Posted by Darth Venomous @ 10:50
Okay, so let me see if I have this right:
We’ve got BambiCare causing all manner of folks to lose insurance they wanted to keep, and to pay more & more to replace it.
Vladimir Putin has invaded the Ukraine.
We have some 270 folks missing that were on a Malaysian Airlines plane. No evidence of a crash or anything, the plane just went missing.
The Second Civil War may be just about to start.
And folks are getting the vapors over…thigh gap?!?!?!
It’s been OK to Photoshop since the invention of Photoshop, and perhaps no one has taken more advantage of it than the fashion and modeling industries. But Target’s apparent attempt to give a bikini model a fashionable thigh gap was such a hack job as to elicit a series of apologies from the company.
We. Are. So. Fucking. Screwed.
Let God’s judgement come. We’ve fucking earned it.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:12
Item: The Los Angeles Dodgers clinched the NL West title the other day in Arizona – and to celebrate, they climbed the right-field fence and took a dip in the stadium’s open-access pool after everyone had left.
Item: This act pissed off half-assed excuse-for-a-senator RINO McLame:
“Poolgate” reached the nation’s capital Friday when Arizona Sen. John McCain voiced strong displeasure with the Los Angeles Dodgers’ celebration of their National League West title.
After the Dodgers clinched the division with Thursday’s 7-6 win against the Arizona Diamondbacks, roughly half the team celebrated by jumping into the pool behind the right-center field wall at Chase Field.
The revelry upset many players, executives and fans of the Diamondbacks, including McCain, who took to Twitter with this rant:
John McCain @SenJohnMcCain
No-class act by a bunch of overpaid, immature, arrogant, spoiled brats! “The #Dodgers are idiots” http://www.azcentral.com/insiders/danbickley/2013/09/19/the-dodgers-are-idiots/ …
12:36 PM – 20 Sep 2013
Item: Dodgers’ relief pitcher Brian “The Mohawk” Wilson had a classic response:
Brian Wilson @BrianWilson38
Senator McComplain knows a thing or two about coming in second and watching someone take a plunge in the pool (I mean poll) #POoLITICS
3:44 PM – 20 Sep 2013
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 21:59
Denizens, as we start another Perfect Football Weekend, talk in the world of College F’ball, You Bet! is on
Johnny Football Johnny Signature Johnny Manziel, the defending Heisman Trophy winner, and Signature-gate, where multiple “brokers” (read: pissant swine) are claiming that he sold his signature for approximately seven large. (That’s $7,000 for those of you in Mykki Chickenshit’s Church of the SubTarded.)
There’s talk of suspensions & whatnot, but one Moaning Snooze columnist seems to think nothing’ll come of it:
The rub might be if Texas A&M decides to suspend him pending a finding by the NCAA. If he plays before the NCAA makes a ruling, they might make the Aggies void any wins he plays in. But I think the Aggies might be willing to roll the dice on that.
My take on it is, what’s the big deal? He’s making money doing something he’s done, independent of the NCAA, for nearly his entire life – signing his name. There are some things the NCAA just can’t control, and this is one of them – or should be, anyway.
On to the football. Right now, Raven is coming back on Panther in Baltimore (it’s 34-24, Carolina, as I write this). Baltimore’s apparently contracted a case of the Dallas Oopsies (in other words, they’ve coughed up the ball a few times), but they seem to be coming back.
Friday night, CBS will have Seahawk-Packer from the frrrroooooozzzzzennnnnnnnn tunnnnnnnndrrrrrraaaaaaaa (a little Chris Berman lingo, there)
Saturday, this house will be watching Cowgirl-Bengal. My first chance to see Andy Dalton. Woo hoo! In addition, CBS will have Ram-Bronco from Denver. Peyton should have a field day.
Saint-Texan and ViQueen-FairyWhiner on Sunday round out the schedule.
As usual, I’ll have comment on anything I get to see. Recaps with links if not. And I’ll try to make it on Monday if I can.
See you then.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 0:45
Oh, really? That’s nice.
