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Most of my life, I’ve owned either GM or Ford vehicles. There were a couple of years when I owned a Honda Civic – lame little thing that could literally not hit 50 going downhill with a tailwind – but it was a four-on-the-floor, and that’s what counted.

Seeing, though, as they were&#160 all Fords or GMs, I had hoped one day to own a Dodge or Chrysler, just to see what the big deal was about them.

Sadly, however, that now won’t happen – because, just like GM, Chrysler has climbed into bed with the Ayatollah Obambi.

President Barack Obama announced Thursday that Chrysler would head into bankruptcy with the aid of up to another $8 billion in taxpayer money, a last-resort attempt to quickly restructure the struggling giant.


As part of the deal, Chrysler is signing a partnership with the Italian company Fiat. The government will be an investor in the revamped Chrysler and will help choose its new directors, but the Obama administration does not plan to help manage the company.

Oh, sure.&#160 Suuuuuuuuuuuuure it doesn’t.&#160 Like ol’ Jugears McHopenchange would pick directors from a list, say, of Tea Partiers.

Pull the other one, Soetero.

Bankruptcy doesn’t mean the nation’s No. 3 automaker will shut down. A Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing would allow a judge to decide how much the company’s creditors would get while the company continues to operate. The goal is for the whole process to happen quickly, Obama said, perhaps within a couple months.

Perhaps not – but if the American people wake up and smell the coffee on this one, they’ll run so far, so fast away from Chrysler that Iacocca’s old company won’t have any choice but to liquidate.

Unless, of course, the United Auto Workers mob union which is gonna wind up owning the company after all this has some sort of “incentive” plan to compel us to buy their P’sOS.&#160 Kneecapping, perhaps – “buy ourse carses or else Luigi’s gonna come see youse”.

An offer we can’t refuse, indeed.

Shame.&#160 I was looking forward to test-driving a new Charger.


Okay, Denizens – I lied.&#160 Now I’ve got something.

Was crusing the Just One Minute&#160 blog prior to crashing (a really good read – five stars; Joe Bob says check it out), and came across this commenter who references the daily Rasmussen poll.

Now, you people know me & polls:&#160 my official position on ’em is “They haven’t asked me”.&#160 But I found this blurb interesting:

Overall, 55% of voters say they at least somewhat approve of the President’s performance so far. Forty-three percent (43%) disapprove.

O RLY???

Hmmmm.&#160 Seems that only a month or two ago, that number was upwards of sixty-five percent.&#160 Could be the Implosion&#153 is beginning more quickly than we’d dared hope…?

And it partially explains why the Demoscum have been crowing over Benedict Arlen Sphincter&#153:&#160 As a diversion for this looming disaster.

Curiouser & curiouser…


Denizens, I don’t have much for you tonight, so your Homework Assignment&#153 for this evening will be to read this column from Dick Morris.

Good stuff, and well worth your time.&#160 And something to look forward to, besides.

(The implosion, not what’s going to get us there.)


Fox News is reporting (and Human Events confirms) that Benedict Arlen Sphincter is finally confirming what we’ve all known for a helluva long time – he’s a Demoscum.

Big shock, no?

It’s pretty clear what this means, Denizens:&#160 Sphincter’s seen the tea leaves, read the writing on the wall, and has (correctly) figured out that, come Pennsylvania’s next GOP primary in 2010, Pat Toomey’s gonna kick his lily-livered, French-law loving, skanky ass.&#160 And that he has a better chance (and can stay in the race potentially longer) running as the Donktard he’s always been.

Good.&#160 Fuckin’.&#160 Riddance.

Soon to be permanent.&#160 Thank God.


(Hat tip to “iamsaved”, a Malkin commenter.)

Seems this letter to the Ayatollah is making the rounds on the Interwebnettubes.

It’s below the fold for your perusal & enjoyment.

April 17, 2009

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Mr. Obama:

I have had it with you and your administration, sir. Your conduct on your recent trip overseas has convinced me that you are not an adequate representative of the United States of America collectively or of me personally.

