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Denizens, consider this comment from Twitcherite “RUexperienced”.

You are correct.

I have posted on a conservative website (Free Republic) since 1998. And have seen a lot of things come and go. Today conservatives are killing their own movement.

Conservatives have always fought against RINOs like Susan Collins and Olympia Snowe, Gov’s Weld, Wilson and Whitman etc.

But since 2006, now the RINO list includes Huckabee, Rick Perry and Tim Paulenty. (the last two being a couple of the most credible people we have). And in the last year, the conservatives that are now RINOs are Rand Paul and Marco Rubio. And what about conservative governors in Ohio, Florida, Arizona, Michigan, etc who are with us on many issues but are trying to expand medicaid under Obamacare? Do we throw all of them out too?

(Sarah Palin and her crowd plays into this “I am more conservative than you” meme and helps to undercut every conservative that is running for office. You should have seen how her people on C4P treated established conservatives like Perry, Cain, Santorum, Bachman and Paulenty. It was disgraceful.

These “conservatives” are NOT of the same mold as Ronald Reagan, who practiced the proverb: “I would rather get a half a loaf than no loaf at all.”

Now, they’re talking about Der Sarahcuda’s ass-reaming of illegal alien&#160 (THERE, I SAID IT!!!!!) amnesty turncoat Marco “Si, se puede” Rubio.&#160 And “RUconservative” is of the RINO mindset that it’s we conservatives that are torching our own party.

Well, in the first place…it’s not conservatives that are destroying the party – it’s the (do you know how damned difficult it is not to take God’s name in vain here? ) RINOs who are oh-so-happy to lead us off the fucking cliff…just not as fast as the Democrats would.&#160 (I actually had some bastard RINO tell me this at a GOP convention once.)

Secondly…note that last line about Ronaldus Magnus.

As much as I love the last real President this country’s had…he screwed the pooch on the 1986 amnesty.&#160 He approved amnesty for all the illegals here at the time, with a promise&#160 from the Demoscum to reallyreallyreally address border security this time, cross-our-hearts, pinky-finger-swear.

How’d that work out for us, hm?

Let’s get one thing straight, RINO pussies:&#160 Where the GOP’s concerned, you need us a helluva&#160 lot more than we need you.&#160 I no longer feel the compulsion to cast a vote for any&#160 Republican – though I’ll happily throw in with any conservative&#160 that wants to give it a go.

See, there’s a difference.&#160 We’ve been gently trying to tell you that for a long time, yet you still have that predilection to hob-nob on the DC party circuit with the Demoscum and your fellow GOP blue-bloods, with all your laughing at us Great Unwashed&#153 for being back-asswards hick-types.

And we’ve pretty much had enough.

Suggest you RINO doucherifles utilize the one collective brain cell remaining amongst you, and think about that for awhile.


Der Sarahcuda has made her decision.

Wasilla, Alaska

After much prayer and serious consideration, I have decided that I will not be seeking the 2012 GOP nomination for President of the United States. As always, my family comes first and obviously Todd and I put great consideration into family life before making this decision. When we serve, we devote ourselves to God, family and country. My decision maintains this order.

No surprise, really.&#160 Except, perhaps, to her supporters.

Peter Singleton moved to Iowa almost a year ago to campaign for Palin, setting up a chapter of Organize4Palin in the first caucus state. He told ABCNews.com that he “expected her to run.”

“I’m disappointed, but disappointed for the country because he was the best choice for president at this time,” Singleton said. “I believed she would run, but I understood there was a chance that she didn’t. It was always her choice. And I have enormous respect for Gov. Palin as a leader and I respect her decision.”

And then, there are these…

But don’t you understand … this “announcement” is just a diversionary tactic, after Milt and Rick tear each other apart she’s going to jump back in!

Gesh, any fool can see that, why can’t you?

I’ve lost all interest in the election at this point….very sad. MItt will win and it will be the same crap all over again.

The “I’m doing it for my family” crap is what they all say. The fact that she strung us along for these past several months is outrageous. Hell yes – I’m embarrassed! I’ve been defending her for over a year now.

She’s useless now. What a fool I’ve been. What fools you all have been.

You get the idea.

And then there’s this from Malicious Malkin’s resident cunt-licking sycophant, Pasa-weenie Phylicia:

She pretty much told us she wasn’t running last week saying that it would be too “shackley” when she needs to be free to be a maverick.

This confirms my opinion of her of it being mostly about the money for her. There was no way she could reconcile her conservative claims to being so close to Juan McCain to the point of endorsing him and the various RINOs he endorsed over their Tea Party rivals.

I’m just glad it’s finally over. I really don’t care what she thinks anymore.

