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As a conservative and a Christian, I’m supposed&#160 to wring my hands and pull my hair out in angst that one of God’s children was shot & killed today in church.

But in this particular case, I’m gonna be extremely hard pressed to give much of a shit.

Prominent late-term abortion provider George Tiller was shot and killed Sunday in a Wichita church where he was serving as an usher, his attorney said. The gunman fled but a city official said a suspect is in custody.

The city official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly about the case. The official did not provide additional details.

Long a focus of national anti-abortion groups, including a summer-long protest in 1991, Tiller was shot during morning services at Reformation Lutheran Church while his wife was in the choir, his attorney Dan Monnat said. Police said the gunman had fled in a car registered in Merriam, a Kansas City suburb nearly 200 miles away.

Nope, just not there, sorry.


…only seem&#160 more stupid-assed than they were when we were growing up?

Guys, I’m busy packing, so I’m going to leave you to read the most sickening thing I’ve seen in a while.

It’ll be below the fold for those of you who are brave enough.

Here you go.

Stupid-assed kid…


You may have noticed a slight change to the port sidebar.

Nice, huh?&#160

Thanks to the kind folks over at Clearspring.com for thinking this one up.


I have two words for any Demoscummic pussy who would scream “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIISSSSSSMMMMMMM!!!!!!”&#160 over conservative opposition to Consuela Oscar-mayer:

Miguel.&#160 Estrada.

I have three more&#160 words if you leftist fucks still have a problem with it:

Janice.&#160 Rogers.&#160 Brown.

Now I have six words for the GOP:

Grow.&#160 A.&#160 Pair.

Take.&#160 Her.&#160 On.


(Hat tip to Denizen & fellow blogger David Hartung.)

It isn’t bad enough that Al-Obambi forced Chrysler into bankruptcy under its terms.&#160 It isn’t bad enough that hundreds of dealerships are being forced to close against their will.&#160 Not bad enough that thousands of people are having their jobs forcibly taken from them by B. HUSSEIN!!!&#160 Obambi.

If that hasn’t already pulled an RCOB&#153 over your eyes by now…then this will.

As part of its Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Chrysler is terminating one-fourth of its franchises – but some say its catalog of doomed dealerships looks more like a hit list that specifically seeks to put Republican donors out of business.


President Obama has said the bankruptcy will give the company “a new lease on life,” after his administration spearheaded a plan requiring the company sell to Italian automaker Fiat. Chrysler’s stronger operations will be owned by Fiat, labor and the U.S. and Canadian governments. The sale could close as early as this Friday.


“The necessary steps have been taken to give one of America’s most storied automakers, Chrysler, a new lease on life,” Obama said. “This is not a sign of weakness.”

But WND reviewed the list of 789 closing franchises and databases of political donors and found that of dealership majority owners making contributions in the November 2008 election, less than 10 percent gifted to Democrats while 90 percent gave substantial sums to Republican candidates.


Many of the majority owners who donated to Republican campaigns last year also contributed additional thousands to George W. Bush’s presidential campaign in 2004 and to help elect GOP representatives.

Y’get that, Denizens?&#160 The retarded bastard fucks on the Left have squealed for nearly four decades about Nixon’s so-called “enemies list” – but Nixon had nothing on this son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch in the White House.

How much longer, Denizens?&#160 How much longer are we going to put up with this before we pick up the watering can?


(Hat tip Hot Air.)

Last month, Stormin’s Morning Java noticed Yet Another Gaffe&#153 by Al-Obambi.

How’d that ad used to go?&#160 “Texas:&#160 It’s A Whole Other Country”?&#160


The traditional Memorial Day post can, as always, be found here.

This one will stay on top all day long.&#160 Not that I’ll likely write anything else today – just sayin’. 🙂


Denizens, one thing that pisses the snot outta me about libtards – indeed, one thing that damn near puts an RCOB&#153 around all our eyes is the snot-nosed, elitist notion that, not only are they more intelligent than you, more feeling and caring than you, more thenthitive sensitive&#160 than you – they also believe that they’re more sophisticate, more nuanced – yea, better&#160 than you.&#160 When in fact, of course, all they really are is far & away more pussified and estrogenatified&#160 (a little Shrubya lingo, there) than we on the right ever thought about being.

