Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:28
(This is in case that pussy Willie Amos deletes my response to you on Twitchy, you son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch.)
2314 Summer Oaks Ct, Arlington, TX.
Come spew your bullshit to my face, Stevie Gebeaux, you cowardly little pussy. See what happens to chickenshits who bring up my son in public forums.
Come on, doucherifle. Grow a fuckin’ pair and let’s see what you’ve got, cuntrag.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:11
Nine years and counting, Revvvvv’r’nnnnnnd Chickenshit.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:49
…and I’ve dealt with Mikey Cortese, so that’s saying something.
Take a look at this letter-to-the-editor which appeared in the Dullest Moaning Snooze the other day:
Our country is facing some serious medical and legal issues resulting from our love of violent sports, and we must find alternatives to those dangerous activities.
For example, flag football could easily replace the violent version of football, and it can be more exciting than basketball, baseball, soccer, tennis or golf.
One good way to play the game involves two quarterbacks passing the ball back and forth while being chased by a pass rusher in the backfield. He forces the quarterback with the ball to find an open receiver downfield or to dump the ball to the other quarterback, creating many exciting moments.
And since every play is a pass play, and every offensive player is an eligible receiver, there are more play options available than in a regular football game. When the athletes no longer need bulky pads and helmets, their increased speed and agility makes their patterns more precise, and the game more thrilling.
Well, yeah, maybe. If you like your tiddlywinks with an oblong ball, that is.
But check out the money quote:
However, if people still prefer the violent sports which bring millions of injuries to children and adults, then they probably have serious issues which go well beyond the subject of sports.
Okay, now that we’ve established that this guy’s a pansy-ass, here’s the kicker:
Joseph Carducci, Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh. As in, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. As in, Steeler Country.
One could postulate that there is a very good reason that this didn’t appear in, say, the Post-Gazette. Can you imagine how many Steeler fans would be hunting this chickenshit RightAboutNow?
Congratulations, Reverend Mykki. I finally found someone who has even less balls than you do.
Now for the football. We have Andy Dalton’s Cincinnati Bengals traveling to Hotlanta to hook up with the Falcons tonight on the Four-Lettered Network™ I’ll try to keep an eye on that one.
Tomorrow night, we have Gary Kubiak’s Houston Texans going up to Minne-haha to play the Vi-Queens. TV around here, though, will be showing Cowgirlz-RAAAAAIIIIIDUHHHHHHS around 9:00-ish. ‘Girlz safety Matt Johnson is back home on the sideline with an injury, so all is back to normal.
Saturday night we’ll have the NY Football Douchebags playing the aforementioned Steelers of Pittsburgh. Widdle Joey Carducci can identify with his fellow pusstard, E-why (Wo)Manning.
Sunday, we have Beefalo traveling to Indian-hapless to launch Year Two of the Andrew Luck Era. Again, no one of note will play many snaps.
We’re back Monday with the recaps. In the meantime, do I have a Denizen in Pittsburgh, by chance…?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 1:54
One more year has passed.
Still no “Reverend” (hack, spit) Mykki Chickenshit.
Still no sock-puppet “Von Vockerman”.
Still no $66.
One would think the pussy could have at least sent one of his inflatable dolls down here.
You know, to at least put up some semblance of a fight…?
But I guess not.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:51
SAN ANTONIO – (Actually, I probably got it right the first time.)
As I’m sure you know by now, Denizens, the Outer Northern Rim of the Realm (aka Oklahoma City) was blasted yesterday, and we here are praying for the missing and the survivors & their families.
At least, those of us with a bare minimum of some semblance of humanity are. Others…well, not so much.
The mile-wide tornado that destroyed Moore, Okla., and leveled at least two elementary schools was still weaving a path of devastation when Daily Show co-creator Lizz Winstead thought up a funny. Too soon?
With all respect due, Twitchy owner Malicious Malkin…never would be too fucking soon. And I guess you and the rest of the Twitched-ass douchbags over there think it’s okay, now that this waste of oxygen has “apologized”.
Made a political joke, Twas before devastation revealed. In hindsight, had I understood, I would have refrained. Beyond sorry. #LetMeHaveIt
Believe me, bitch, you wouldn’t like it very much if I “let [you] have it”.
