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As a conservative and a Christian, I’m supposed  to wring my hands and pull my hair out in angst that one of God’s children was shot & killed today in church.

But in this particular case, I’m gonna be extremely hard pressed to give much of a shit.

Prominent late-term abortion provider George Tiller was shot and killed Sunday in a Wichita church where he was serving as an usher, his attorney said. The gunman fled but a city official said a suspect is in custody.

The city official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak publicly about the case. The official did not provide additional details.

Long a focus of national anti-abortion groups, including a summer-long protest in 1991, Tiller was shot during morning services at Reformation Lutheran Church while his wife was in the choir, his attorney Dan Monnat said. Police said the gunman had fled in a car registered in Merriam, a Kansas City suburb nearly 200 miles away.

Nope, just not there, sorry.

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…only seem  more stupid-assed than they were when we were growing up?

Guys, I’m busy packing, so I’m going to leave you to read the most sickening thing I’ve seen in a while.

It’ll be below the fold for those of you who are brave enough.

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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You may have noticed a slight change to the port sidebar.

Nice, huh? 

Thanks to the kind folks over at Clearspring.com for thinking this one up.

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I have two words for any Demoscummic pussy who would scream “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIIIIISSSSSSMMMMMMM!!!!!!”  over conservative opposition to Consuela Oscar-mayer:

Miguel.  Estrada.

I have three more  words if you leftist fucks still have a problem with it:

Janice.  Rogers.  Brown.

Now I have six words for the GOP:

Grow.  A.  Pair.

Take.  Her.  On.

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(Hat tip to Denizen & fellow blogger David Hartung.)

It isn’t bad enough that Al-Obambi forced Chrysler into bankruptcy under its terms.  It isn’t bad enough that hundreds of dealerships are being forced to close against their will.  Not bad enough that thousands of people are having their jobs forcibly taken from them by B. HUSSEIN!!!  Obambi.

If that hasn’t already pulled an RCOB™ over your eyes by now…then this will.

As part of its Chapter 11 bankruptcy, Chrysler is terminating one-fourth of its franchises – but some say its catalog of doomed dealerships looks more like a hit list that specifically seeks to put Republican donors out of business.

[...]

President Obama has said the bankruptcy will give the company “a new lease on life,” after his administration spearheaded a plan requiring the company sell to Italian automaker Fiat. Chrysler’s stronger operations will be owned by Fiat, labor and the U.S. and Canadian governments. The sale could close as early as this Friday.

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“The necessary steps have been taken to give one of America’s most storied automakers, Chrysler, a new lease on life,” Obama said. “This is not a sign of weakness.”

But WND reviewed the list of 789 closing franchises and databases of political donors and found that of dealership majority owners making contributions in the November 2008 election, less than 10 percent gifted to Democrats while 90 percent gave substantial sums to Republican candidates.

[...]

Many of the majority owners who donated to Republican campaigns last year also contributed additional thousands to George W. Bush’s presidential campaign in 2004 and to help elect GOP representatives.

Y’get that, Denizens?  The retarded bastard fucks on the Left have squealed for nearly four decades about Nixon’s so-called “enemies list” – but Nixon had nothing on this son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch in the White House.

How much longer, Denizens?  How much longer are we going to put up with this before we pick up the watering can?

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(Hat tip Hot Air.)

Last month, Stormin’s Morning Java noticed Yet Another Gaffe™ by Al-Obambi.

How’d that ad used to go?  “Texas:  It’s A Whole Other Country”? 

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The traditional Memorial Day post can, as always, be found here.

This one will stay on top all day long.  Not that I’ll likely write anything else today – just sayin’. :-)

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Denizens, one thing that pisses the snot outta me about libtards – indeed, one thing that damn near puts an RCOB™ around all our eyes is the snot-nosed, elitist notion that, not only are they more intelligent than you, more feeling and caring than you, more thenthitive sensitive  than you – they also believe that they’re more sophisticate, more nuanced – yea, better  than you.  When in fact, of course, all they really are is far & away more pussified and estrogenatified  (a little Shrubya lingo, there) than we on the right ever thought about being.

It is with that in mind that the aforementioned RCOB™ falls over my eyes when I read a column appearing in the political department of a site called 411mania.com.

411mania.com, you may be interested in knowing, is a site dedicated to writing about different & myriad things – among them, politics, music, entertainment gossip, professional wrestling, and posting the occasional pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ample ass.  Which is to say, the only halfway-decent pieces of shit to come out of this particular website are the wrestling writing and the pictures of Kim Kardashian’s ample ass.

