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As y’all are probably aware, tonight at 2030 hours (a little military/police/fire lingo, there) we’re all supposed to turn all our lights off for one hour.&#160 Several cities (one of which will, in all probability, be Dallas), are planning to participate.

But not this King & Tyrant&#153.

MERLIN:&#160 You’re not a king & tyrant anymore.

KORRIOTH:&#160 You’re not even a King & Tyrant&#153, either.

MERLIN:&#160 That’s what I said!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 No, you said “king & tyrant”

K’HADIBAK’H:&#160 As in, just an ordinary king and an ordinary tyrant.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Guys…

T-BONE MCMANX:&#160 And as we all know, His Snarkiness is neither an ordinary king, nor an ordinary tyrant.

VENOMOUS:&#160 Guys…

SUPREME GENERAL RAYEGUN:&#160 He may be a particularly piss-poor king and a tyrant with pathetic delusions of godhood…

KORRIOTH:&#160 …but he’s no ordinary king & tyrant.

VENOMOUS:&#160 HEY!!!!!


VENOMOUS:&#160 I haven’t written the script to the next installment of “One Of Our Klingons Is Missing” yet.&#160 Heads could&#160 roll, y’know.

ALL:&#160 Eeeeeeeep!

See what I gotta put up with around here?

Anyway, where were we?&#160 Ah, yes…

At 2030 hours tonight, every light in My Humble Abode™, every computer, every monitor, every kitchen appliance, every fan, the central heater (it is&#160 going to get down in the 30s 40s here tonight), every gadget I currently have plugged in – if it pulls wattage in my house, it’s on and running tonight at that time.

Y’see, I haven’t forgotten my life’s work – pissing off the Left as much as I possibly can.&#160 And if I can tell the Greentards, symbolically or otherwise, to take Mommy Gaia and go shove her up all their swishy asses, I’m absolutely going to take the opportunity to do so.

And I hope to Cthulu some fucking tree-hugging faggot just tries&#160 to get in my face about it tonight.

Please, chickenshit Greenies.&#160 I fucking dare&#160 you.


(Hat tip NewsBusters.)

Guess you’ve seen by now where racist eugenics evolutionary shit-for-brains professor shit-for-brains Satoshi Kanazawa has all but decreed that we conservatives and/or Christians ain’t too ed-yoo-ma-ka-ted.

Political, religious and sexual behaviors may be reflections of intelligence, a new study finds.

Evolutionary psychologist Satoshi Kanazawa at the the London School of Economics and Political Science correlated data on these behaviors with IQ from a large national U.S. sample and found that, on average, people who identified as liberal and atheist had higher IQs. This applied also to sexual exclusivity in men, but not in women. The findings will be published in the March 2010 issue of Social Psychology Quarterly.

There is but one thing – and only one thing, if you ask me – that can be viewed as a proper response to an asshat like this.

“Romans 1:22”.

And thank you, Sack-o-shit Kwanzaanawa, but I’ll take the Apostle Paul’s intellect – not to mention He who gave to him – over your&#160 fecal-material-between-the-ears any day of the week.

‘Nuff.&#160 Said.


(“WITY”, of course, standing for “What’d I Tell Ya?”)

The Vicar&#153 & I were conducting an email exchange yesterday, whereupon he committed…well, not a cardinal&#160 sin, but it got a good-sized virtual mock-glare from me, anyway.&#160

His trespass:&#160 referring to me as a Baptist.&#160 (The Southern&#160 part of that was not “voiced”, as it were, but given where the Realm&#153 is geographically located, one could say it was at least implied.)

Whereupon I immediately reminded him that (in the words of the Romulan Nero) that I do not speak for the Southern Baptist Convention, that they & I stand apart.

Which, in turn, reminded me&#160 that I had never followed up on my promise to layeth the smacketh downeth on their candy asses for the aforementioned folly of carrying water for a failed movement.

The world’s leading climate change scientists have been caught out making unfounded claims about global warming for the second time in just over a week.

Experts appointed by the United Nations said rising temperatures were to blame for an increase in the number and severity of natural disasters such as hurricanes and floods.

But it has emerged that the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change based the statement, made in 2007, on an unpublished report that had not been properly reviewed by other scientists.

Feel most free to go read the rest.

So tell me, Jack Graham, pastor of Prestonwood Baptist Church, my former pastor and a leader in this mad scramble to climb into bed with the Gaia-worshippers & tree-humpers huggers – how does it feel knowing that you were sold a bill of goods?&#160 And highly defective goods, at that?

