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Denizens, time for another WITY&#153 to brighten your day.

How long have I been telling you guys that the heterophobic sodomite limp-wrists aren’t the slightest bit interested in our tolerance&#160 of their lifestyle, but in forcing us to express our approval thereof – whether we like it or not?

WorldNetDaily has a report about a pair of lesbo bitches who have filed a complaint against a mom-&-pop-run hotel – because of their beliefs about marriage:

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The Department of Instant Karma’s Gonna Get You, we get this report of one of the fuckwitted black-robed tyrants on the US Soprano Court about to be bitten squarely on the ass by his own ruling.

Following a Supreme Court ruling last week that gave local governments power to seize private property, someone has suggested taking over Justice David Souter’s New Hampshire farmhouse and turning it into a hotel.

“The justification for such an eminent domain action is that our hotel will better serve the public interest as it will bring in economic development and higher tax revenue to Weare,” Logan Darrow Clements, of California, wrote in a letter faxed to town officials in Weare, New Hampshire, on Tuesday.

Souter, a longtime Weare resident, joined in the 5-4 court decision allowing governments to seize private property from one owner and turn it over to another if doing so would benefit a community.

And who better to set the example for us than he who would sit in judgement o’er us and propose to tell us how best to dispose of our property, hm?

The letter dubbing the project the “Lost Liberty Hotel” was posted on conservative radio show host Rush Limbaugh’s Website. Clements said it would include a dining room called the “Just Desserts Cafe” and a museum focused on the “loss of freedom in America.”

A message seeking comment from Souter was left at his office Wednesday morning. The court has recessed and Souter is still in Washington, one of his secretaries said.

Hiding from those who would take him up on his kind offer to sacrifice his property, no doubt.

A few police cruisers were parked on the edge of Souter’s property Tuesday. `”It was a precaution, just being protective,'” said Lt. Mark Bodanza.

Trust us, Lieutenant – once the American people have decided they’ve been pushed too far, you might consider investing in more than just a “few police cruisers”.

Just sayin’, is all.


Okay, Denizens, it’s another One-Legged Man&#153 day, so here’s something out of the Grab-Bag&#153 that I think is rather appropriate.

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BLANCO, TX – A few years ago in Hurst (a little town between Dallas and Fort Worth), some homeowners lost their property to the city in a case of eminent domain.

The reasoning?&#160 The local shopping mall there needed more space and a parking lot.

So I can understand how the folks in NewSocialistLondon, Connecticut feel when the United States Soprano Not-So-Supreme Court this week ruled that the property and homes for which they’ve worked their entire lives isn’t really theirs after all.

With this fuckwitted decision on the part of five bastard excuses-for-judges (okay, so much for the obligatory invective), this country has just taken about ten giant leaps towards socialism – if not outright Communism.&#160 Think the USAR – the Union of Socialist American Republics.

Misha has pretty much expressed my feelings on this, as far as the Soprano Court goes.

But what has me in yet another RCOB moment is the reaction of President Linguini-ya to this POS debacle:

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GREUNE, TX – Food, fun, food, flirting, food, friends (great ones), and food.&#160 That had to describe yesterday’s installment of the Bacchanal on the Comal.

Oh, and did I mention that there was food?

About 15 or 16 of us gathered at the Comal River yesterday to do some major “toobin'”. (For the Uninitiated&#153, “toobin'” means to float down a river in an oversized inner tube (I figure you guys knew this already, but what the Hell&#153 – it’s my blog; humor me. (grin)).

One of the things I kept noticing about the Comal River is how abso-friggin’-lutely clean&#160 it is.&#160 The only debris you find there is various items of flora & fauna which have broken away from their moorings.

It made for an absolutely wonderful&#160 experience – the obligatory sunburns we all contracted notwithstanding, of course.&#160 Ow.

Back at the house, we were treated to a king’s repast, courtesy of the SpatulaGoddess (with a slight assist from yours truly and my renowned Blogosphere-famous Train Wreck Stew&#153).&#160 Beef ribs, pork ribs (with some of the bestestestest-tasting barbecue sauce around which one could ever wrap his/her taste buds), Hooters-style chicken strips, ‘tater salad, ‘roni salad, jambalaya provided by Eric the Mad Monk all left us with just about zero room for dessert.

And, Great Honkin’ Cthulu&#153, what desserts.&#160 Kahlua&#153 Chess Pie and Splenda&#153 Lemon Merengue Pie provided by the lovely and gracious Denita, and Orange Dreamsicle&#153 cake provided by the SpatulaGoddess left us all feeling like beached whales.

