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While perusing this thread on the Rott the other night, I came across a comment from Vockerman that referenced this site.

Seems the pansy-ass running the site, a limp-wristed douchebag named Nicholas Wind of Madison, Wisconsin, doesn’t like the fact that we right-thinkers down here are keeping (throwing?) his butt-buddies out of office.

Fuck the South. Fuck ’em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they’d stay part of our special Union.

You might consider yourself fortunate that the North did&#160 win the War Between the States, little Broken Wind.&#160 Otherwise, we might have taken out the cumstain that was your great-great granddaddy – and where would that have left a steaming pile of putrid shit like you, hm?

Come to think of it, there’s another&#160 consequence of losing that war.

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Gonna be busy all day long, Denizens.&#160 Just love it when my day’s already planned for me. (sigh, groan)

In the meantime, Misha has penned (penned?) the Rant Of The Year&#153, right here.&#160 This says it far better than I ever could.

You guys have a good day, and I’ll talk to you this evening.&#160 There’s a “Forsake The Troops”-type site I’ve come across, and the chickenshit who put it up sounds like he’s just spoiling for a fight.

I’ll throw the gauntlet down this evening.&#160 See you then.


Drudge is reporting that the President’s news conference was bumped tonight by the start of May sweeps programming.

Above that was a pic of the President next to this person:

Is it just me, or is Paris just a weeeeeeeeeeee&#160 bit bigger up top these days???


Breakfast today:&#160 Coffee and Tylenol Sinus&#153.

Looks like another trip to the doctor is in order.&#160 And those of you who know me should be doing this:&#160 &#160 right about now, since you guys know of my abject hatred of doctor visits.

Some background:&#160 I caught this bug at the (shameless plug alert) Texas Blogfest last month, and it has hung on for dear life despite my best efforts.

(Side note to the SpatulaGoddess:&#160 We ever get any more pics developed besides what we have there now?)

Anyway, one round of anti-bi’s and antihistimines didn’t fully knock it out, so if there’s no improvement by next week, back out to the sticks I go to see my doc. (sigh)&#160 In the meantime, it’s back to chasing breakfast with a horde of Hall’s Mentholyptus&#153…


Denizens, how long have I been telling you that liberals are nothing but big-talking, small-walking chickenshits?&#160 They’re reeeeeeeeal big BillyBobBadasses&#153 when they’re hiding behind something – usually either a keyboard or their mommy’s hoop-skirted fat ass.&#160 Or maybe when they have someone backing them up.

But get them one-on-one and challenge them and have a mop handy – ’cause they’ll be pissing their pants at the prospect.

Well, the ever-increasing failure called Air America has gone and done just that – and quite possibly gotten itself in major domo&#160 hot water as a result.

Drudge is reporting that Airbiscuit America has broadcast an anti-Save Social Security message, complete with a threat against President Bush – one containing gunshots.

The red-hot rhetoric over Social Security on liberal talkradio network AIR AMERICA has caught the attention of the Secret Service, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

Government officials are reviewing a skit which aired on the network Monday evening — a skit featuring an apparent gunshot warning to the president!

The announcer: “A spoiled child is telling us our Social Security isn’t safe anymore, so he is going to fix it for us. Well, here’s your answer, you ungrateful whelp: Just try it, you little bastard. .”

Y’know, I almost wish they’d try it.&#160 That’d be the start of their so-called revolution, and that’d be the perfect excuse to take those cowardly bastards out.

C’mon, Demoshits, let’s see whatcha got!!!

The audio production at the center of the controversy aired during opening minutes of The Randi Rhodes Show.

“What is with all the killing?” Rhodes said, laughing, after the clip aired.

C’mon, Randibitch, go ahead and try it.&#160 We’d make you Target Number One&#153.

“Even joking about shooting the president is a crime, let alone doing it on national radio… we are taking this very seriously,” a government source explained.

An Air America official tells Billboard Radio Monitor that they have no comment and are conducting their own internal investigation.