Damn, the Cowgirlz are gonna have to figure out how to replace Tyrone Crawford…
(*Incidentally, Jim Hoft, no – I don’t consider you part of the LSM. But everyone else is going all ga-ga for them, so…)
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 1:17
This is not necessarily a defense of Widdle Ricky Santorum, mkay? I mean, I’m not too fond of the idiot, particularly since he lied through his teeth when he downplayed the role of Newt Gingrich in the 1994 Republican Revolution during the S. Carolina debate.
And I say that with you guys well aware of my honest opinion of Newt. (Which is to say, it ain’t very good.)
I for one wish the GOP would grow a spine, look the Demoscum in the eye and flat-out state, “Listen, dumbasses, no one wants to ban contraception, the states least of all – even though, thanks to a little something called the Tenth Amendment, they bloody well can if they so choose – so drop the effin’ subject and let’s talk about where you and your honeyboy B. HUSSEIN!!! Obambi have dropped the ball…namely, the economy and foreign affairs, M”KAY?!?!?!”
But this bullshit about the reaction to Santorum questioning the theology behind Bambi’s policy? The whining and sniveling that’s caused? I mean, here’s “Baghdad Bob” Gibbs bleating that Santorum went over the line for the cardinal sin of “questioning [Bambi's] Christian faith?
Hey, Baghdad Bobby? I’ll do more than question it – I’ll fucking challenge it outright. The bastard ain’t a Christian. Certainly not in the traditional sense of the word. Look at his track record if you don’t believe me.
Santorum Franklin Graham’s bang-on right about one thing: Bambi gives more of a shit about Muslims than he does about the Christians the Muslims are killing overseas. I mean, when was the last time you heard Bambi mention anything about that, hmmmmmmmm?
Santorum’s right about another thing, too: Satan is targeting this country. I fucking dare anyone to look at what’s happened to this culture over the last 50 years and deny it.
So you pisstards on the Left can take all your kvetching about what Rick Santorum has said about our culture and shove it back up your pieholes. You pussies are a big cause of it, so I for one don’t give a shit that you don’t like us pointing it out.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 19:38
Sister Toldjah tells us about Herbie Cain’s decision to “re-assess” his
dwindling chances of even getting a remote sniff of the White House campaign, in light of the latest accusation d’ peccadillo against him.
An Atlanta businesswoman is breaking her silence, claiming she has been involved in a 13-year-long affair with Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain.
Over the Thanksgiving weekend, FOX 5 senior I-Team reporter Dale Russell sat down with Ginger White, who had a story to tell.
“I’m not proud,” White told Russell. “I didn’t want to come out with this. I did not.”
Don’t believe it for a nanosecond, Denizens. Unless she & Herbie were an item alllllllll over Hotlanta, all she had to do was keep her effing mouth shut. No one gave two flying fucks at donut holes who she was before this, and nobody’ll give so much as one after Herbie drops out of the race.
Which, if he can figure out what “Mene Mene Tekel Upharsin” means, should be AnyDayNow.
Posted by Darth Venomous @ 9:30
Denizens, by now you’ve heard about this doofus flying for Southwest Airlines that made an ass of himself over the air:
Southwest Airlines was once well known for hiring only female flight attendants and dressing them in hot pants. At least one of its pilots apparently dislikes that it’s not like that anymore.
“Eleven f***ing over-the-top f***ing a** f***ing homosexuals and a granny. Eleven! I mean, think of the odds of that,” the unidentified pilot said during a March flight.
The pilot labeled his Chicago-based flight crew as a “continuous stream of gays and grannies and grandes.”
“So in six months I went to the bar three times; in six months, three times. Once with the granny and the f*g, and I wished I hadn’t gone,” he said.
For his tirade, the guy got a suspension and was ordered to undergo that time-honored liberal method of sticking it to conservatives, Christians and/or white men in general – THENTHITIVITY TWAINING!!!!!
That’s not good enough for some
fat-assed fraulines flight attendants, though. Several of them are thinking about filing an EEOC complaint.
Oh, that’ll get the guy frog-marched into the federal hoosegow.
Here’s my question the Professionally Offended in this case: What criminal statute has this guy violated?
Soon as you can tell me that, I’ll possibly consider maybe giving half an abbreviated listen to y’all’s whiny-assed sniveling.
And that’s all I’ve got to say about that.