It is with that in mind that the aforementioned RCOB&#153 falls over my eyes when I read a column appearing in the political department of a site called 411mania.com.

411mania.com, you may be interested in knowing, is a site dedicated to writing about different & myriad things – among them, politics, music, entertainment gossip, professional wrestling, and posting the occasional pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ample ass.&#160 Which is to say, the only halfway-decent pieces of shit to come out of this particular website are the wrestling writing and the pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ample ass.

Everything else is just abject pussified bullshit.&#160 Such as this column written by a douchebag named “Enrique” who maintains that, yes, waterboarding is torture and anyone who doesn’t agree simply isn’t worthy of being heard.

As the debate over waterboarding-as-torture has unfolded over the last few years, several brave souls/attention whores have voluntarily subjected themselves to the procedure, including the likes of writer/bon vivant Christopher Hitchens and Fox News reporter Steve Harrigan.

Harrigan I don’t know – not that I’d care about him if I did&#160 know him.

Hitchens, though, I’d personally plant in a foxhole in Afghanistan for 48 hours, then bring him up just to see to whom he was praying.&#160 Just for shits & giggles, you understand.

On Friday, Matthew “Mancow” Muller became the latest willing waterboard victim during a segment on his popular radio program.

Ex-squeeze me?&#160 Baking powder?&#160 There’s a radio program hosted by someone named Mancow?

Actually, I tend to like what Guest #1613 had to say in comments about that:

since when does mancow have a popular radio show? Doesn’t it actually have to be played in major markets to be popular?

Preach it, brother.

After only a few seconds and less than a gallon of water, the shivering rightwing talker had to admit waterboarding is “absolutely torture.”

Yeah, well – when he becomes a bona fide&#160 expert on what constitutes “torture” and what doesn’t, maybe he might gain a little street cred.

For now, though, it’s gonna take more than the word of someone who goes by the name “Mancow” to convince me that what they were doing to Khalid Sheikh Mohammad constituted “torture”.

C’mon, “Enrique”.&#160 I’ll wait.

And excuse me for asking, but since when was “Mancow” ever considered a conservative?&#160 We got anything to back that up?

Two points: First, according to publicly available information, no more than three alleged terrorists in U.S. custody have been waterboarded, meaning that several more people have waterboarded themselves recreationally

And of course, we won’t talk about the scores of military personnel who undergo this type of treatment as part of their combat training.&#160 I guess they don’t count, you see.

Certainly they don’t to the Pussified Left&#153.

than were waterboarded as part of the so-called Global War on Terror.

Excuse me, “Enrique”?&#160 “So-called” Global War on Terror?&#160 Have you not been paying attention during the last eight years or so?&#160 Or do you supposed we can just make nicey-nice to those poor, old misunderstood ragheads Arabs and see – just see&#160 what it is they want, hm?

Second, any suggestion that waterboarding isn’t torture simply isn’t serious.

What, “Enrique”, because you&#160 say so?.&#160 The Ultamate Moral Authority&#153 on all our lives?&#160 He Who Can Tell Us What To Think Or Believe At Will&#153?&#160 You don’t want to call us “serious” because we happen to think you’re a dumb fuck when it comes to the definition of “torture”?

Would you like to “seriously” try saying that to a military man’s face, for example?&#160 See how “serious” he or she thinks it really it?

Hell, I think I’d pay real money&#160 to see that.

Although waterboarding doesn’t appear to cause lasting physical damage, it obviously falls under any reasonable person’s definition of torture.

Because, of course, it doesn’t cause lasting physical damage.&#160 Unlike beheading, connecting an auto battery to the nipples, lashes across the back with a whip/cane/what have you, which our pussy “Enrique” here apparently doesn’t&#160 consider “torture”.

Conservatives might conceivably be able to argue that such low-impact torture should be legal in certain circumstances (even if those circumstances are extraordinarily unlikely to ever occur)

You’re damned right we can make that argument, dumbass.&#160 Just ask the aforementioned Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, who gave up information after undergoing waterboarding that prevented potentially several thousand Americans from being hurt or killed.