You are so obsessed with appeasing the Europeans and the Muslim world that you have abdicated the responsibilities of the President of the United States of America. You are responsible to the citizens of the United States. You are not responsible to the peoples of any other country on earth.

I personally resent that you go around the world apologizing for the United States telling Europeans that we are arrogant and do not care about their status in the world. Sir, what do you think the First World War and the Second World War were all about if not the consideration of the peoples of Europe? Are you brain dead? What do you think the Marshall Plan was all about? Do you not understand or know the history of the 20th century?

Where do you get off telling a Muslim country that the United States does not consider itself a Christian country? Have you not read the Declaration of Independence or the Constitution of the United States?

This country was founded on Judeo-Christian ethics and the principles governing this country, at least until you came along, come directly from this heritage. Do you not understand this?

Your bowing to the king of Saudi Arabia is an affront to all Americans. Our President does not bow down to anyone, let alone the king of Saudi Arabia. You do not show Great Britain, our best and one of our oldest allies, the respect they deserve yet you bow down to the king of Saudi Arabia. How dare you, sir! How dare you!

You can’t find the time to visit the graves of our greatest generation because you don’t want to offend the Germans but make time to visit a mosque in Turkey. You offended our dead and every veteran when you give the Germans more respect than the people who saved the German people from themselves. What’s the matter with you?

I am convinced that you and the members of your administration have the historical and intellectual depth of a mud puddle and should be ashamed of yourselves, all of you.

You are so self-righteously offended by the big bankers and the American automobile manufacturers yet do nothing about the real thieves in this situation, Mr. Dodd, Mr. Frank, Franklin Raines, Jamie Gorelic, the Fannie Mae bonuses, and the Freddie Mac bonuses. What do you intend to do about them? Anything? I seriously doubt it.

What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members – on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You haven’t said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn’t!

Executives at Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac will be receiving $210 million in bonuses over an eighteen-month period, that’s $45 million more than the AIG bonuses. In fact, Fannie and Freddie executives have already been awarded $51 million – not a bad take. Who authorized that and why haven’t you expressed your outrage at this group who are largely responsible for the economic mess we have right now.

I resent that you take me and my fellow citizens as brain-dead and not caring about what you idiots do. We are watching what you are doing and we are getting increasingly fed up with all of you. I also want you to know that I personally find just about everything you do and say to be offensive to every one of my sensibilities. I promise you that I will work tirelessly to see that you do not get a chance to spend two terms destroying my beautiful country.


Every real American


Item:&#160 The Ayatollah wants to get an updated file video of Air Force One.&#160 So he has the plane buzz Noo Yawk.

A jumbo jet being chased by a F-16 fighter jets buzzed Lower Manhattan this morning, panicking New Yorkers, many of whom were forced to evacuate their office buildings.

It was not a terrorist attack, however, but a photo opportunity for Air Force One, sources told the Post.

President Obama was in Washington at the time, but the low-flying 747 circling the Statue of Liberty was one of the planes used as Air Force One, sources said.

The NYPD and the city were notified of the planned flight, but did not share that information with Mayor Bloomberg and other New Yorkers, many of whom said they were terrified.

Hm.&#160 Guess Obambi was getting such a stiffie from that needle-dick of his while reminiscing about his homies that he thought he’d do a little re-enactment, eh?

Thousands flooded the streets downtown as buildings called evacuations.

“There is situation outside. We don’t have any further information,” went one announcement at the Embassy Suites downtown.

After hearing it was all planned, many of those in the streets complained New Yorkers should have been warned.

“You don’t do this to people down here after all we have been to,” said Jillian Pizzarello, who also works at the Mercantile Exchange.

Whaddya expect from a bunch of incompetent asswipes?&#160 Something resembling sensitivity?

Hey, just remember, dumbasses – y’all&#160 put him there, not us.

And I guaran-damn-tee you George W. Bush wouldn’t have done something stupid-assed like this.

Remember that, next time you’re tempted to vote for a Demoscum.


Item:&#160 The bumbling, incompetent amateurs at Al-Obambi, in yet another blatant attempt to undermine our efforts in the war against man-caused disasters terrorism, released heretofore classified documents outlining US interrogation methods against Al-Obambi collaborators enemy combatants.