How does it feel to know that you and your fellow SBC high-muckety-mucks willfully&#160 disobeyed God and focused more on pleasing man than on pleasing Him?&#160 I know how it feels when I’m&#160 reminded that I fail the Lord on a daily basis – how does it feel, knowing that not only&#160 did you do it, but then made a fucking spectacle&#160 of yourselves in announcing it to the world at large?

You people foolishly sold your souls for the hope in acquiring something resembling the acceptance of the world – hell, you morons even said as much

“Our cautious response to these issues in the face of mounting evidence may be seen by the world as uncaring, reckless and ill-informed. We can do better.”

…so how does it now feel knowing that you got caught red-handed caring more about how the fucking world&#160 saw you than how Christ saw you – and it wound up biting your on your ample asses as a result, hm?

It is time for the leadership of the Southern Baptist Convention to take its turned-into-linguini-spines, step the fuck aside and allow new, fresh blood that isn’t willing to compromise as they have, to take over and carry the banner forward.

Before that passage in Revelation that I mentioned really does&#160 come back to devour them.


Denizens, Realm&#153 Headquarters is going to have a White Christmas&#153.

Hide the decline.

Merry Christmas.


If this is allowed to stand, it is time to throw out every last member of Congress as well as the bozo in the White House and his idiotic side kick! (No insult to Bozo intended)

EPA Administrator Lisa Jackson said in a written statement that the finding, which declares carbon dioxide and five other greenhouse gases a threat to public health, marks the start of a U.S. campaign to tackle greenhouse gas emissions.

No Miss Jackson, what is shows is that you and your Ideologue boss have take leave of what little sense you had. Carbon dioxide is a naturally occurring gas, and one which is absolutely necessary if life is to continue.

“These long-overdue findings cement 2009’s place in history as the year when the United States Government began addressing the challenge of greenhouse-gas pollution and seizing the opportunity of clean-energy reform,” she said.

What these “findings” show, is that the Obama mis-administration wishes to destroy the United States!

Folks, never before have I said this, but I truly fear for the future of this nation. The Democrats seem to want to turn us into a has-been socialist “heaven”, and the Republicans haven’t the backbone to stop them.

Time to elect some new blood, and the sooner the better!


I should have said that the total human influence on “global warming” is less than three tenths of one percent, not three one hundredths. My apologies.

For a number of years we have been told that the Earth’s climate is warming to catastrophic levels, and that it is mankind’s fault. The combination of the recent hacking of the East Anglia university’s mail server and the upcoming climate summit have once again brought this to the headlines.

Despite the constant claims of the Global warming crowd, there seems to be more and more indication that the world is not getting dangerously warm, and that if it is, it is not being caused by mankind.

This site points out that the total human caused, or anthropogenic, influence on “global warming” is less than three one hundredths of one percent. Folks, at such low levels, how on earth can any rational individual possibly believe that the warming trends of the past thirty or so years have their roots in human technology?


Yeah, I’m still up.&#160 Don’t ask why – I’m not sure I&#160 know.

So here are the folks at Hot Air, and it looks like they’re pooh-poohing Der Sarahcuda for asking the same question that a helluva lot of us have been asking:&#160 where’s the birth certificate?

(Side note:&#160 Allahpundit and Antagonist?&#160 Just between the three of us – fuck you pussified little needle-dicked douchebags.&#160 Either one of you wanna call me an “embarrassment” to my face, let’s see you do it and see what it gets you.&#160 Asswipes.)

Anyway, for months now on this issue, I’ve been hearing shit like “the issue is settled, the debate’s over”.

Yeah?&#160 The issue of “global warming” was supposedly “settled” and that&#160 debate was supposedly “over”, too.&#160 How’d that work out?

(Incidentally, stay tuned – this won’t be the only time I mention East Anglia.&#160 I’m about to rub a certain religious denomination’s – and a certain pastor’s – face in it.&#160 Hard.)

Seriously.&#160 Bambi has spent millions&#160 in attorney’s fees suppressing something, the producing of which would not only humiliate the so-called “Birther” movement, but also encourage a severely lagging (right now, anyway) Demoscum party and&#160 probably jack up his sagging poll numbers, all in one fell swoop.

Yet he won’t produce it.&#160 Why?


Over my dead body, Stern, you fucking tosser.


Your General was casually reading the news on my computer when something came scrolling across that made me RCOB and then nearly call for a tactical strike team to deploy. As most of you know, both Darth and myself are rather “outspoken” when it comes to issues involving the “ed-u-ka-shun” of the young skulls full of mush (for you folks in Rio Linda that’s children). This has become even more relevant for your General since the new Generalette is herself an elementary school educator. And one who is very good at her job (no, there was not any bribing involved to get me to say that).