Everything else is just abject pussified bullshit.  Such as this column written by a douchebag named “Enrique” who maintains that, yes, waterboarding is torture and anyone who doesn’t agree simply isn’t worthy of being heard.

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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And yet another famous offspring shames his parents – or he would, were they alive.

Limbaugh hasn’t had a natural erection since the Nixon Administration; think he’s compensating for something? Now, I wouldn’t pick on him for any of this stuff, not his blubbiness, not his man-boobs, not his inability to have a natural erection — none of that stuff — to me, off limits until! until! — Mr. Limbaugh, you turn that sort of gun on somebody else — once you start doing that, you’re fair game, fat boy. Absolutely, you jiggly pile of mess. You’re just fair game, and you’re going to get it, too. [Laughs] You’d better watch what you say, Limbaugh, because it can come back the other way.

At least Limbaugh gets them over women, Veronica, you Cupid Stunt™.  A helluva  lot more than we can say for you.

Junior also strangely claimed that Pelosi looks pretty good for a grandma, but Limbaugh looks like “the unholy spawn of Tony Soprano and the Michelin Man.”

He also jumped all over CNN analyst Alex Castellanos joking that “If Speaker Pelosi were still capable of human facial expression, she’d be embarrassed” by the “Nixon-like position” she’s in. He said “This from a guy who looks like he just stepped out of a road production of [the Harvey Fierstein drag-queen musical] La Cage Aux Folles.”

This from the pansy-ass douchebag that looks more like the love child of Tom D’asshole and the aforementioned Piglousi.

Perhaps you should stick to ballet dancing, Veronica.  At least when you do that, we don’t have to listen to you bleat.

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Boy howdy, that Al-Obambi ecomony just keeps humming right along, doesn’t it?

NEW YORK (CNNMoney.com) — The Federal Reserve’s latest forecasts for the U.S. economy are gloomier than the ones released three months earlier, with an expectation for higher unemployment and a steeper drop in economic activity.

The Fed’s forecasts, released as part of the minutes from its April meeting, show that its staff now expects the unemployment rate to rise to between 9.2% and 9.6% this year. The central bank had forecast in January that the jobless rate would be in a range of 8.5% to 8.8%, but the unemployment rate topped that in April, hitting 8.9%.

The Fed also now expects the gross domestic product, the broadest measure of the nation’s economic activity, to post a drop of between 1.3% and 2% this year. It had previously expected only a 0.5% to 1.3% decline.

All yours now, Ayatollah.  You.  Effin’.  OWN.  It.

Good luck

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I’d say that this sounds like a Come Say It To My Face™ if I ever heard one:

Actor Alec Baldwin’s joke about getting a Filipino mail-order bride provoked a sharp response in the Philippines, with one senator saying Monday that the “30 Rock” star faces violence if he ever visits.

“Let him try to come here in the Philippines and he’ll see mayhem,” Revilla said, using a local idiom that implies the speaker will personally administer a beating.

I think I could learn to like this guy… 

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It’s no big secret that the United Methodist Quilting Bee Made Up Of Spineless Wimps Who Think They’re Sorta Spiritual Church isn’t exactly the penultimate authority on things Scriptural.

Sunday, one of their members dropped trou, figuratively speaking, and showed what asses they are their collective ass again, trying to get in the face of a Southern Baptist minister with the heterophobe issue – and failing miserably, I might add.

The pastor of little Grace United Methodist Church took a swipe at big First Baptist Church of Dallas on Sunday with a sermon titled “Why Gay Is OK.”

The message was delivered as a counterpunch to “Why Gay Is Not OK,” a November sermon by First Baptist pastor Dr. Robert Jeffress.

Ooooooh!  Speaking TRUTH TO POWER™!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!11!!ELEVENTY!!

Bet it just gave that pastor a little stiffie, didn’t it?

Aw, come on! Is that all you got?! >

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Nothing tonight, Denizens.  I just got through spending seven-point-five hours at work fixing several of my client’s systems.  Then stuffed myself silly when I got home.  Really don’t feel like writing this, truth be told. 

Check with me tomorrow.

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As some of you know, Denizens, I live in a three-story apartment.  Not just a building with three stories in it – my apartment covers three stories.  Literally.

And I was in the third-story loft when this hit.

In fact, as I typed the period on that last sentence, another one has just hit.

Not the securest of sensations, lemme tell ya.

MERLIN:  Sure it isn’t just you walking around?

VENOMOUS:  Put a cork in it, smartass.

MERLIN

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