The methods authorized include keeping detainees naked for long periods, keeping them in a painful standing position for long periods and depriving them of solid food. Other tactics included using a plastic neck collar to slam detainees into walls, keeping the detainee’s cell cold for long periods and beating and kicking the detainee. Sleep deprivation, prolonged shackling and threats to a detainee’s family were also used.

Treasonous asscrusts like Opponents such as the Anti-American Cuntmuffins’ Lapdogs Union Anti-American Cuntmuffins’ Lapdogs Union have long bleated argued that these methods are ineffective in extracting useful information from Al-Obambi collaborators enemy combatants.

Item:&#160 Former Vice-President with more cojones&#160 than in the entire Demoscum Party Dick Cheney went on record saying, in effect, “Hey, if you’re going to release those memos, release the ones that also say these methods, y’know, actually work.”

“One of the things that I find a little bit disturbing about this recent disclosure is they put out the legal memos, the memos that the CIA got from the Office of Legal Counsel, but they didn’t put out the memos that showed the success of the effort,” Cheney said.

Cheney said he’s asked that the documents be declassified because he has remained silent on the confidential information, but he knows how successful the interrogation process was and wants the rest of the country to understand.

Item:&#160 Terrorist enabler & racist bastard Attorney General Eric “America’s A Bunch Of Racist Cowards” Holder claims he won’t do the very thing he’s now doing – releasing memos selectively.

“It is certainly the intention of this administration not to play hide and seek, or not to release certain things,” said Holder. “It is not our intention to try to advance a political agenda or to try to hide things from the American people.”


Holder said he wasn’t sure exactly which memos Cheney is referring to, because he hasn’t seen them. The attorney general suggested such classified documents may exist at other agencies.

“I’m the attorney general and I don’t control many of the memos you might be talking about,” said Holder.

Bullshit, Erica.&#160 You run the InJustice Department; you have control over the memos.&#160 And it’s not like these things are rogue documents strewn about all over the place like data on a fragmented hard drive.&#160 They’re in the same general area; you, figuratively speaking, are looking up around the ceiling while the memos are right under your nose.

So tell us, Erica:&#160 Who’s the coward now, hmmmmm???


(Hat tip to the beautiful & talented Michelle.)

Doing a little cleanup of the Domicile&#153 today, Denizens, so here, for your amusement & edification are the Ayatollah’s 100 Mistakes In 100 Days.

I’m only into the first 10 and it’s shaping up to be a Damned Good Read&#153.


Looks like Janet “El Reño II” Napolitano, aka La NappyHeadedHo II, has gone into what we might call “South Park mode”.

She’s blaming Canada for terrorist incursions.

The furor began when Napolitano was asked to clarify statements she had made about equal treatment for the Mexican and Canadian borders, despite the fact that a flood of illegal immigrants and a massive drug war are two serious issues on the southern border.

“Yes, Canada is not Mexico, it doesn’t have a drug war going on, it didn’t have 6,000 homicides that were drug-related last year,” she said.

“Nonetheless, to the extent that terrorists have come into our country or suspected or known terrorists have entered our country across a border, it’s been across the Canadian border. There are real issues there.”

When asked if she was referring to the 9-11 terrorists, Napolitano added: “Not just those but others as well.”

Needless to say, the CaNorks didn’t take it all that well.

On Tuesday afternoon, RCMP Commissioner William Elliot expressed frustration with the comments during an interview on CTV’s Power Play.

“I was somewhat surprised and disappointed,” he said, adding he hopes the misconception has been cleared up.

“I understand and am happy to hear that she has issued a statement acknowledging that that didn’t happen.”

But Thomas d’Aquino, president of the Canadian Council of Chief Executives, decried Napolitano’s comments on Tuesday.

“I am a longstanding friend and ally of the United States, but sometimes failures in our two-way dialogue cause me to shake my head in sadness and dismay,” he said in a press release.

“The claim that some of the 9/11 terrorists entered the United States from Canada is, quite simply, a myth – an urban legend that began with a handful of erroneous media reports in the days following the terrorist strikes.”