So, back to on topic….when I came across this article I was ready to…..well, see above.

Holy WTF are they thinking? Wait, obviously these twits over at the (U)seless (N)itwits Education, Social, and Cultural Organization (is it just me or does that name just reek of a “community organization”) do not KNOW how to think clearly. It’s blatantly ignorant beauracrappers like this that are trying to push social engineering agendas down on our childrens that created a generation of hippies and numbskulls that unfortunately have found their way into authority and insist on propagating their so-called social justice.

Folks, I know I don’t need to ask you to do this….but let others know about this. It’s bad enough when Al-Obambi and the Brown Shirt brigade try to spawn this on us, it’s worse when the Useless Nitwits want to spread it all across the globe. This needs to end a merciless death, quickly.


Someone forgot to tell the North that it was summer.&#160


Here’s yer money quote for today, Denizens.&#160 Comes from the mental vacuum of (where else?) Washington, DC:

Many damaging effects of climate change are already basically irreversible, researchers declared Monday, warning that even if carbon emissions can somehow be halted, temperatures around the globe will remain high until at least 3000.

“People have imagined that if we stopped emitting carbon dioxide, the climate would go back to normal in 100 years, 200 years; that’s not true,” climate researcher Susan Solomon said in a teleconference.

In the meantime, it’s 36 balmy degrees in Beautiful Downtown Dallas&#153 as I type this, with a high on Tuesday expected to skyrocket to…34.

Oh, and we’ve got ice storm warnings all over the place for today.

Global.&#160 Warming.&#160 My.&#160 Fucking.&#160 Ass.


The Department of Well, This Is A Shock&#153 chimes in with this not terribly surprising piece of crap which should surprise no one save those living under rocks.

An overwhelming majority of science professors at Texas’ public and private universities say they’re against a state policy requiring that weaknesses in the theory of evolution be covered in public school science classes, according to a new study released Monday.

Nah, can’t have the young skulls full o’ mush (a little Rush lingo, there) gettin’ their minds filled with, y’know, actual truth.&#160 That might, who knows? postpone their inevitable indoctrination into the One World Religion of Gaia and Mother Earth ‘n all.&#160 We can’t very well have that, now can we?

About 95 percent of those responding to the study by the progressive socialist [Fixed it for ya.&#160 -DV]&#160 group Texas Freedom Network said schools should teach “just evolution” in covering the origins of life on earth. The rest said children should learn both evolution and the creationist theory called “intelligent design.”

Ah yes.&#160 The so-called “Texas Freedom Network”, the group started by liberal bimbo Samantha Smoot Smantha Smut and led until recently by the daughter of the late Damn Bitchards, Cece – otherwise known as “Princess Butch”, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, that’s sure a ringing endorsement from an obviously fair & balanced, non-partisan&#160 group there.&#160 Not a scintilla of bias anywhere to be found there, NoSirreeBob&#153.&#160

A sociology professor at the University of Texas at Arlington surveyed 464 university biologists and anthropologists in the study, released just as the State Board of Education gears up for Wednesday’s public hearing on new science curriculum standards.

Oh, right.&#160 “Sociology”.&#160 Among the most liberal of the Liberal Arts.&#160 And the asshat probably got to pick out whom he polled, too.

Nah, no bias to see here, move along.

A main topic of discussion is expected to be how teachers should treat Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution.

“Many of these science faculty members help determine who gets into our state colleges and universities,” said the study’s author, Raymond A. Eve.

Which is probably one of the primary reasons why our college grads are so fucking handicapped & behind the proverbial 8-ball once academia has finished indoctrinating “educating” them.&#160 Garbage in, garbage out, to quote the old IT aphorism.

“Their responses should send parents a clear message that those who want to play politics with science education are putting our kids at risk.”

Because obviously the Gaiaists who love playing politics with Johnny’s ed-u-ma-ca-shun can’t handle all the political competition.

Most study respondents said they believe any focus on the weaknesses of evolution theory and on alternative theories would harm students’ college readiness and their ability to compete for jobs.

Not to mention that they won’t be able to buy & sell without that all-important allegiance to Mommy Earth and Gaia.

Hell – why don’t we just stamp the “666” on their foreheads now and be done with it, hm?

Texas Freedom Network president Kathy Miller, whose group often spars with social conservatives, said it would be a mistake to ignore the beliefs of science professors from public and private universities across the state.

“This survey leaves no doubt that the political crusade against evolution and other attempts to dumb down our public school science curriculum are deeply misguided,” Ms. Miller said.