Oh, and I would be remiss in neglecting to mention the fine array of adult beverages we had at our disposal (His Rudeness&#153 even treated himself to a jello shot and a couple beers), plus some fine cigar-age for those who were so inclined.

You guys can have your Georgia Writer’s Workshops.&#160 We’ll take our Food, Fun & Frivolity&#153 here in Texas. (grin)

Next up:&#160 We’re going to an outside shooting range today to get off a little target practice.

Oh, but liberals, don’t you fret.&#160 We’ll have you in the forefront of our minds all the while, ayup…

Now:&#160 Denizens, I want you all here in force tomorrow morning around seven-thirty or eight-ish.&#160 Bring your friends, too.&#160 I’ve prepared a small rant on the eminent domain flap of last week, and you’re going to want to read it.


GREUNE, TX – The Bacchanal on the Comal has begun.

Yes, Sportz Fanz, the Texas Hill Country Tunes, Toobs & Targets Blogfest is now in full swing.&#160 We’re over at Zippo’s right now, where the SpatulaGoddess is preparing the brine for the ribs as I type.

Got down here just in time to catch the last half of the last Buckwheat Zydeco set – good stuff.&#160 The guy can flat-out play.&#160 Quite the enjoyable listen.

Tomorrow is “toobin'” down the Comal River, maybe a stopover at Schlitterbahn, and then a small nation’s worth of ribs/chicken/Train Wreck Stew&#153, the lovely Denita’s Splenda Lemon Merengue Pie&#153, and lots ‘n lots of booze hooch adult beverages.

Sunday will be a pilgrimage to an outdoor range for some target practice.&#160 We’ll be pretending the targets are…well, we’ll just keep that to ourselves, won’t we? (snicker)

More recaps later.&#160 Maybe some live blogging, who knows?

Stay tuned.


Denizens, remember the bully in school who could dish out the abuse, but call him&#160 a name and he ran off crying to the teacher?

Well, that snot-nosed little fuckface, and a lot of his buddies, grew up to be Demoscum in Congress – and they’re employing the same MO:&#160 They can dish it out, but they can’t take it.

White House adviser Karl Rove should either apologize or resign for saying liberals responded to the Sept. 11 terrorist strikes by wanting to “prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers,” Democrats said Thursday.

Awwwwwww, whassa matter, little fuckwits?&#160 What, you can compare our troops to Nazis and the like, but we can’t tell the truth about your skanky asses?&#160 I mean, you bastards were&#160 the ones stating that we should understand&#160 why they hate us so…weren’t&#160 you?

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In the Battle Of The Sexes Department&#153, we find these opposing potshots taken at the warrior and the warrior-ette.

First, courtesy of the Mothergoose, we have the Virtual Husband.

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Ah, the ACLU.&#160 Such a tolerant&#160 group of pisspots.

Seems the leader of one of their New Mexico chapters has joined the Minuteman Project, so they dumped the chapter.

The state organization suspended its Las Cruces chapter after learning that a member of the group’s board, Clifford Alford, was heading the formation of a Minuteman group in New Mexico.

Gary Mitchell, a Ruidoso attorney and president of the ACLU board of directors, said the suspension of the southern chapter was a technical move to make sure the leader of the New Mexico Minutemen, a civilian border patrol group, no longer had authority to act or speak on behalf of the ACLU.

I suppose that’s okay, given that the ACLU doesn’t have authority to speak or act on behalf of the American people.

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Guys, I’m still here.&#160 Still here, still with only one leg (sometimes none), and still with lots of asses to kick.

After I kick them, maybe I’ll get a chance to blog.

Don’t go anywhere.


No time to write about squat today, Denizens, so here’s another one from soon-to-be-regular-correspondent Lady Heather del Jeep Wrangler:

Yes, that’s right:&#160 It’s a redneck wedding cake.

And, truth be told, it looks a helluva lot tastier than the three I’ve had…


Today is Father’s Day 2005.&#160 It’s now been roughly two years since I last saw my son – thanks to a fat-assed bitch who, in my opinion, is not a fit mother.&#160 And that’s all I have to say about that.

I love you, Skip.&#160 One of these days we’ll get to see each other again.&#160 Your mother can’t keep you away from your father forever.


If you’ve read this blog for any length of time at all, you know that I am a professing Christian.&#160 (Whether I practice&#160 Christianity very well or not is a topic for another post.)&#160 I believe in a Father God who created the earth in six literal days, then rested on the seventh.

