Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 8:04
Why you might ask?
Because the Senate actually did something they haven’t been able to do for 1200-some-odd days now. Pass a bill even REMOTELY related to money/budget. Now granted, it wasn’t the “actual” budget but it was related to the budget.
Hurrah. Siss boom bam bah.
And for all that, they get a raise and a nearly 3-week vacation.
And let’s not forget that our debt hit the $16.4T (“T” for TRILLION) limit on the last day of 2012. So all this fiscal cliff talk crap ain’t really for anything because no significant spending cuts were done. Spending cuts like FIRING Al-Obambi and Gaffmaster Joe and every one of their damn cronies!!!
About the only one who’s going to have a “happy” new year is the lawyers. Again.
Damn lawyers. I’ll not get started on THAT story though.
It’s January 1st denizens, do you know where your wallet is?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 14:00
(Hat tips: Hoft & Drudge)
First-time jobless claims for this week: 439,000.
Recession in Euroweaselstan – the second since 2009. Headed here soon.
Yeah, Demo-bastards…how’s that hopey-changey shit working out for youse?
Fuck it all.
Let God’s judgement rain down on this country. It’s earned it.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:00
The people in Ohio said that if I voted for Romney, their food stamps would be cut back.
Ohio families receiving food stamps could get an unwelcome surprise come January: $50 less every month in assistance.
For the 869,000 households enrolled in the program for the poorest Ohioans, that could amount to about $520 million annually out of the grocery budgets.
Because of the way the federal government calculates utility expenses for people receiving the benefit, a mild winter nationwide last year, and a lower price for natural gas, many families could experience a significant cut in aid, those familiar with the program say.
Recipients should get a letter from the state Department of Job and Family Services this month explaining the change, said Ben Johnson, a spokesman for the agency.
Gee, I guess elections have consequences, after all.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:00
(Hat tip: Riehl.)
Denizens, remember when I said that Al-Obambi was cooking the books?
Revisions to the way payroll data firm ADP counts private sector job creation have resulted in a sharp drop in the September employment count.
ADP’s new calculations put the monthly job creation at just 88,200, down from the 162,000 the firm originally reported earlier this month.
October doesn’t look like it’s going to be so hot, either.
Heckuva job, Barry. You sure as hell did build that.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 11:25
Trillions in debt.
Running billion-dollar deficits out the effing wazoo.
The United States credit rating downgraded twice in his four years occupying the White House.
A laughingstock overseas.
A United States ambassador (J. Christopher Stevens) murdered, sodomized, dragged through the streets of Libya and Cthulhu knows what else.
Other US embassies attacked, vandalized and torched.
And all B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi can come up with…is Big Bird.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:32
Just got this from my sister-in-law.
It’s kinda long, so it’s below the fold, but you’ll like it, so read it.
That’s an order.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 18:57
On the eve of the Demoscum National
circle jerk Convention circle-jerk, we have a report from the Department of Brilliant Metaphors about Bambi’s Mt. Rushmore-like “bust” coming to an appropriate end:
A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama — an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention.
Workers were trying Saturday afternoon to reform the base of the sculpture, built from sand brought in from Myrtle Beach, S.C., pounding and smoothing out the sand that had washed off the facade of the waist-up rendering of the chief executive.
The sand sculpture was protected from above, and Mr. Obama’s face didn’t see too much damage. But the storm was so strong that its heavy winds blew the rain sideways, pelting the president’s right side and leaving the sand pockmarked and completely erasing his right elbow.
Appropos for this regime, I’d think.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:29
Posted by Supreme General Rayegun @ 20:20
Darth, you’re gonna need an INDUSTRIAL….well more like a COSMIC…..powered vacuum cleaner to catch the ginormous RCOB you’re about to have.
You have been warned.
Everyone else, just follow this advice. “Annie, get yur gun!”