Oh, but you can’t make the case for extended interrogation techniques.&#160 Doesn’t work, after all.&#160

But anyone who claims waterboarding is not torture – such as Liz Cheney did on Good Morning America – should be politely dismissed from the realm of civil discourse.

And any limp-wristed, pansy-assed douchebag pussy named “Enrique” who seriously thinks that should be taken out back and had the shit beaten out of him for wanting to deny us our right to express our opinion.

Get the motherfucker within five feet of me and I’ll be happy to volunteer.

Dumbshit little fucknozzle.&#160



And yet another famous offspring shames his parents – or he would, were they alive.

Limbaugh hasn’t had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he’s compensating for something? Now, I wouldn’t pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection — none of that stuff — to me, off limits until! until! — Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else — once you start doing that, you’re fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You’re just fair game, and you’re going to get it, too. [Laughs] You’d better watch what you say, Limbaugh, because it can come back the other way.

At least Limbaugh gets them over women, Veronica, you Cupid Stunt&#153.&#160 A helluva&#160 lot more than we can say for you.

Junior also strangely claimed that Pelosi looks pretty good for a grandma, but Limbaugh looks like “the unholy spawn of Tony Soprano and the Michelin Man.”

He also jumped all over CNN analyst Alex Castellanos joking that “If Speaker Pelosi were still capable of human facial expression, she’d be embarrassed” by the “Nixon-like position” she’s in. He said “This from a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a road production of [the Harvey Fierstein drag-queen musical] La Cage Aux Folles.”

This from the pansy-ass douchebag that looks more like the love child of Tom D’asshole and the aforementioned Piglousi.

Perhaps you should stick to ballet dancing, Veronica.&#160 At least when you do that, we don’t have to listen to you bleat.


Boy howdy, that Al-Obambi ecomony just keeps humming right along, doesn’t it?

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — The Federal Reserve’s latest forecasts for the U.S. economy are gloomier than the ones released three months earlier, with an expectation for higher unemployment and a steeper drop in economic activity.

The Fed’s forecasts, released as part of the minutes from its April meeting, show that its staff now expects the unemployment rate to rise to between 9.2% and 9.6% this year. The central bank had forecast in January that the jobless rate would be in a range of 8.5% to 8.8%, but the unemployment rate topped that in April, hitting 8.9%.

The Fed also now expects the gross domestic product, the broadest measure of the nation’s economic activity, to post a drop of between 1.3% and 2% this year. It had previously expected only a 0.5% to 1.3% decline.

All yours now, Ayatollah.&#160 You.&#160 Effin’.&#160 OWN.&#160 It.

Good luck.&#160


I’d say that this sounds like a Come Say It To My Face&#153 if I ever heard one:

Actor Alec Baldwin’s joke about getting a Filipino mail-order bride provoked a sharp response in the Philippines, with one senator saying Monday that the “30 Rock” star faces violence if he ever visits.

“Let him try to come here in the Philippines and he’ll see mayhem,” Revilla said, using a local idiom that implies the speaker will personally administer a beating.

I think I could learn to like this guy…&#160


It’s no big secret that the United Methodist Quilting Bee Made Up Of Spineless Wimps Who Think They’re Sorta Spiritual Church isn’t exactly the penultimate authority on things Scriptural.

Sunday, one of their members dropped trou, figuratively speaking, and showed what asses they are their collective ass again, trying to get in the face of a Southern Baptist minister with the heterophobe issue – and failing miserably, I might add.

The pastor of little Grace United Methodist Church took a swipe at big First Baptist Church of Dallas on Sunday with a sermon titled “Why Gay Is OK.”

The message was delivered as a counterpunch to “Why Gay Is Not OK,” a November sermon by First Baptist pastor Dr. Robert Jeffress.

Ooooooh!&#160 Speaking TRUTH TO POWER&#153!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!11!!ELEVENTY!!

Bet it just gave that pastor a little stiffie, didn’t it?

“I knew I had to preach about this,” the Rev. Diana Holbert said Sunday.

Oops.&#160 Never mind.&#160

She told her diverse East Dallas congregation that homosexuality is not a big issue in the Bible

Yeah, just that big abomination thingie.&#160 No big deal.&#160 Nothing to see here, move along.

and that Christians should be more focused on subjects such as health care, greed in the corporate world, and the welfare of children.

