Well, it’s time to play our seventeenth-favorite game, “Rip A New One For The Jackass Who Posted A Comment In An Old Thread”. 
(No, I don’t know what the first sixteen are.  Not off the top of m’head, anywayz.)
Our first contestant today is some asswipe named “Mike Keith”, who couldn’t resist commenting in this thread:
I have the GOP elephant sketched into my toilet bowl, and I shit on it quite often. I,m now making a George W. Bush toilet, and a Dick Cheney Toilet.
How lovely.  Bring one of ’em over and I’ll be happy to give you a “dirty swirly” in it.
(Denizens, Google that if you don’t know what it is.  Make sure you have an empty stomach first.)
Our second bozo participant is some turdbucket calling himself “st”, who didn’t think much of my opinion about Christopher Simmons, the then-17-year-old pussy who got off scot-free for committing a murder because Widdle Toni Kennedy thought foreign law was more important than our Constitution.  Says “st”:
i have done indepth research on this case.. people v. simmons..
Translation:.  Short Bus, here, read the Free Mumia  and Daily Kossack  sites a lot whilst huffing his waterpipe.
i wish you guys would just know what your talking about..
I think we do, dumbass.  Particularly more than some Johnnie Cochran wannabe-wannabe who can’t even spell the contraction of “you are”.
And to think that these pass for coherent counterpoint nowadays… 
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Dirty Swirly. Heh! I haven’t heard that one in a while- thanks for the giggle. Now every time I see a hippie for the next week I’ll envision them with a “dirty swirly” and laugh my butt off.
Think how boring life would be without these fucknozzels, Spats.