Yeah.&#160 That&#160 one.

And I also believe in His Son, the Lord Jesus Christ, who came to earth as a baby, fully God and fully man at the same time, lived a 33-year life completely devoid of sin, then was crucified on a cross and arose from the grave three days later, thus atoning for the sins of whomever of mankind will believe and accept the free gift.

Okay?&#160 Okay.

So you know that I believe in God’s Word to His creation, a.k.a. the Holy Bible, and in its inerrancy.&#160 I cannot fathom that a God who created all that we see around us, and beyond, could screw up something as simple as a communication to the people He created and loves.&#160 I cannot imagine, given that our eternal souls are at stake, that He would not custom-craft His message to us right down to the very last jot and tittle.

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We’ll start your weekend off with yet another gem from the good Lady Heather del Jeep Wrangler – a list of politically correct ways to refer to your average libtard as stupid:

*A few clowns short of a circus
*A few fries short of a Happy Meal
*An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
*A few beers short of six-pack
*A few peas short of a casserole
*Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box
*The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead
*One Fruit Loop shy of full bowl
*One taco short of a combination plate
*A few feathers short of a whole duck
*All foam, no beer
*Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
*Has an I.Q. of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt
*Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
*Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel
*Too much yardage between the goalposts
*An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
*As smart as bait
*Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash
*Doesn’t know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
*Elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor
*Forgot to pay his brain bill
*Her antenna doesn’t pick up all the channels
*His belt doesn’t go through all the loops
*If he had another brain, it would be lonely
*No grain in the silo
*Proof that evolution can go in reverse
*Receiver is off the hook
*Several nuts short of a full pouch
*He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down

Gee, why didn’t I come up with some of those…?


Denizens, how many stories have we heard about how the rat bastards at PETA gather at, say, Needless Markups or some other high-falutin’ department store to throw paint on shoppers who committed the cardinal sin of wearing fur coats around the holier-than-thou?&#160 How they bitch & moan at those of us who dare&#160 to eat at KFC?&#160 Remember?

Well, isn’t this&#160 a fine howdoyoudo&#153?&#160 PotKettleBlack&#153 much, PETA?

Two Hampton Roads employees of Norfolk-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals have been charged in Ahoskie, N.C., with animal cruelty after dumping dead dogs and cats in a shopping center garbage bin, police said Thursday.

Investigators staked out the bin after discovering that dead animals had been dumped there every Wednesday for the past four weeks, Ahoskie police said in a prepared statement.

Police found 18 dead animals in the trash bin and 13 more in a van registered to PETA. The animals were from animal shelters in Northampton and Bertie counties in North Carolina, police said. The two were picking up animals to be brought back to PETA headquarters for euthanization, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk said Thursday.

Neither police nor PETA offered any theory on why the animals might have been dumped.

Oh, I&#160 can tell you why.&#160 PETA is the biggest bunch of do-as-we-say-not-as-we-do asshelmets since…well, since the last group of liberal fucktards who came along purporting to tell us right-thinkers how the cow eats the cabbage.&#160 For all their bleating, PETA is a bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites.

Local officials and veterinarians said they were told that PETA would find homes for the animals, not euthanize them. PETA has scheduled a news conference for Friday afternoon to discuss the charges.

Oh, what I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall for that.&#160 Think someone will come with a can of red paint? (snicker)

Police charged Andrew Benjamin Cook, 24, of Virginia Beach, and Adria Joy Hinkle, 27, of Norfolk,each with 31 felony counts of animal cruelty and eight misdemeanor counts of illegal disposal of dead animals. They were released on bond and an initial court date was set for Friday in Winton.

Hinkle has been suspended, but Cook continues to work PETA, Newkirk said. Hinkle has worked for more than two years as one of its community animal project employees in North Carolina, PETA spokeswoman Colleen O’Brien said. Cook, who joined a couple of months ago, was being trained.

Newkirk said she doubted Hinkle had ever been cruel to an animal and said if the animals were placed in the bin, “We will be appalled.”

YeahRightWhatever&#153, as the SpatulaGoddess has been known to say.

You’ll be nothing of the sort, Newkirk, baby.&#160 You’ll pretend-wring your hands in pretend-angst while you pretend-denounce the actions of these pretend-humans.

Then you’ll go have your brie and merlot at the latest fund-raiser/Republican-basher du jour.&#160 You think we haven’t figured your skanky asses out by now?



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