It seems that quitely and with little fanfare from the lapdog media (really, it’s a good bet that they intended it this way as well), the UN has once again taken up discussions for a global arms trade treaty. Now why in heaven’s name would I make this a homework assignment? Arms trade, isn’t that what spies and nation-states do? Not this one boys and girls.
This one has got the progressive weenies about ready to start a pre-pubescent apoplexy.
This treaty has got Al-Obambi ready to sign over the Oval Office seemingly.
This treaty in effect wants to take OUR Constitutional right contained in the SECOND AMENDMENT and burn it to hell like the Colorado wildfires are doing to the mountain landscape.
Don’t believe me? Here’s the homework assignment.
Get to reading it.
Then tell anyone you care about and have them read it. Then call, email, or however you feel best fits the seriousness of this…but contact your Senator AND the White House and tell them in no uncertain terms HELL NO, NOT WITH MY GUNS YOU WILL NOT!
Folks, here’s just another piece of the puzzle that Al-Obambi promised when he talked about “the fundemental transformation”. He’s already trying to make freedom of religion a thing of the past. Now they’re coming after our guns. Wanna take a guess what’s next on their agenda? Try freedom of speech for starters. It’s all right there if you just pay attention. You heard it here first, if they get our free speech then Al-Obambi will in fact (and in practice) have a defacto DICTATORSHIP.
Need I say more?
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:50
It wasn’t bad enough, Denizens, that the backstabbing bitch Juanita Roberts, cast the tiebreaking vote to uphold a clearly unconstitutional Bambicare, calling it instead a tax, which in itself is also unconstitutional, having originated in the Imperial Socialist Senate. It’s not bad enough that this Queefing Queer-assed Quisling slammed in one of the last nails of this country’s coffin, all but assuring its economic destruction henceforth.
The Obamacare Supreme Court ruling seemed strange. Chief Justice John Roberts’ reasoning was incoherent. The conservative’s dissent read like it was originally meant to be a majority opinion. Now, we know why. According to Jan Crawford of CBS News, John Roberts switched sides in May, withstanding a “one-month campaign” from his conservative colleagues to change his mind.
“I am told by two sources with specific knowledge of the court’s deliberations that Roberts initially sided with the conservatives in this case and was prepared to strike down…the individual mandate,” said Crawford on CBS’ Face the Nation. “But Roberts, I’m told by my sources, changed his views, deciding to instead join with the liberals. There was a one-month campaign to bring Roberts back into the conservative fold, led, ironically, by Anthony Kennedy.”
Juanita…you asshole. You motherfucking son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch.
If this is, in fact, the case, this asswipe Roberts isn’t fit to judge an apple pie contest, much less sit as the Chief Justice on the highest court in the land.
This would basically mean that Bambi’s goons somehow got to him, threatened him (or his family), and intimidated him into changing his vote.
Such a coward is unfit for any public office, much less one so important as Chief Justice. Roberts must be removed
immediately the minute we gain control of the Congress & the White House.
And if it does come out, somehow, that Bambi’s goons did, in fact, have a hand in intimidating Juanita Roberts…that may be what finally causes the fecal material to impact the oscillating cooling device.
You heard it here first.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:34
ITEM: Fox News the other day ran this video on “Fox & Friends”:
White House press secretary Jay Carney made an “angry phone call” to a Fox News executive after the network aired a scathing video review last month of President Barack Obama’s first three years in office, the New York Times reported.
According to the Times, Carney told Michael Clemente, Fox News’ senior vice president for news, that the video had crossed the line even for “Fox & Friends,” the morning show where it aired. Two unnamed Democrats reportedly told the newspaper about the call, described as a “private conversation.”
** MSNBC created its own anti-Romney ad in February. Of course, the White House was OK with their ad.
The PotKettleBlack is strong in this dickweed, my padawans.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:24
Fox News has just reported that the “individual mandate” portion of Bambicare is constitutional as a tax. John Roberts sided with the leftist pusstards on the decision.
I say now, and for the record – I WILL NOT OBEY THIS.
