So I’m skimming Yahoo! late Saturday night, and I come across this blurb where Esquire magazine named Scarlett Johansson the “Sexiest Woman Alive”.
And I’m, like, “you can’t fucking be serious“.
Listen up, Esquire.  Scarlett’s pretty, no doubt – and make no mistake, I  certainly wouldn’t throw her out of bed.
But for my  money, the absolute sexiest woman alive, bar nobody,  is a woman named Lyzette Bianco.  Beautiful Latina, everything in just the right places, in just the right proportion (well, she might could stand a skosh more up top, but she’s still  devastating).  In short, the absolute most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, period.
And you can quote me.
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One response to “No way, uh-uh, fuhgeddaboutit”
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my mommy has nasty fake tits and a man face. figures our trailer park would pay her so much to suck them off, cuz ima fucking syphillitic rump ranger.