Translation:&#160 “What the bloody hell do you think you’re talking about, bitch, eh?&#160 D’ya think we ‘ave our toques shoved up our bums ‘ere?”

Now, the article does&#160 note that she issued a “clarification” – meaning, of course, that she backed away from those comments so damned fast that some folks swear her ample ass was beeping.

I think it’s yet another prime example of how in-over-their-pointed-heads the Al-Obambi regime really is.&#160 This isn’t exactly the uniting of the world that the Ayatollah was promising us, if you catch my drift.


Ann Coulter revealed in her column this week that her mom has passed of ovarian cancer.

The Realm&#153 mourns her passing, and grieves with Ann.


And I’ll bet you’d thought I’d forgotten, didn’tcha?


I’ve come down with either food poisoning or a stomach flu, so here for your edification is one of the speakers from last week’s Dallas Tea Party.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Ferengi to hunt down…


Item:&#160 In the Miss USA pageant this past weekend (not to be confused with the Miss America pageant), Miss California – a lady by the name of Carrie Prejean – finished second.

As part of the competition, her portion of the interview segment featured a question by the self-proclaimed “Queen Of All Media”, Perez Hilton – not to be confused with the self-proclaimed “King Of All Media”, Howierd Stern (now there’s&#160 a couple for you, no?).&#160 The question was asked thusly:

“Vermont recently became the fourth state to legalise same-sex marriage. Do you think every state should follow suit? Why or why not?”

And Miss Prejean answered He Who Doesn’t Have Much Experience With Real Women, and stated:

“Well I think it’s great that Americans are able to choose one way or the other,” 21-year-old Prejean said.

“We live in a land where you can choose same-sex marriage or opposite marriage,” she continued.

“You know what, in my country, in my family, I do believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman, no offence to anybody out there.

“But that’s how I was raised and I believe that it should be between a man and a woman. Thank you.”

Today, limp-wristed douchebag pansy-assed faggot Perez Hilton called Carrie Prejean a “dumb bitch” for that answer, thereby demonstating that, if Prejean wanted to sue Miss USA for a biased competition, she might have a helluva case.

As for you, Peresita, listen up, pussy:&#160 Carrie Prejean is not only more of a woman than you ever thought of being, she’s also more of a man&#160 than you could ever hope to be.

Carrie would only need about thirty seconds, tops, to kick your ass.&#160 And I base that on the fact that I’d only need five.

You’re nothing but a limp-wristed pantywaist, fag boy.&#160 Crawl back under your rock before someone who didn’t like what you had to say about Carrie decides to take matters into his own hands and bury you under it.

(Hat tip to the beautiful & talented Michelle, who also&#160 has more testosterone than Peresitita con el boyitito.)


VENOMOUS:&#160 (/i)(/blockquote)

MERLIN:&#160 Ahhhhh!!!

OZY MCCOOL:&#160 Unnnnhh!!!

KORRIOTH:&#160 Dammit, put it back!&#160 I was just starting to feel good again!

Trust the Klingon.

Sorry about the extended italicization, guys.&#160


Becoming pretty clear by now that no one in Al-Obambi ever took any courses in how to win friends & influence people.

Because not only are a great many of us potential terrorists merely because of the things we believe…now&#160 we’re all bad for Mother Gaia’s Precious Earth&#153 because we’re all polluters on a felonious scale.

The Environmental Protection Agency concluded Friday that greenhouse gases linked to climate change “endanger public health and welfare,” setting the stage for regulating them under federal clean air laws.

The EPA action marks the first step toward imposing limits on pollution linked to climate change, which would mean tighter rules for cars and power plants. Agency officials cautioned such regulations are expected to be part of a lengthy process and not issued anytime soon.

Limits on carbon dioxide and five other greenhouse gases would have widespread economic and social impact, from requiring better fuel efficiency for automobiles to limiting emissions from power plants and industrial sources, changing the way the nation produces energy.

Loose translation:&#160 The fucking socialist bastards in DC all want us to quit breathing out.&#160 (And presumably they want us to quit breathing oxygen in – that oxygen’s theirs, y’know.)

We’re getting a lot closer to picking up that watering can, if you ask me.


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