I am currently covered under my company’s plan. When it goes away – and I guaran-damn-tee you, it will go away – I will not get replacement coverage.
Let me say that again: I will not purchase coverage.
I will not pay any related tax.
I will not pay any penalty.
IRS, you will have to come get me.
If you dare.
Fuck you, Johnita Roberts.
Fuck your wife.
Fuck your kids.
Fuck you, George “Shrubya” Bush, who put the son-of-a-bitch on the Soprano Court in the first fucking place.
And last but not least – fuck the Hell outta you, B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi.
I. WILL. NOT. OBEY!!!!!
UPDATE: And Denizens, I hate like hell to contradict myself, go hypocritical, make a liar of myself, all that.
But I have no choice. Apologies to the Vicar, the General, Plett, the Lady, La Reina, Mrs. Venomous – everyone.
But as of now – 0930 hours, 6/28/2012 – I am declaring my intention to vote for Willard Mitt Romney for President of the United States of America.
Because, you see, Obambi – I know whose ass to kick, you illegal Kenyan son of a slutty crack whore bitch.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 15:51
(Hat tip: Hoft.)
ITEM: A couple days ago, B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi accused the Republicans in general (and President Bush in particular of sticking him with a trillion-dollar deficit.
“I love it when these guys talk about debt and deficits,” Obama told supporters in Baltimore. “I inherited a trillion dollar deficit.”
“It’s like somebody goes to a restaurant, orders a big steak dinner, a martini and all that stuff, then just as you’re sitting down they leave and accuse you of running up the tab,” Obama said.
ITEM: Today, B. HUSSEIN Obambi…stuck someone else with a bill.
Amid the bustle of President Obama’s surprise stop for barbecue Wednesday the White House apparently overlooked one key detail: the bill.
Celebrating Father’s Day early, the president had lunch with two service members and two local barbers at Kenny’s BBQ on Capitol Hill.
As the group chatted about fatherhood, the president enjoyed a steaming plate of pork ribs with hot sauce, collard greens, red beans and rice and cornbread.
The bill for the president and his four guests was $55.58, but was left unpaid at the point of sale, according to pool reports.
I’d use my standard line here, but I might be accused of being…wait for it…RAAAAACIST!!!!!!!!!
Besides…it’s down there in the categories anyway.
“The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money. ” ― Margaret Thatcher
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 3:24
Denizens, while I’m trying to figure how I’m gonna pull my ass out of a 300-million megaton warp-core explosion (grin), why don’t you guys go have a look at how Iowahawk positively excoriated Bambi’s new girlfriend “Julia”.
Trust me, it’s that good.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 16:54
ITEM: After Rush Limbaugh told the truth, then wussed out, about Sandra “Slut” Fluke…
(Yeah, that’s right, Sandy baby – I called you a slut, you’re also a prostitute, and there ain’t no apology coming from me, ever)
…the pusstard Demoscum launched the shit-for-brains meme that Republicans had launched a so-called “war on women”.
“We’re making an issue over the whole Republican war against women,” said Maggie Davidson, president of the Democratic Women’s Club of Northeast Broward. “We’re going to try to bring a lot of attention to what’s been going on in the state legislatures and in Congress.”
Specifically, the notion that conservatives like me & you are out to destroy women because we’re sick & tired of our tax monies going for them to fuck like minxes (minxes?) and
abort damn the consequences.
But that’s another post for another time.
ITEM: One of Al-Obambi’s designated
methane-spewing propaganda mouthpieces, Hitlary Hilary Rosen, late of the we-don’t-want-you-to-record-our-music (hack, spit) RIAA (hack, spit), had this to say about Ann Romney (hat tip: Hoft):
“Guess what, his wife has actually never worked a day in her life,” said Rosen, who was being interviewed by CNN’s Anderson Cooper about the war on women.
Same Al-Obambi that pays its female employees 18% less than men.
PotKettleBlack much, Jugears?
MERLIN: Ooooooh, RAAAAACIST!!!!
VENOMOUS: Bite me, Wizard.