Trust me on that.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:49
(Hat tip (naturally) to Hoft.)
Well, whadda we have here? Why, it’s yet another chickenshit!!!
Hudson city Alderman, Dave Marston, has found himself in a bit of hot water after an e-mail exchange that saw him refer to Second Amendment supporters as “gun-toting Tea Party psychotards”, implying that all gun supporters are “unemployed”, threatened to “beat you barbarians back”, and tosses in a Nazi reference for good measure.
Apparently Mr. Marston didn’t get his party’s memo concerning the “new tone” in politics.
He apparently didn’t get the memo about trying to display what he clearly does not have: Balls.
Here’s a pic of the pusstard, just for your edification:
Looks rather Michael Crook-like, doesn’t he?
Davey Pants, anytime you wanna come to Texas and try that, feel free. Grow a pair & come see us.
And bring your copy of Bambicare, nancy-boy.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:43
Item: Actor Angus T. Jones, the “half” in See-BS’ Two And A Half Men, finally woke up the other day, smelled the coffee and blasted his own show, calling it “filth”
“Jake from ‘Two and a Half Men’ means nothing. He is a nonexistent character … ,” Jones said, starting about halfway through the video above. “If you watch ‘Two and a Half Men,’ please stop watching ‘Two and a Half Men.’ I’m on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ and I don’t want to be on it.
“Please stop watching it; stop filling your head with filth. Please. People say it’s just entertainment. … Do some research on the effects of television and your brain, and I promise you you’ll have a decision to make when it comes to television, and especially with what you watch.”
Good on ‘im…right?
Well, hold the phone.
Item: Yesterday, Angus went back to sleep.
In a statement issued late Tuesday, Jones said he had the highest regard for all of the people he has worked with on the comedy, including creator Chuck Lorre and Warner Bros. studio chief Peter Roth.
“I apologize if my remarks reflect me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed,” said Jones, who reportedly makes $350,000 an episode. “I never intended that.”
Fucking. Assed. Coward.
This is one of my pet peeves, Denizens, as you yourselves well know. If you’re going to say something, if you’re going to take a stand, be ready to catch the slings & arrows that are most certainly going to come your way. Don’t worry about losing your Hollyweird gig, don’t worry about being blacklisted by a bunch of perverted pissweasels, and for the sake of Cthulhu’s left nut, don’t worry that they might not like you anymore.
And for God’s sake, DON’T FUCKING BACK DOWN FROM WHAT YOU SAY if you’re going to say it! Otherwise, STFU if you don’t have the spine for it!
Damn, people like Angus Jones piss me off!
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 12:45
Damn, who knew that Widdle Billie Maher was such a nadless, dickless, cowardly little POS chickenshit pussy?
Oh. Wait. That’s right.
Everybody knows that.
UPDATE: And Bambi’s response to Clint’s speech last night?
Not for long, it ain’t.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:39
Denizens, don’t let anyone fool you: The Second Civil War has been on for quite some time, albeit in a cold sort of way.
Looks like that’s about to change, however. A security guard for the Family Research Council is the latest vicitim.
The armed man who walked into the Washington headquarters of the Family Research Council and reportedly shot a security guard Wednesday morning has been identified as Floyd Corkins, 28, of Virginia, NBC News reports.
Corkins was taken into custody by the FBI following the shooting and was being interviewed.
Sources told Fox News that after guard took away his gun, the suspect said, “Don’t shoot me, it was not about you, it was what this place stands for.”
Perkins was an outspoken defender of Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy’s public stand against same-sex marriage, which made the fast-food chain a flashpoint in the nation’s culture wars. The Cathy family foundation has funded the Family Research Council.
There you have it. The little chickenshit thought he was going to go into FRC and shoot up the place. Thanks be to God for the security guard who upset the princess’ little applecart.
As for you, libtard pussies, you’ve sown the wind – you’re one step closer to reaping the whirlwind.
You bastards think you’re such hot shits? We still outnumber you, and we outgun you.