That’s appropriate, Phylicia, you bloviating buttwipe – because no one&#160 gives a shit what you&#160 think.

(Come to think of it, ol Malicious herself didn’t have a whole lot to say about it her own sexist self.&#160 Given that her other&#160 hand-picked candiodate, Michele Bachmann, is circling the drain, our little Filipina skank is probably pretty heartbroken by now.

Which is always a good thing.)

Me?&#160 I, personally, don’t give a shit.&#160 Once she decided that pot was okay, that did it for me.&#160 She’s nice to look at, but that’s about it.

S’long, Sarah.&#160 Thanks for playing.

Or not.


(Should be a hat tip here, but I don’t quite know upon whom I should bestow it, so…)

Probably gonna get a WITY&#153 from HDD on this one – but, what the hell, I prob’ly deserve it.

Denizens, for lo these last two years or so, you guys know I’ve been an ardent supporter of Sarah Palin.&#160 Even when she started saying and doing things that raised the proverbial SpatulaEyebrow, I was in her corner, and would have supported her in any political venture she chose to undertake.&#160 (And maybe the fact that she’s a hawtie with a nice rack had something to do with that.&#160 Bite Sue me.)

That all came to a screeching halt the other day.&#160 And here’s why.

Whodathunkit: The Thrilla from Wasilla, Mrs. USA, the grizzliest mama of them all is A-OK with folks getting stoned in the privacy of their own homes. “If somebody’s gonna smoke a joint in their house and not do anybody else any harm,” former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin said recently on FOX News, the fuzz should just leave them be.

Sorry, Sarah.&#160 Any hint that marijuana’s “okay” for any&#160 purpose whatsoever is a Red Flag&#153 in Your Obdt. Svt’s&#153 book.

MERLIN:&#160 What about medicinal marijuana, m’liege?

VENOMOUS:&#160 Want my take on that?&#160 Go here.&#160 Foamy is bang-on, right-on-the-nose right.&#160 People who scream for “medicinal marijuana” don’t give two shits about the medicinal part of it – they just wanna get high.

Awright, where was I…?

Oh, yeah.&#160 Here’s the other money quote:

Palin said during her appearance that law enforcement resources are wasted on the war against fun. “Perhaps there are other things that our cops should be looking at to engage in and try to clean up some of the other problems that we have in society that are appropriate for law enforcement to do and not concentrate on such a, relatively speaking, minimal problem that we have in the country.”

Der Sarahcuda, lemme tell you a story:

There was a mayoral candidate some time ago who campaigned on the platform of cleaning up his city.&#160 The townspeople there had grown increasingly weary of their city’s horrific image to the rest of the world, so this was music to their ears.&#160 They elected him, based on that campaign platform.

The newly-elected mayor got to work immediately.&#160 First thing he did was to get the city council to agree to pass an ordinance prohibiting cracked/broken windows in the storefronts.&#160 It was mandated that the streets of his town were going to look like people cared for them.&#160 The windows got fixed.

Next, he ordered a crackdown on all crime in the city.&#160 From jaywalking on up – if you were caught thumbing your nose at this town’s laws, you were going to be held accountable.

Yeah, people screamed about it.&#160 Bitched loud & long about living in a “police state”, among other things.&#160 But you could soon tell the difference.&#160 The town cleaned up its act, and is no longer widely regarded as a cesspool.

The town was, of course, New York City.&#160 The mayor’s name – assuming you haven’t guessed by now, Sarah – was Rudolph Giuliani.&#160 He brought the city back, put the shine back on the Big Apple.

And he did it by not overlooking the seemingly trivial.&#160 He paid attention to detail.&#160 He addressed even the smallest things that needed addressing.

He adopted a “zero tolerance” policy for his city, because he knew – as you need to learn, Sarah – that when people see you tolerate something, the voices in the back of their heads begin to ask what else&#160 you’re willing to overlook.&#160 And they begin to push the envelope, until – well, have you looked at southern Arizona lately?&#160 B. HUSSEIN!!!!!&#160 Obambi’s given about 3,500 acres back to Felipe “Don Juan al Pendejo” Calderón and his drug-cartel jackals, in part because once upon a time, Sarah, some high muckety-much thought as you did and decided that aw shucks, pot ain’t that bad, what’s the harm in overlooking the fact that we made it illegal?

So adiós, Sarah.&#160 You’ve lost my vote, and I will no longer support you for any political office.&#160 There are too many other pols who don’t&#160 want to slap the people who voted against pot in their collective face to promote you over them.

Enjoy your next toak, buttercup.&#160 Hope you think it was worth it.


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