[SCENE:  On the bridge of the soon-to-be-defunct Titanic…]
VENOMOUS:  Geeze Marie, Allan, d’ya have to give away the whole  ending?
[And just how  many of our ships have survived warp-core breaches?]
VENOMOUS:  That’s not the point.  I pay you to narrate the story, not write it.
[You don’t pay me enough is more like it.  Union, baby!!!  POWER TO THE PEOP…gakkkk…gakkkk…]
VENOMOUS (with hand outstretched):  That will be quite enough, narrator.  Understudy?
[The previous entity known as Allan-a-(union)Dale crumples to the floor, lifeless, extinguished by a Sith choke-out.
In the meantime, chaos reigns on the bridge of ISS Titanic  as the skeleton crew on board move to evacuate.]
KORRIOTH:  McCool, go see to your people!  McManx, you’re with McCool!  K’ha, internal scan for life signs to catch anyone we don’t know about!
K’HADIBAK’H:  Aye, sir!
KORRIOTH (turning to Venomous):  Admi…uh, Admiral, what are you doing?
[Venomous is at the helm, working controls.]
VENOMOUS:  Plotting a course to take this beast away from here, Captain.  They don’t grow spacedocks on cosmic trees, and I don’t wanna have to rebuild this one.
KORRIOTH:  M’lord, we need to get you off this ship!
VENOMOUS:  No, Kor, we need to get you  off this ship, whereupon you  will get me  outta here.  Now go; you have work to do.
KORRIOTH:  Admiral—
VENOMOUS:  Captain, go.  Get to the transporter and wait for my signal.
KORRIOTH:  (sigh) Yes, m’lord. (takes a look)  It doesn’t take that long to plot a course, does it?
VENOMOUS:  This one does.  Now go!
KORRIOTH:  (rolling eyes) Aye, Admiral.  [Korrioth takes the turbolift out.]
VENOMOUS (muttering to himself):  Can I please  get some writers that don’t force me to stay on the ship ’til the last effing minute…?!
To be continued…
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Did you manage to save the saucer section?