“Dumb down our public school science curriculum”, Kathy, you ignorant slut?&#160 Projection much, you Cupid Stunt&#153?

Fucking bigoted cuntmuffins.&#160


Most of you probably saw or heard about the ranting, which we all promptly flushed down the crapper. Because we all know that’s exactly what the rant is — crap. Well ReasonOnline has a piece up on what the Gorebecil really meant by the fact that the U.S. must go “green” within 10 years.

Here’s a sample of the real “green”:

According to the Energy Information Administration, the existing capacity of U.S. coal, gas, and oil generating plants totals around 850,000 megawatts. So how much would it cost to replace those facilities with solar electric power?
Let’s use the recent announcement of a 280-megawatt thermal solar power plant in Arizona for $1 billion as the starting point for an admittedly rough calculation. Combined with a molten salt heat storage systems, solar thermal might be able to provide base load power.
Crunching the numbers (850,000 megawatts/280 megawatts x $1 billion) produces a total capital cost of just over $3 trillion over the next ten years.

Yes folks, that’s “Trillion” with a capital “T”. As if the current budget deficit isn’t enough, the Gorebecil in all his Gaia-enthralled intelligence just forgot to mention the cost. How quaint.

Apparently since the Gorebcil can afford to spend $16,533 a month of “green” power at his house (if you call it a “house” when it’s big enough to make Jed and Granny Clampett jealous), then he has zero problems with his conscience telling US FOLKS IN FLYOVER COUNTY that we HAVE to go 100% green on electricity production within 10 years.

Just who the fuck does this shitbag fatso think he really is??? Yo Al, in case you haven’t noticed YOU are getting as fat as the electric bills your fat arse is generating in that house of yours.

If you’re so damned pissy about getting the U.S. on green electricity in 10 years, how about coughing up some significant levels of “green” CASH for the project?

What’s that? You only tell us what the fuck we need to do, it’s not your place to fund your ideas (brain-dead as they are)??

Here’s a thought Gorebecil. Why don’t you, Breck Boy, and Hitlary all go investigate the lack of “green” electricity, love children, and universal health care in HELL. Be sure to take some sunblock, I hear the ozone hole is pretty big there. The people there are just screaming for a visit from a group like that!!!



Scientists, if you ask me – and I know you didn’t, but humor me, mkay? – are the type of folks that you just love to hate.&#160 They always think they know more than you do simply because they’ve dissected more frogs than you or made a liquid change color in a test tube.

And granted – perhaps they do&#160 have a better chance of passing an SAT than do you or I.&#160 But then they have to get really&#160 pissy about it and flaunt it.&#160 Makes you just wanna shove a pocket protector up their asses, y’know?

But now here comes a group of “scientists” – and really, who appointed these elitist snots, anyway? – saying that we may no longer consider the planet Pluto to be a planet.

Pluto, beloved by some as a cosmic underdog but scorned by astronomers who considered it too dinky and distant, was unceremoniously stripped of its status as a planet Thursday.

“Dinky and distant”?&#160 That’ll come as a real shock to Eminiar VII and Vendikar.

The International Astronomical Union, dramatically reversing course just a week after floating the idea of reaffirming Pluto’s planethood and adding three new planets to Earth’s neighborhood, downgraded the ninth rock from the sun in historic new galactic guidelines.

Translation:&#160 “Pluto just isn’t sexy&#160 enough for us.&#160 Mentioning Pluto to Tyra Banks is a real date killer.&#160 Not that we’d ever know what that was like.&#160 A date, we mean.”

Pluto, a planet since 1930, got the boot because it didn’t meet the new rules, which say a planet not only must orbit the sun and be large enough to assume a nearly round shape, but must “clear the neighborhood around its orbit.” That disqualifies Pluto, whose oblong orbit overlaps Neptune’s, downsizing the solar system to eight planets from the traditional nine.


Pluto and objects like it will be known as “dwarf planets,” which raised some thorny questions about semantics: If a raincoat is still a coat, and a cell phone is still a phone, why isn’t a dwarf planet still a planet?

I’m throwing the bullshit flag on this one:&#160 Fucking around with the universe, trying to play God again,&#160 98 million mile penalty, loss of down.&#160 You people are the same types that are trying to BS us about men coming from apes, and I’m still&#160 not buying that one.

Our solar system has at least nine planets, maybe more.&#160 That’s what I was taught, that’s what I’ll continue to believe.&#160 As for you “scientists”…I’d sooner vote to drop you asshats from the list of people not considered total boobs.



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