Denizens, d’y’all ever notice that when liberal shits tell Christians what their collective focus should be on, it’s always stuff that’s absolutely nowhere to be found in Scripture?

I mean, really.&#160 You won’t find anything about “health care” (universal or otherwise, at least as they&#160 define it) in the Word, and whenever God talks about children, He’s usually either referring to them as a blessing and a gift from Him or trying to instruct us in how they should be brought up according to His statutes.

As for “greed in the corporate world”, the Bible talks about greed being a general condition (or symptom, if you want to think of it that way) of the corrupted human heart.&#160 IOW, it’s a condition that affects all humans everywhere – especially liberal shits like those over at the United Methodist Church who are lusting with greed even now for more power to tell conservatives & Christians how they must run their lives and what they can and cannot talk about in the pulpit (do the terms “hate crimes” and “Fairness Doctrine” ring any bells out there?)

About a third of the church’s membership is gay or lesbian, she said.

Given that you’re leading them down a primrose path straight to Hell, sister, I’d say that’s your&#160 problem.

During her sermon, Holbert said, “God doesn’t discard or discriminate.”

Aw, isn’t that a cutesy, clever little bromide?&#160 Didja think that one up all by yourself, Diana, honey – or did you have help?

Trouble is, it ain’t quite true.&#160 During the final seven years from the Rapture through the Great Tribulation, God’s going to be doing plenty&#160 of discarding.&#160 And at the Great White Throne Judgement, there will be a great deal&#160 of discrimination.&#160 Trust me on that.

“The Bible has often been used to attack gay and lesbian persons,” she said. “Let’s put a stop to that.”

Y’know what, Di, honey?&#160 No – let’s not.

The fact is that God considers it an abomination for men to sleep with men and for women to sleep with women.&#160 He said so – period, end, stop.&#160 And for you to say that He doesn’t consider it a “big deal” proves beyond the slightest shadow of a doubt that you don’t have the slightest effin’ clue&#160 about Scripture, and are not qualified to lead a church nursery, much less an entire congregation.

Holbert, whose husband is a professor at Southern Methodist University’s Perkins School of Theology, chose her words slowly in responding after her sermon. She said she had never met Jeffress.

“I want to be careful,” she said in an interview. “I don’t want to call him anti-scholastic. I don’t want to get in a fight with him.”

Probably the smartest thing you’ve said all day, bimbo.&#160 It’d be like bringing a knife to a gunfight.&#160 And a dull one at that, truth be told.

Then she added, “I kind of feel sorry for him.”

Y’know whom I&#160 feel sorry for?&#160 I feel sorry for your wimp-ass of a husband, because he doesn’t have the balls to take you aside and tell you in no uncertain terms to shut the fuck up before you really&#160 embarass him.

There’s a reason Paul admonished in Scripture about having women in senior leadership positions in the church.&#160 You, Di honey, you stupid bint, stand as People’s Exhibit Number One&#153 as to that reason.

“‘What God has made clean, you must not call profane,’ ” Holbert said, reading from verse [Acts 10:]15.

Let’s make one thing perfectly clear, dumbass-ette:&#160 You ain’t clean.

We are cleansed by the blood of the Lord Jesus Christ as a result of what He did for us on the cross – and it’s painfully obvious that you and your ilk there are throwing that free gift right back in His face.

And it will be made clear in due course that He’s not terribly pleased with the path you’re leading His creations down.


Nothing tonight, Denizens.&#160 I just got through spending seven-point-five hours at work fixing several of my client’s systems.&#160 Then stuffed myself silly when I got home.&#160 Really don’t feel like writing this, truth be told.&#160

Check with me tomorrow.


As some of you know, Denizens, I live in a three-story apartment.&#160 Not just a building with three stories in it – my apartment covers three stories.&#160 Literally.

And I was in the third-story loft when this hit.

In fact, as I typed the period on that last sentence, another one has just hit.

Not the securest of sensations, lemme tell ya.

MERLIN:&#160 Sure it isn’t just you walking around?

VENOMOUS:&#160 Put a cork in it, smartass.



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