And you’re coming dangerously close to the day when we say “fuck it, and you”.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:00
(Hat tip: Hoft, as usual.)
And at the other extreme (i.e. the heterophobic pro-sodomite militant leftards) comes this video.
I’m putting it below the fold to give you time to put down all throwables/breakables/shootables, etc. I guaran-damn-tee you that you’ll have your own personal RCOB going within fifteen seconds, and by the end will be wanting to print out a picture of this bastard to take to the range with you.
So here we go. Don’t say I didn’t warn you:
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 22:33
Item: A 24-year-old bastard opens fire at a Batman movie midnight screening.
Item: Chickenshit cunt Bill Maher…gloats.
Rt wingers luv to tout American Exceptionalism – today is a reminder that so many of the things that make us exceptional these days are bad
The limp-wristed pussy should probably be glad he’s nowhere near me.
For his sake.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 8:57
No Mykki Chickenshit.
No Von Vockerman.
No sixty-six small (that’s $66.00 for you in the Church of the Sub-Tarded).
They must all be taking the scenic route.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:20
Denizens, today is supposed to be the Bloggers’ Day of Silence in protest for what’s being done to fellow blogger Aaron Walker by He Whom Will Always Be Known As The “Speedway Bomber”, aka limp-wristed chickenshit short-bussed pusstard Brett Kimberlin, the Boil To End All Boils On The Collective Ass Of Society.
I haven’t blogged, of course, not because of that cowardly faggot Kimberlin – but because I’m up to my ass in work.
C’est la vie.
Nevertheless, I support the effort – and Aaron, soon as I can find some loose change, guy, it’ll be on its way to you.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:26
Denizens, your homework assignment for the weekend is to read this treatise by Zilla of the Resistance. (It’s a long read, which is why you have all weekend.) Additional information can also be obtained here and here.
(Yes, that last one is a link to Malicious Malkin’s column, but there’s a reason for it. Don’t get ahead of me, mkay?)
Today is “Everybody Blog About Brett Kimberlin Day” in the Blogosphere. This chickenshit needs to be put down like the rabid dog he is, and together we can all play a part in doing so.
Oh, and Kimberlin? Fuck you, you pussified douchetard. Try coming after me or mine, and I’ll see to it you don’t go after anyone else.
Bank on that, chickenshit.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:20
Denizens, as you know, I’ve remained decidedly mega-underwhelmed with the campaign of one Willard Mittens Romerrhoid for the office of President of the United States. And it’s not a state secret that I’ve declared my intent to bypass the presidential election in November.
That may be about to change. And this is why.
Businessman Frank Vandersloot, the CEO of Melaleuca, has been targeted by the Obama campaign after donating money to Mitt Romney’s presidential campaign. “Three weeks ago, an Obama campaign website, ‘Keeping GOP Honest,’ took the extraordinary step of publicly naming and assailing eight private citizens backing Mr. Romney,” Kim Strassel of the Wall Street Journal reported. “Titled ‘Behind the curtain: a brief history of Romney’s donors,’ the post accused the eight of being ‘wealthy individuals with less-than-reputable records.’ Mr. VanderSloot was one of the eight, smeared particularly as being ‘litigious, combative and a bitter foe of the gay rights movement.’”
The attacks are working. Vandersloot revealed in an interview on Fox News that his business practice is being hurt by the attacks from the Obama team.
“Those people that I know well weren’t affected by this [attack],” said Vandersloot. “But for people who didn’t know me, who are members of our business or customers, and they were reading this, then we got a barrage of phone calls of people cancelling their customer memberships with us.”
“Really?,” the Fox News host asked. “How many did that?”
“A couple hundred that we can track,” Vandersloot replied.
Vandersloot has also claimed (believably so) that these same chickenshits are stalking his children, calling them, demanding interviews with them, etc.
So what we have here is basically this: you donate or show any other types of material support to the Romney campaign, you get a target painted on your back and you get put on the intimidation list. Smears, rumors, harassment. All because you committed the CAPITAL FUCKING CRIME of daring to oppose Al-Obambi.
The message is clear: “Nice life you got there. Shame if anything were to happen to it…”
Might be time to make a donation, eh what…?