Posted by Darth Venomous @ 23:34
Pat Sajak @patsajak
Damn! Just about to settle in for SOTU when I remembered I haven’t watered my Chia Pets. Big collection. Will take time.
7:57 PM – 28 Jan 2014
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:57
Fox News’ Juan Williams said earlier today that it’s Republicans’ fault that the Bambicare websites utterly failed like they did.
Yes, he really said that.
Yes, he really said that.
He also said that two-thirds of Americans want Republicans to ease up on criticizing Bambi & the Demoscum.
Why the hell did Roger Ailes ever think it was a good idea to bring this asshat aboard?
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 7:15
Seems that the cupid stunts over at Moron.org have clamored up something possibly resembling a set of soap-bubble cajones and are pushing forth this petition.
An online petition posted this week to Moron.org (edited for clarification – SGR) calling for President Barack Obama to “arrest and try House GOP leadership for sedition” has generated thousands of signatures.
Well, if you spineless weasels insist on going there then you best be watching your own bulbous backsides cause that just opens the floor! I had a worthy retort all lined up and ready to go, but I found this already penned.
I could not care less if they arrest Boehner and Cantor. But, that will not solve the problem. By these pigs saying ‘arrest GOP’, that is like saying; “Arrest ALL Republicans” I told you this would happen and it is.
The fact remains that the only person who needs to be arrested for treason and sedition is Barack Hussein Obama, born in Kenya-his father not legit, making HIM not our president…
Yup, that is it in a nutshell denizens. And don’t forget, Al-Obambi has more than TRIPLED our national debt in just over fieve years to where now it is about to go over $17T. Folks, that “T” for TRILLION. As in the number seventeen followed by TWELVE zeroes, aka 17,000,000,000,000.00. That fact alone is enough to call for treason proceedings in my book. Then add in all of the scandals like Benghazi, EPA, IRS, NSA, Fannie, Freddie, the Gaffmaster, and the flat out lies and utterly complete contempt for the US Constitution by the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, you get to the same conclusion rather quickly and easily as well. Not to mention, Al-Obambi is still actively trying to cram the so-called “Affordable” Care Act on us and all the while still not listening to WE THE PEOPLE when we say HELL NO!
Deniznes, the call for action has gone out time and time again. This time though, more are responding…like those from “The Greatest Generation”, our WWII veterans. Men and women who understand the difference between right and wrong, and what true justice looks like. Stay vigilant.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:01
Item: Bambi today blamed the recent partial governmental shutdown on “meddling bloggers and ‘activists who profit from conflict’”.
Reaction: Where’s my paycheck?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:33
After many years, we’ve finally found the fatal error in Firefox.
Mack Swaringen @mswaringen
Not sure why, but http://healthcare.gov only works with Firefox for me. On Chrome, IE, & Safari, it’s stuck on the waiting page. #obamacare
3:11 PM – 7 Oct 2013
I anticipate a patch no later than Firefox 26.0 Beta 3. Which, come to think of it, should be just right around the corner…
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 7:51
Yes, I’m still kicking….just been extremely busy with things at HQ (the electronic intelligence department has had to expand so much recently it required a relocation to a new secret undisclosed location in which required my security clearance to complete), as well as the Generalette and myself completing the requisite training courses for getting our foster home licensure in preparation to welcoming the junior Generalette. Oh, and there was a week in there somewhere that we escaped to visit our Florida cousins Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Pluto, Goofy, Woody, Buzz, Belle, Beast, Gaston, Cinderella, Ariel, Sebastian, well you get the idea.
But in case you missed it, go check out this and this. Word of warning though, get your JUMBO sized roll of duct tape beforehand because I promise you, your head WILL explode by the time you’re done reading the first sentence….maybe even just the headline!!
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:47
(Hat tip: Hoft.)
Drudge is reporting that Mo-Mo Morsi, late of the Mooselim Sisterhood (and one of Bambi’s butt-buddies), has had his ass unceremoniously dumped as Egypt’s president.
On Wednesday, Gen. Abdel Fatah Said Al-Sisi announced a military coup in Egypt. He said that the Constitution had been suspended, that early elections would take place, and that there would be a “code of ethics” for the media.
Would that something like that could happen…elsewhere.
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 8:04
Why you might ask?
Because the Senate actually did something they haven’t been able to do for 1200-some-odd days now. Pass a bill even REMOTELY related to money/budget. Now granted, it wasn’t the “actual” budget but it was related to the budget.
Hurrah. Siss boom bam bah.
And for all that, they get a raise and a nearly 3-week vacation.
And let’s not forget that our debt hit the $16.4T (“T” for TRILLION) limit on the last day of 2012. So all this fiscal cliff talk crap ain’t really for anything because no significant spending cuts were done. Spending cuts like FIRING Al-Obambi and Gaffmaster Joe and every one of their damn cronies!!!
About the only one who’s going to have a “happy” new year is the lawyers. Again.
Damn lawyers. I’ll not get started on THAT story though.
It’s January 1st denizens, do you know where your wallet is?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 14:00
(Hat tips: Hoft & Drudge)
First-time jobless claims for this week: 439,000.
Recession in Euroweaselstan – the second since 2009. Headed here soon.
Yeah, Demo-bastards…how’s that hopey-changey shit working out for youse?
Fuck it all.
Let God’s judgement rain down on this country. It’s earned it.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:00
The people in Ohio said that if I voted for Romney, their food stamps would be cut back.
Ohio families receiving food stamps could get an unwelcome surprise come January: $50 less every month in assistance.
For the 869,000 households enrolled in the program for the poorest Ohioans, that could amount to about $520 million annually out of the grocery budgets.
Because of the way the federal government calculates utility expenses for people receiving the benefit, a mild winter nationwide last year, and a lower price for natural gas, many families could experience a significant cut in aid, those familiar with the program say.
Recipients should get a letter from the state Department of Job and Family Services this month explaining the change, said Ben Johnson, a spokesman for the agency.
Gee, I guess elections have consequences, after all.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:00
(Hat tip: Riehl.)
Denizens, remember when I said that Al-Obambi was cooking the books?
Revisions to the way payroll data firm ADP counts private sector job creation have resulted in a sharp drop in the September employment count.
ADP’s new calculations put the monthly job creation at just 88,200, down from the 162,000 the firm originally reported earlier this month.
October doesn’t look like it’s going to be so hot, either.
Heckuva job, Barry. You sure as hell did build that.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:25
Trillions in debt.
Running billion-dollar deficits out the effing wazoo.
The United States credit rating downgraded twice in his four years occupying the White House.
A laughingstock overseas.
A United States ambassador (J. Christopher Stevens) murdered, sodomized, dragged through the streets of Libya and Cthulhu knows what else.
Other US embassies attacked, vandalized and torched.
And all B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi can come up with…is Big Bird.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:32
Just got this from my sister-in-law.
It’s kinda long, so it’s below the fold, but you’ll like it, so read it.
That’s an order.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:57
On the eve of the Demoscum National
circle jerk Convention circle-jerk, we have a report from the Department of Brilliant Metaphors about Bambi’s Mt. Rushmore-like “bust” coming to an appropriate end:
A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama — an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention.
Workers were trying Saturday afternoon to reform the base of the sculpture, built from sand brought in from Myrtle Beach, S.C., pounding and smoothing out the sand that had washed off the facade of the waist-up rendering of the chief executive.
The sand sculpture was protected from above, and Mr. Obama’s face didn’t see too much damage. But the storm was so strong that its heavy winds blew the rain sideways, pelting the president’s right side and leaving the sand pockmarked and completely erasing his right elbow.
Appropos for this regime, I’d think.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:29