-iron skillet):  A-fucking-hem.
VENOMOUS: 
MRS. VENOMOUS:  Watch  it, bucko.
Whatever.
Anyway, Jenn Sterger is playing Carrot-N-Stick with the NFL in re: Brett “Pants On The Ground, Dick In the Copying Machine” Favre, in that she doesn’t need Benjamins™ to make this all go away…just to see Brettina get his ass whipped.
A spokesman for the former New York Jets game hostess who allegedly received inappropriate photos and phone messages from Brett Favre says she won’t sue the Vikings quarterback if he’s punished by the NFL.
Jenn Sterger’s manager, Phil Reese, said Thursday that she would like the league to “implement a program” to prevent unwanted advances — similar to those she’s alleging Favre made. Reese said Sterger wants the league to discipline Favre before his career ends.
They’d best hurry.  There’s a greater-than-zero chance Favre doesn’t play against the NY Football Douchebags – and, with his big consecutive-games streak done, and the ViQueens out of the playoff picture, there’d be no reason to play him any further – and the guess from here is that after this season, he’s done.
And so will be Sterger.
As for the football, tonight it’s Al Michaels, Cris Collinsworth, Keef Olberdouche and the rest of NBC’s crew as the Pussydelphia Beagles come to the Death Star to take on the Cowboyz tonight.
The good news is that it’s no longer the World’s Greatest Ever Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever, Ever™, Donna McFlabb, leading the Beagles.  The bad news is that it’s Widdle Mikey “Woof Woof” Vick – more dangerous.
Sigh.
Dallas doesn’t have the defense to play with the Beagle offense.  Chicago did – but this is Dallas.  Won’t be a good night, I’m afraid.
Back either tomorrow or Tuesday for the recap.  In the meantime, TCU has been installed as a favorite over Bucky in the Rose Bowl, and I say to HDD – neener, neener. 
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