Yeah, and you just know&#160 what’ll come of all this, don’t you?

Uh-huh.&#160 That’s right.&#160 Abso-fucking-lutely nothing.

Please, you Leftist Limp-Wristed Lunatics&#153, just once.&#160 Give us the excuse we need to give you the ass-whipping you’ve been begging for…?



ABC is reporting that Bill Frist and Dingy Harry Reid are in talks at the moment in an attempt to end the supposed impasse between the Republicans employing the “constitutional option” for affirming judges, and the Asses attempting to shut down the Senate if they do.

(Incidentally, Denizens, shutting down the Senate may be the biggest favor Dingy Harry could do for us.&#160 Every day the Senate isn’t in session is one more day they can’t curtail our freedoms – but that’s another post for a different day.)

In private talks with Majority Leader Bill Frist, the Senate’s top Democrat has indicated a willingness to allow confirmation of two of President Bush’s seven controversial appeals court nominees, but only as part of a broader compromise requiring Republicans to abandon threats to ban judicial filibusters, officials said Monday.

At the same time he floats the possibility of clearing two nominees to the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals for approval, officials said Sen. Harry Reid, D-Nev., wants a third appointee to the same circuit to be replaced by an alternative who is preferred by Michigan’s two Democratic senators.

Reid also remains staunchly opposed to four conservative candidates for other appellate circuits, these officials said in reference to Priscilla Owen, Janice Rogers Brown, William G. Myers III and William H. Pryor Jr.

Memo to Bill Frist:&#160 Your Majority Whip, McConnell, has already indicated that the GOP has the votes they need to do this.&#160 We are the majority, Mr. Frist – it’s time to start acting&#160 like the majority.

Run over these Demoscummic bastards and inform them, in no uncertain terms, exactly who is in charge of the US Government.&#160 They did the same exact thing to us for those four decades they owned the government – whether you think so or not, it’s time for a little payback.

Let them squeal like stuck pigs.&#160 They’re going to scream anyway, no matter what we do, so don’t let it bother you.

Go out there and give’m Hell&#153, Bill.&#160 They’ve asked for it – give it to them in spades.

You have your marching orders from the American people.&#160 Get moving.


Noel over at Sharp Knife has once again sliced & diced a Barking Bench Moonbat&#153.

This time, however – that moonbat happens to be one William Rehnquist, Chiefest Moonbat of ’em all (at least, when he sounds like this).

It is well worth your time to read this one.&#160 Go.&#160 Shoo.


There’s one good thing about achieving old age – and I think I’ve mentioned it before:&#160 The white-hot, nuclear device that is my temper doesn’t get set off as much as it used to, nor as quickly.

One good way to piss me off, though, is to harp on the same point, comment after comment after comment, after it’s already been debunked about four or five times over.

Let me introduce you, for the last time, to the cowardly little anti-Semitic fuckstick Non-Moron.

You remember Non-Moron, don’t you?&#160 The fuckheaded little chickenshit who dared any of us to come say it to his&#160 face?&#160 Then, when I took him up on his offer, went and hid in his mommy’s trailer park in Fort Lauderdale?

Yeah.&#160 That&#160 one.

Anyway, in true chickenshit form, the pansy-ass demonstrated his proficiency for crowing like the hot shit he fancies himself – in a thread that most all of us had abandoned.

All of us…except me. (snicker)

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Misha has a wonderful piece today on how the the North Koreans are once again trying to pull yet another tough-guy act.&#160 It’s a wonderful read, as usual, and you’d do well to go check it out for yourself.

But that’s not why I’m linking to it.

Towards the end of the piece, Misha says this:

The nuclear standoff began on October 2002 when North Korea acknowledged it was enriching uranium, a possible bomb ingredient, in violation of a 1994 international agreement.

Thank you, Kaiser Willie von Slickmeister. Now go bump yourself off in an amusingly grotesque fashion, if you please. Serve your nation, just for once in your useless life.

“Kaiser Willie von Slickmeister”?&#160 Hmmmmmmmmm…where have we heard that&#160 particular term before…?

Oh, well – I’ve lifted terms like “asshat”, “fucknozzle” and “pissweasel” from the Emperor’s vocabulary – I suppose I can make my own little contribution in return…heh heh heh…


Awright, this is just flat-out sick.

Hundreds of students and teachers at Endeavour Elementary School in Brevard County are walking on campus Monday for the first time since learning of disturbing allegations against an instructor.

Cocoa police arrested a veteran teacher over the weekend and charged him with molesting a student nearly 100 times.

Daniel Cliatt, 29, is accused of a crime so heinous, for his first appearance deputies dressed him in a bulletproof vest. Wearing the vest with his hands shackled in front of him, Cliatt appeared before a judge for the first time Sunday, when he answered the judge’s questions.

Cliatt is accused of raping a 13-year-old repeatedly after school, at school, every day for months.

You’ll wanna go read the rest of it.&#160 I’m not able to – can’t see past the RCOB.


My breakfast today:&#160 Coffee & Tylenol&#153.

Gonna be OneOfThoseDays&#153…


Not everyone is happy that the Minuteman Project is down in Arizona blowing the whistle on the illegal aliens.

(Yeah, LULAC – I said “illegal aliens”.&#160 Deal with it.)

Anyway, Amber, one of the commenters at the Rott, reports that one bimbo is conducting a hunger strike until the Minutemen go away:

Minutemen, you guys miiiiiiight wanna stay down there a while.&#160 For her&#160 sake.


Back when I was growing up, radio for me didn’t mean the acid-rock or the hard stuff like what you were getting from Foreigner, Foghat, Cheap Trick and Black Sabbath.&#160 Nor was it the sappy stuff that you were getting from the country stations, although I did, even then, have a thing for this one lady name of Parton… (“Duh, Spats!&#160 Really?!?!?“)

No, my radio was planted firmly on FM station 103.7, known around these parts as KVIL, and its morning legend, Ron Chapman.&#160 Beginning in 1969, Chapman was a mainstay at KVIL, bringing the morning on for millions of listeners for 30 years there, before moving over to his company’s oldies-format outlet, 98.7/KLUV. (We’ll ignore, for the moment, the fact that this merely represented a shift back to the stuff he played during his heyday on KVIL. (grin))

For 12 years during the late 70s/early 80s, Chapman had a sidekick on his morning show named Jody Dean.&#160 Many times, when Ron would go on one of his Johnny Carson-like sabbaticals, Dean would run the morning show solo, without missing a beat.&#160 In fact, if one wasn’t listening closely, one would’ve sworn that Chapman was there; they sound very&#160 much alike.&#160 Jody would later move to the local news/talk radio station here, then on to television for our CBS affilate (we’re trying not to hold that against him).

Anyway, a few weeks ago, Chapman officially announced his retirement from broadcasting.&#160 This week, he tapped Jody Dean to do what I imagine he’d figured he do at KVIL – replace Chapman at KLUV.

I see fit to blog on it today because Jody Dean’s a good conservative who’s been deserving for a long time now, not to mention being an all-around good egg.

Congratulations, Jody Dean.&#160 Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.


The remaking of Iraq into a country more resembling the US continues unabated.&#160 They’re to the point now where their terrorists are being sympathized with and given credibility by Lame Stream Media&#153-types like Roto-Reuters when roughly treated by US forces.

Just like our criminals here are sympathized with when our cops do scant more than breathe on ’em.

The Dread Pundit Bluto has the details for you in his report.


For a while now, I’ve been considering putting a blurb on the sidebar that would link to My Eternal Wisdom&#153 from one year ago.&#160 Probably wouldn’t work real well, since I’d generally have to have something to link to every day – and, as we all know, I’m rather infamous for…ah…taking the occasional year month week day off from posting.

But I go to the old digs today to see what I posted one year ago, just for shits and grins, and this jumps out at me.

It’s been a year since we lost Pat Tillman.

So much for the shits and grins.

Damn.&#160 Just, damn.


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